Happy birthday YB! Yes, another fic for you. But a) your dramatics clearly weren't going to settle for one birthday fic and b) guitar Jim really needs to see the light of day. It's been 1 year, 2 months and 18 days since his inception, and it felt about time he got out.
Thanks again to RD for beta'ing this one.
I don't own anything here, apart from pretty much this first chapter. It really did happen to me. But more on that later (spoilers and all).
Set in London in present day.