Penname: Post_it_Thief Real name: Gretchen
Member Since: May 29, 2007

Bio:

I am a secretary at my school's activities office, so I can completely commiserate with Pam. I only have to work 3 hours a day, she has to put up with 8 a day plus Michael. But she has Jim. If I had a Jim there, I might be a little more content to hang around longer.

I love reading, music, and cats. I spend too much time focusing on The Office, but you all understand. I hope to write a lot this summer-I've got some fun ideas roaming around in my head. We'll see what comes out, since I'm a newbie at this fanfic stuff.

I am insanely excited for Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows to come out. I also really like watching 30 Rock. Sometimes it scares me how much Liz Lemon and I are alike.

The line that never fails to crack me up is "Maybe some spaghetti..." from Kevin in Diversity Day.

And that's me in a nutshell.


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First Date by unfold Rated: K+ [Reviews - 24] 25
Summary: Past Featured StoryInspired by a certain deleted scene from the Client.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Past
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1320 Read Count: 4402 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: September 13, 2006 Updated: September 13, 2006
Reviewer: Post_it_Thief Signed
Date: June 01, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Wow-I've always wanted more elaboration on this and thought you did just a lovely job. I feel really bad for Jim right about now.

Summary:

The children of Halpert and Schrute meet and fall in love as only 5th graders can...


Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Angela, Dwight, Jim, Pam
Genres: Childhood, Humor, Married, Romance
Warnings: None
Challenges: Star-Crossed Lovers, Daddy Jim
Series: None
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 5706 Read Count: 12071 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: September 26, 2006 Updated: June 14, 2007
Reviewer: Post_it_Thief Signed
Date: June 09, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Laura

I just found this and I laughed all the way through. It would be great if you continued, but I loved how you ended it.

Author's Response: Thnaks for the review, I'm glad you liked it!

Summary: Kelly used to be different. Spoilers up through The Return.
Categories: Other, Present, Past, Episode Related, Alternate Universe
Characters: Dwight, Dwight/Angela, Kelly, Kelly/Other, Ryan/Kelly
Genres: Angst, Inner Monologue, Oneshot, Workdays
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1395 Read Count: 2673 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: January 22, 2007 Updated: January 22, 2007
Reviewer: Post_it_Thief Signed
Date: June 09, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: there's nothing on my horizon except everything

That was so not what I expected. I kind of wanted Dwelly to work out for a split second, so fine work.

Stolen by girl7 Rated: M [Reviews - 169] 62
Summary:

Inspired by the finale and the seasons that preceeded it.  Enough said.


Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: None
Genres: Angst, Inner Monologue, Steamy, Workdays
Warnings: Adult language, Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 8 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 21030 Read Count: 69139 ePub Downloads: 26
[Report This] Published: May 17, 2007 Updated: July 06, 2007
Reviewer: Post_it_Thief Signed
Date: August 18, 2007 Title: Chapter 8: Chapter 8: We all look like we feel

Okay, this was so cute! You handled the entire range of emotions perfectly! It was deliciously awkward at times and sublimely perfect at others. Yay for JAM! Wow, I'm in a really good mood right now. :D

Summary: Past Featured Story

Three years have passed since Pam left Scranton for New York, and Jim is still very much on her mind.  Will a work-related trip to Rome, Italy be the catalyst that reunites Pam with Jim once and for all? 


Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Jim/Pam, Karen
Genres: Angst, Fluff, Humor, Inner Monologue, Romance, Travel
Warnings: Adult language, Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 9 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 22531 Read Count: 68596 ePub Downloads: 12
[Report This] Published: May 27, 2007 Updated: July 02, 2007
Reviewer: Post_it_Thief Signed
Date: May 30, 2007 Title: Chapter 2: Chapter 2: Let Love In

Please continue (and soon)! The Toy Story bit was an especially nice touch.

Author's Response: Aw, thanks so much.  I hope to have an update for Sunday.  I'm happy to hear you liked the Toy Story bit.  I thought the prank was especially Jim, no?  It's definitely the type of film I could see Jim & Pam going to.  Thank you for reading and reviewing, I really appreciate hearing from you. :)

Reviewer: Post_it_Thief Signed
Date: June 09, 2007 Title: Chapter 4: Chapter 4: The Way You Feel Inside

Finally, contact with the two! Now they just have to meet and make it physical contact. Soon, right? Pretty please?

Author's Response: I will remain mum. ;-)  Thanks for the awesome review and for reading.

Reviewer: Post_it_Thief Signed
Date: June 25, 2007 Title: Chapter 8: Chapter 8: Like the First Time

Ah! That so amazing. I'm hoping there will be an update soon? I'm majorly excited for this long chapter you're teasing.



Author's Response: I hopefully will post the next chapter either the end of this week or the beginning of next.  Thanks so much for the awesome review.

Reviewer: Post_it_Thief Signed
Date: June 25, 2007 Title: Chapter 7: Chapter 7: What if I Loved You?

Thank you, for not having Jim screw around with Karen anymore. Very nicely wrapped up--although I get the feeling we haven't seen the last of Karen, perhaps?



Author's Response: You're very welcome.  I happily ended things with Karen. ;-)  Yes, this is the last we'll see of her, never fear. :)  I'm glad to hear you enjoyed the chapter.  Thanks so much for reading and reviewing :)

Reviewer: Post_it_Thief Signed
Date: July 02, 2007 Title: Chapter 9: Chapter 9: Epilogue (The World Begins Again)

So beautiful! It's a wonderful ending, although I'm sad to see it end.

Also, I totally won't deny that I think of Jim and Pam every single time I listen to Everything. :)



Author's Response: Thank you so much for the lovely review.  I absolutely can't get enough of "Everything" so I had to add it into the chapter. LOL Thank you for reading and for the awesome comments.  

Summary:

Begun out of hiatus frustration as an exploration of what we might miss of Jim and Pam's newfound romance, this has grown into something unique and cool, a multi-authored exercise in creativity and obsession.

By the way, we talk about it here if you're interested in saying hi.


Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Ensemble
Genres: Humor, Romance, Steamy
Warnings: Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 31 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 46565 Read Count: 157072 ePub Downloads: 15
[Report This] Published: May 29, 2007 Updated: August 25, 2007
Reviewer: Post_it_Thief Signed
Date: August 20, 2007 Title: Chapter 30: Chapter 30 - The Climax by Vampiric Blood

Committed to commitment? I love that.

Great job again, VB. So cute! I'm going to be incredibly disappointed when the season starts and they aren't getting married on Christmas Eve. :)



Author's Response:

Thanks, again, Post-it_Thief!  Committed to commitment is something I've really said for years.  It was how I explained why some of my engaged couples friends split up ... they WEREN'T committed to the commitment.  I think Pam & Jim will be!  Yay.

Thanks, too, Lemonade for your kind words.  You posted your comment on Brian's chapter 1, so I can't respond there.

Reviewer: Post_it_Thief Signed
Date: August 18, 2007 Title: Chapter 29: Chapter 29 - What You See by Vampiric Blood

VB, you're doing such an excellent job with these chapters! Great descriptions and fun dialogue. Can't wait to read the rest!

Author's Response:

Thanks, PiT!  I was a little nervous because there was no feedback at first.  I thought maybe it was going too slowly and everybody was b-o-r-e-d.

Reviewer: Post_it_Thief Signed
Date: June 14, 2007 Title: Chapter 23: Chapter 23 - Making Up and Moving On, by Jenna Loves Josh

JLJ, you write Jim and Pam really well. If they ever did have a fight (heaven forbid!) I would want it to be like this.

Reviewer: Post_it_Thief Signed
Date: June 07, 2007 Title: Chapter 19: Chapter 19: Eight Postcards, by Linux Linus

Have I mentioned lately that I love this story? Really, I almost don't want to contribute any more because I don't want to mess it up. But at the same time, I can't help but want to continue to be a part of it.

Love the long arms. Love.



Author's Response: This works so well because it's a group effort, different voices exploring different directions. Yet, I think we all bring a similar, sincere fondness and respect for the characters. Plus we like boinking scenes, and there's some of that too.

Author's Response: Exactly. It's got it all-I'd bet even the kitchen sink is mentioned at some point as well.

Reviewer: Post_it_Thief Signed
Date: June 05, 2007 Title: Chapter 14: Chapter 14 - The Girl in the Dirty Shirt, by LookAtThesePurses

Yeah, the Fleebles seriously rock. But so does Oasis. :)

Stellar job, LATP.

Reviewer: Post_it_Thief Signed
Date: May 31, 2007 Title: Chapter 11: Chapter 11 - Morning Sunshine, by Brian

Aw, Travis! I'm just mad that you got to include a reference before I did. :)

The line about burning new neuro-pathways was my absolute favorite. I'm a total neurology geek so nice job.

Reviewer: Post_it_Thief Signed 10
Date: May 29, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1 - The Date, by Brian

Keep up the good work, guys!

Reviewer: Post_it_Thief Signed
Date: June 05, 2007 Title: Chapter 18: Chapter 18 - Mrs. Halpert's Boys, by Vampiric Blood

Excellent plot development, VB. I love how Jim has art. I can totally see that.

I say we make Brian really write the lryics.



Author's Response: Don't tempt me. I've got enough on my plate as it is, but I will get lyrical on y'all if I have to.

Closer by time4moxie Rated: T [Reviews - 44] 20
Summary:

Hmm....how to put this? At the end of Season 3, Jim asked Pam out on a date. I thought I might go out on a limb and fill in the blanks.... (SERIOUS FLUFF ALERT!)

You already have him, she told herself. He came back from New York because of you. There is nothing to prove tonight. She wished she could believe it.


Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff, Humor, Romance
Warnings: Adult language, Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 8365 Read Count: 23103 ePub Downloads: 6
[Report This] Published: May 29, 2007 Updated: May 29, 2007
Reviewer: Post_it_Thief Signed
Date: July 13, 2007 Title: Chapter 3: Thinking of a second chance

Oh man. I needed some good fluff tonight and that totally satisfied my craving. Thanks.

Summary: Past Featured Story

MEMBER'S CHOICE - An alternate universe where Pam and Roy had a wedding, Pam goes to art school in New York, Dwight owns a restaurant and Jim works for a job in advertising that he likes a lot more and gets a lot more money at.
Basically? Dunder Mifflin never exists. And everyone meets under different circumstances.

The characters are pretty much the same -- personality-wise -- they just have different roles and work different jobs.


Categories: Jim and Pam, Alternate Universe
Characters: Angela, Creed, Dwight, Jim, Jim/Pam, Karen, Kelly, Michael, Pam, Roy, Ryan
Genres: Angst, Drunk Pam/Jim, Fluff, Holiday, Romance, Hurt/Comfort, Travel, Weekend
Warnings: Adult language, Moderate sexual content, Violence/Injury
Series: None
Chapters: 28 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 67523 Read Count: 167515 ePub Downloads: 22
[Report This] Published: June 01, 2007 Updated: June 15, 2007
Reviewer: Post_it_Thief Signed
Date: August 18, 2007 Title: Chapter 7: New York, New Life: Making Friends

Aw, Jim! It's a pity the show isn't called "The Restaurant" or something, because I'm loving this version! Can't wait to finish it up!

Charcoal by LinuxLinus Rated: T [Reviews - 18] 6
Summary: Vignettes: A first date
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam, Michael
Genres: Fluff
Warnings: Adult language, Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3523 Read Count: 4014 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: June 04, 2007 Updated: June 04, 2007
Reviewer: Post_it_Thief Signed
Date: June 04, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

I love this. You're a good writer, but you already knew that. The re-naming of contacts made me laugh a lot. When are you going to contribute to the Round Robin? Because you should.

Summary: Past Featured StoryOur favorite Dunder Mifflin women find out some big news.

Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Angela, Jan, Jim/Pam, Karen, Kelly, Michael/Jan, Pam
Genres: Angst, Fluff, Humor
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 5052 Read Count: 22443 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: June 04, 2007 Updated: June 05, 2007
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Date: June 07, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Kelly

The Schrutes must have twins someday. Absolutely must. Fun stuff, well, except for the Karen chapter. But it was all good.

Summary: I become a transparent eyeball; I am nothing!

Categories: Episode Related, Jim and Pam, Past, Present
Characters: Angela, Dwight, Jim, Jim/Other, Jim/Pam, Karen, Pam, Pam/Other
Genres: Inner Monologue, Oneshot
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1987 Read Count: 1928 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: June 05, 2007 Updated: June 05, 2007
Reviewer: Post_it_Thief Signed
Date: June 05, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Five Avril Lavigne Songs Pam Would Never Admit to Having Had Stuck in Her Head

This is different; I like it. Plus, it's refreshing to see some Avril songs other than "Girlfriend" used in a fanfic.

I also liked the comparison with Jim having large eyes to manga. :)



Author's Response:

Admittedly, "Girlfriend" inspired this exercise. *laughs*

Actually, Pam is the one who has the anime eyes; she gazes at Jim with such large eyes that she feels like she's been drawn in the "manga" style. But you're not far off the mark. :D

Thank you very much. 

Summary: Past Featured StoryA few people run into Jim Halpert at the Super Walmart.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Ensemble, Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff, Married, Weekend
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 8 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 20158 Read Count: 36061 ePub Downloads: 6
[Report This] Published: June 08, 2007 Updated: July 06, 2007
Reviewer: Post_it_Thief Signed
Date: June 09, 2007 Title: Chapter 3: Somewhere between the toothpaste, the hemmoroid cream, and EPT tests

It's about time Ryan stepped up! I enjoyed your story very much. I hope there's more to come.

Summary: Past Featured Story

He ate Frosted Cheerios and watched ESPN highlights in the living room while she sipped her tea silently in the kitchen, contemplating the ways she could tell him she was leaving.

A Pam POV fic, with vague spoilers through season 2, I suppose.


Categories: Jim and Pam, Alternate Universe
Characters: Jim/Pam, Mark, Roy
Genres: Romance, Weekend, Workdays
Warnings: Adult language, Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 6647 Read Count: 14465 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: July 08, 2007 Updated: August 02, 2007
Reviewer: Post_it_Thief Signed
Date: August 17, 2007 Title: Chapter 4: Chapter 4

You must continue by all means! Love the different take on Boys and Girls. Pam deserves that terrace!

Bullseye by supergirlsudz Rated: T [Reviews - 23] 7
Summary: Past Featured StoryPam takes a trip to Target, buys a swimsuit, and gets some inspiration from an unlikely source.
Categories: Other, Episode Related
Characters: Karen, Pam
Genres: Inner Monologue, Oneshot, Weekend
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2370 Read Count: 2881 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: August 13, 2007 Updated: August 13, 2007
Reviewer: Post_it_Thief Signed
Date: August 17, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Ha! Adorable. And totally realistic to boot. :)

Author's Response: Thanks, Post_it_Thief! I appreciate the review.