Penname: carbondalien Real name: Stephanie
Member Since: November 14, 2007

Bio:

"I don't obsess. I think... instensely." Just an average girl from Carbondale who goes to school in Utica (and wishes Dwight would burn it to the ground).

author of the month 3-17


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Pam of Green Gables by McGigi Rated: K [Reviews - 106] 28
Summary: Past Featured StoryEveryone's favorite orphan girl comes to Avonlea! Pam, Jim and Roy are Anne, Gil and...Roy. Now complete.

Categories: Jim and Pam, Crossover, Alternate Universe
Characters: Angela, Bob Vance, Creed, David Wallace, Dwight, Ensemble, Jan, Jim, Katy, Kelly, Kevin, Meredith, Michael, Oscar, Pam, Phyllis, Phyllis/Bob Vance, Ryan, Stanley, Toby
Genres: Angst, Childhood, Fluff, Romance
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 18 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 41619 Read Count: 48183 ePub Downloads: 2
[Report This] Published: April 17, 2007 Updated: November 22, 2007
Reviewer: carbondalien Signed
Date: November 23, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Mrs. Marjorie Lynde is Surprised

I've been reading, but all kinds of work has kept me from reviewing like I should have, but I wanted to take this free moment to tell you how much I've loved this story. So creative and well done. It was great. :)

Author's Response: Thank you so very much, carbondalien, I'm so glad you've enjoyed it!

"There's NO Business like SHOW Business!" by McGigi Rated: K [Reviews - 42] 16
Summary: What happens after the documentary airs and all the Dunder-Mifflinites are bitten by the acting bug?
Categories: Other, Future
Characters: Ensemble
Genres: Humor, Parody
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 16 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1645 Read Count: 34107 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: December 05, 2007 Updated: December 05, 2007
Reviewer: carbondalien Signed
Date: December 06, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Kelly

They were all fantastic, but I would have to say this is my favorite because, well, my love for Kelly knows no bounds. "He knows who he is." Hahahaha.

Author's Response: Thanks, carbondalien! I adore Kelly and I loved making her Hollywood career successful. She'd fit in so well!

I Can't Make Me Love You by bebitched Rated: K+ [Reviews - 4] 1
Summary: Angela finds herself at an impasse.
Categories: Other, Future
Characters: Andy, Angela, Dwight/Angela
Genres: Angst, Drabble, Inner Monologue, Oneshot
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 190 Read Count: 1959 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: February 01, 2008 Updated: February 01, 2008
Reviewer: carbondalien Signed
Date: February 02, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Oh, Angela. I'm a sucker for all things Angela (and Kelly), so this hit the spot. And it's so in character for her because there's no way Angela Martin is stepping down from her high horse. Great job. :)

Author's Response: Thank you! Angela hardly ever lets go of anything, so I think Angela and Dwight are in for a bumpy ride.

Chocolate by bashert Rated: T [Reviews - 26] 11
Summary: Past Featured Story"Well apparently, for two people who like to talk, we aren't very good at communicating."


Four times Pam and Jim don't communicate, and one time they do.
Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: None
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2789 Read Count: 4528 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: May 13, 2008 Updated: May 13, 2008
Reviewer: carbondalien Signed 7
Date: May 13, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

I have to mention some lines I loved, because they were just genius.

"He worries about salmonella in the food she eats..." Can't really explain it. Just love this.

"Epic fail..." How much do I love that Pam says epic fail? SO much. I bet she loves lolcats too.

"By the way Pam, I think about you dying sometimes in horrific ways" Smooth, Jim. Very smooth. ;)

"or had no arms or legs" Just the fact that it's one of the first places she goes. Maybe it's all the talk about the bayler?

Well, I must say this was fantastic. Loved every minute of it. :)

Author's Response: I\'m so glad you liked it! Yes, I\'m pretty sure Pam is a huge lolcat fan, and if Jim lost his arms and legs, it would definitely be the bayler\'s fault, and I would hope Pam would still love him. I love that you love the line about the salmonella! Epic success! Thanks for reading!

I had a nightmare nothing could be put back together. by bebitched Rated: K+ [Reviews - 11] 8
Summary:

You had forgotten that this parking lot was haunted.

A bit of Jim's introspection after Toby's party. Spoilers for the finale, obviously. 


Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Episode Related
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst, Inner Monologue, Oneshot, Romance
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 456 Read Count: 2458 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: May 18, 2008 Updated: May 18, 2008
Reviewer: carbondalien Signed 8
Date: May 21, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

"That over time and with a healthy dose of happiness you could exorcise the ghosts here with a cross made from #2 pencils and holy water synthesized from grape soda and things could be different."

Bam. Right there. This is fantastic work, just absolutely smashing. The imagery is brilliant (in the entire piece, not just the line I quoted).

Author's Response: Thank you so much!

Broadway Is Dark Tonight by nightskiesfading Rated: K [Reviews - 10] 8
Summary: Jim is able to share some sincerity with Dwight, a scene that could preclude the final scene in "Goodbye, Toby"
Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related
Characters: Dwight, Dwight/Angela, Jim, Jim/Pam
Genres: Oneshot
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 961 Read Count: 1836 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: May 23, 2008 Updated: May 23, 2008
Reviewer: carbondalien Signed 6
Date: May 23, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: Little Bit Weaker Than We Used To Be

I never thought about applying "BFD, engaged ain't married" to the Dwight/Angela tag. Makes sense though. Anyway, this fic was excellent. I especially loved the line about Andy stealing every clap of thunder from the sky. Fantastic.

tuesday by bebitched Rated: K+ [Reviews - 21] 12
Summary:

“Are you awake?” 

A Tuesday morning someday in the future.

I have only have one warning about this fic: not everything is how it first appears.


Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam, Pam
Genres: Angst, Married, Oneshot
Warnings: Major Character Death, Other Adult Theme
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 848 Read Count: 3486 ePub Downloads: 2
[Report This] Published: June 14, 2008 Updated: June 14, 2008
Reviewer: carbondalien Signed 9
Date: June 14, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

That was fantastic. The bit with the magnifying glass was a great image. I could almost see it in my head. And days slipping like soap suds? Brilliant. Super job, loved it.

Author's Response: Thank you! I'm glad you enjoyed it.

Every Time I Wind Up Back at Your Door by kells8995 Rated: MA [Reviews - 113] 49
Summary: Past Featured Story

Don't take this the wrong way, but... you should go for that job.

What would have happened if Jim had taken that job in Maryland after all? Season Two angst - spoilers for Halloween through Email Surveillance, then goes AU from there.


Categories: Jim and Pam, Alternate Universe
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst, Fluff, Inner Monologue, Romance, Workdays
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 13 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 23454 Read Count: 54166 ePub Downloads: 4
[Report This] Published: June 20, 2008 Updated: September 17, 2008
Reviewer: carbondalien Signed 7
Date: July 13, 2008 Title: Chapter 6: I lick my wounds but I can't ever see them getting better

Well, I love this. (I had a similar idea about Jim taking this sort of job, but that's taking forever for me to put together.) Anywho, I especially loved the line in this chapter about tsunamis and how they happen and Pam might be starting her own tsunami-like life change.

And it would be realistic that Pam could register for classes in one week, depending on the school. She would probably be taking them at Luzerne County CC though, since they offer more than Lackawanna - and Luzerne's registration process is quick like a bunny. But this is all probably too much reality for one review, haha. At any rate, super job - I love it. :)

Author's Response: Hey carbondalien!  See, I should have consulted you before posting this chapter - it's all in the details, after all ;)  Thanks for the kind review!

dunder-mifflin, this is rolando by bebitched Rated: T [Reviews - 14] 9
Summary:

Pam needs someone to save her. Help is just a phone call away. Takes place during Back From Vacation.

It had always amused me that apparently the DM receptionists talk to each other about gossip (courtesy of Branch Wars) and I wanted to explore that. Also, apparently Rolando is flaming gay in my head, so... there's that.


Categories: Other, Past, Episode Related
Characters: Other, Pam
Genres: Drabble, Humor, Oneshot, Workdays
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 262 Read Count: 2713 ePub Downloads: 2
[Report This] Published: July 01, 2008 Updated: July 01, 2008
Reviewer: carbondalien Signed 6
Date: July 01, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

I also tend to believe that about Rolando. And may or may not be working on something where he's mixing margaritas and possibly wearing short-shorts. But, um, anyway, haha. I've always thought the idea of the receptionists gossiping is interesting as well. I've always heard that you should be nice to receptionists and janitors because they always know everything that's going on - and what's going on here is a good example of that, in a fun way. Anyway, all this rambling can be cut down to: great job and I love how you managed to convey the relationship between them and make it obvious they talk often without needing a million words to do so. Bravo.

Your Last Call by nandance Rated: T [Reviews - 11] 5
Summary:

But baby I won't be there to catch you when you fall. 'Cause I'm always your last call...

 


Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam, Pam/Roy
Genres: Angst, Fluff, Inner Monologue, Oneshot, Romance
Warnings: Adult language, Other Adult Theme
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1507 Read Count: 2560 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: October 08, 2008 Updated: October 08, 2008
Reviewer: carbondalien Signed
Date: October 08, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: It Ended With a Phone Call

Well, I should be doing a paper, but I thought reading this would be more enjoyable. And IT WAS. It so was. The "cockroach night" was beautiful in its sadness for Pam. Loved the description. This is a fantastic start. I look forward to more. :)

Author's Response: Thank you so much! What a kind review, I really really appreciate it. Unfortunately this story has always been a oneshot in my mind, so I don't think I'll be continuing it, but I hope to write more fics pretty regularly now. Thank you again!

confessionals (and the secrets that make us tick) by bebitched Rated: K+ [Reviews - 13] 4
Summary: I was reading through old PostSecret entries and the idea for this fic just knocked me over the head. I wouldn't call this "PostSecret: The Office Edition", but it's pretty close.
Categories: Other, Present
Characters: Andy, Angela, Dwight, Dwight/Angela, Ensemble, Jan, Jim, Jim/Pam, Kelly, Kevin, Michael, Michael/Jan, Oscar, Oscar/Gil, Pam, Phyllis, Ryan, Ryan/Kelly, Stanley, Toby
Genres: Angst, Humor, Inner Monologue, Oneshot
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 430 Read Count: 3986 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: October 08, 2008 Updated: October 08, 2008
Reviewer: carbondalien Signed
Date: October 08, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

I loved this. I loved going through and trying to figure out who was who.

Annnd I smiled so wide at "Sometimes I get jealous of refrigerators." Brilliant.

Excellent job. :)

love, like blood, will always stain by bebitched Rated: T [Reviews - 6] 3
Summary:

When she draws his portrait at midnight on their two month anniversary, he doesn’t translate into pastels unscathed.

A two point of view retrospective on Jim and Pam. Extended metaphors and positive angst. Title from Tilly and the Wall's "Fell Down the Stairs."


Categories: Jim and Pam, Past
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam, Pam
Genres: Angst, Inner Monologue, Oneshot, Romance
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 440 Read Count: 2031 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: January 11, 2009 Updated: January 11, 2009
Reviewer: carbondalien Signed 8
Date: January 11, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

You're right. I did want to review. Because this is fantastic. I was going to throw in what lines I felt were super, but there's just so many genius descriptions and things in here. The image of him bruising where he'd held her too close was fantastic. This was so well done. :)