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Faking It by nomadshan Rated: MA [Reviews - 86] 79
Summary: Past Featured Story

Pam's been faking it. Roy asks Jim how to fix it.


Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related
Characters: Jim, Pam, Roy
Genres: Angst, Drunk Pam/Jim, Holiday, Humor, Steamy
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3125 Read Count: 36496 ePub Downloads: 6
[Report This] Published: August 25, 2006 Updated: January 08, 2007
Reviewer: mcmuffins Signed 10
Date: August 29, 2006 Title: Chapter 2: Chapter 2

Wow, HOT!  HOT!!!!  I love how you write Roy in this one, btw.  It is so easy to villify him, and I appreciate how you make Pam more than a victim - she's made her choices, and yes, it's like she's given up.  Nice insight :)

Author's Response: Thanks, mcmuffins! Good to see you over from ff.net  ;)

Randomness by Geinnob Rated: T [Reviews - 66] 59
Summary: Past Featured StorySeries of drabbles on random subjects
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Past, Future, Alternate Universe
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst, Drabble, Fluff, Romance
Warnings: Other Adult Theme
Series: None
Chapters: 7 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 4025 Read Count: 16336 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: August 30, 2006 Updated: November 15, 2006
Reviewer: mcmuffins Signed
Date: September 26, 2006 Title: Chapter 5: Wheat

Niiiiiice ;) Loving this one.

Author's Response: Ahh, thank you.  Incidentally, I've started saying "Niiiiice" regarding everything.  Kevin is rubbing off on me.

Sleepwalk by nomadshan Rated: MA [Reviews - 59] 62
Summary:

A hot night and a moonlit lake. That should do it. Oh, and a prank on Dwight.


Categories: Jim and Pam, Alternate Universe
Characters: Dwight, Jim/Pam
Genres: Childhood, Fluff, Humor, Steamy, Wet Pam/Jim
Warnings: Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 5084 Read Count: 18286 ePub Downloads: 6
[Report This] Published: September 07, 2006 Updated: September 12, 2006
Reviewer: mcmuffins Signed
Date: September 12, 2006 Title: Chapter 3: Chapter 3

Je.Sus. Jesus. You need to write more smut. Seriously, I'm considering printing out that last chapter to keep next to the bed... ;)

Author's Response:

Thanks, mcmuffins! Glad it, uh, worked for ya ;)

Summary: Jim and Pam have met before, long ago.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Past
Characters: None
Genres: Childhood
Warnings: None
Challenges: Prior Meeting
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 841 Read Count: 2079 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: September 20, 2006 Updated: September 20, 2006
Reviewer: mcmuffins Signed
Date: April 11, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Aw!  LOVE!!!!  It's like Muppet Babies, only somehow better (it could be because as much as I love them, the idea of a pig and a frog actually having sexual feelings for each other is a bit ick) but little Pammy and James being so them and perfect for each other already?  Love!  (Did I say that already?)

Author's Response: Hee! I'm glad you love it!! Thanks for the review!

Meet the In-Laws by Par5 Rated: K+ [Reviews - 38] 31
Summary: Past Featured StoryThe Halpert's daughter is in love. But who is this boy she brought home? Is he good enough for Jim's little girl? Hijinks ensue...
Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Angela, Dwight, Jim/Pam
Genres: Humor, Married
Warnings: Adult language
Challenges: Star-Crossed Lovers
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 6246 Read Count: 7447 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: September 26, 2006 Updated: September 29, 2006
Reviewer: mcmuffins Signed
Date: September 27, 2006 Title: Chapter 2: Chapter 2

Again - spot on! Really funny.

Author's Response: Thanks mcmuffins!

Reviewer: mcmuffins Signed 10
Date: September 26, 2006 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

oooooo - this is great! Spot on charictarizations, too. And even though no oddities have shown yet, Rob is the MODEL of half of Angela's pair of "well behaved boys." Can't wait for the update!

Author's Response: Thanks! Yes, Rob is a well behaved boy. Although he is an actor...

Summary:

The children of Halpert and Schrute meet and fall in love as only 5th graders can...


Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Angela, Dwight, Jim, Pam
Genres: Childhood, Humor, Married, Romance
Warnings: None
Challenges: Star-Crossed Lovers, Daddy Jim
Series: None
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 5706 Read Count: 12093 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: September 26, 2006 Updated: June 14, 2007
Reviewer: mcmuffins Signed
Date: June 15, 2007 Title: Chapter 4: Chrissy

Wow, I never thought I'd see this story again!  Yay!  Oh, and MAJOR props, like, you win at life props, for the Avenue Q shout out!


Author's Response: I'm so sorry for not finishing it waaay earlier, but thanks for the review! I also suck horribly, because though I am a theatre dork, I don't know Avenue Q very well, and so I don't know what the reference is!

The List by nomadshan Rated: T [Reviews - 37] 27
Summary: Pam has a list. So does Jim.
Categories: Other, Future
Characters: Jim, Karen, Pam
Genres: Angst, Drabble, Fluff
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 230 Read Count: 2630 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: October 07, 2006 Updated: October 07, 2006
Reviewer: mcmuffins Signed
Date: October 09, 2006 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

no! no! nononononononononononono! If I say it enough times, will you make it go away? Seriously though, great as always :)

Author's Response: Hee, thanks, mcmuffins  :)

Summary: Past Featured StoryWhen gods want to punish us, they grant us our wishes.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Alternate Universe
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam, Pam
Genres: Romance
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 6 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 13048 Read Count: 18013 ePub Downloads: 3
[Report This] Published: October 08, 2006 Updated: April 14, 2007
Reviewer: mcmuffins Signed
Date: March 29, 2007 Title: Chapter 4: Chapter 4

I am SO happy to see this back again!  I was always wondering what happened!  Please update soon - you're doing a great job with this!

Author's Response: Thanks;)

Her Eyes by nomadshan Rated: M [Reviews - 23] 22
Summary: Jim acts.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Steamy, Wet Pam/Jim
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 267 Read Count: 4681 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: October 12, 2006 Updated: October 12, 2006
Reviewer: mcmuffins Signed
Date: October 13, 2006 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Wow. Just... wow. Another one to keep next to the bed! ;)

Author's Response: Thanks, mcmuffins  ;)

Third First Date by Par5 Rated: K [Reviews - 11] 11
Summary: This was nomadshan's suggestion, so I totally blame her.  Her words "It's Jim that Pam's been with for 9 years, and Roy that she's intrigued with." I hated this idea so much that of course I had to write about it. Don't hate me for exploring the dark side.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Alternate Universe, Present
Characters: Jim, Pam, Roy
Genres: Angst, Workdays
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 920 Read Count: 1571 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: October 18, 2006 Updated: October 18, 2006
Reviewer: mcmuffins Signed
Date: October 19, 2006 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

This is great :) I'm married to a man very much like the Jim that y'all write (how lucky am I?), though not quite as verbal. He's wonderful, but ya know, no one is perfect - not even Jim! (Sorry). And I like you exploring this side of Pam, here, how maybe (maybe?) it's not all about Roy that their relationship became what it did. And I TOTALLY agree with whoever said that with the right woman, Roy could shine - I think that's true of everyone! The wrong person brings out the worst in you, the right person brings out the best. Anyway, great story, and nice diversion. I'll stop now :)

Author's Response: I think I'm married to one of the best guys in the world too but some days... It's just impossible for 2 people to mesh perfectly all the time. I thought no matter who Pam was with, it's possible if he was her one and only since high school she might get curious at some point about other men. And Roy could step it up if he had a woman who was less complacent. Thanks for your lovely review!

Summary:

Is it a homage, is it a tribute or is it just that I am not very good at thinking up original plots?  Whatever, this story is 'inspired' by Jane Austen's Persuasion and is meant to have a similar mix of melancholy and hope.  Set after the rumoured merger of the branches (spoilers up to Grief Counselling), Michael organises a bonding exercise adventure and Pam has to deal with seeing Jim again - and with his attentions to Karen.  But if you've read Persuasion, you might guess that someone is heading for a fall ...


Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: None
Genres: Humor, Parody, Romance
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 3377 Read Count: 2504 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: October 23, 2006 Updated: November 01, 2006
Reviewer: mcmuffins Signed 10
Date: October 24, 2006 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

This is a great idea, and I'm loving your style. Update soon! Oh, and by the way, I LOVE this: “Michael, is this about the thing at the zoo? Because they’re still calling about that incident at the monkeys’ enclosure –”

Author's Response: Heh.  Maybe one day I'll write the full story of what Michael got up to there ...

Consolation by nqllisi Rated: T [Reviews - 24] 19
Summary: When the person you love is marrying someone else, sometimes you need someone to drink with.
Categories: Other, Future
Characters: None
Genres: None
Warnings: Other Adult Theme
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 462 Read Count: 2273 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: October 24, 2006 Updated: October 24, 2006
Reviewer: mcmuffins Signed
Date: October 24, 2006 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

awww yeeeaaaah.

Author's Response: Thank you!!

Summary:

Christmas isn't the only holiday to tell someone how you feel...

Disclaimer: All publicly recognizable characters, settings, etc. are the property of their respective owners. The original characters and plot are the property of the author. The author is in no way associated with the owners, creators, or producers of any media franchise. No copyright infringement is intended.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst, Fluff, Holiday, Oneshot, Romance
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1349 Read Count: 2533 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: October 24, 2006 Updated: October 24, 2006
Reviewer: mcmuffins Signed
Date: October 24, 2006 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Me, too.  As in really nice :)  I love how you have Jim on Halloween - of COURSE he would rush home for the trick-or-treaters and take the time to talk to them all!

Summary:

It starts with the first time Jim and Pam are in the same room again, followed by their first real fight and then..you know...a few other firsts. :)


Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst, Romance, Workdays
Warnings: Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 11807 Read Count: 28831 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: October 24, 2006 Updated: November 15, 2006
Reviewer: mcmuffins Signed
Date: October 26, 2006 Title: Chapter 2: First Fight

THANK YOU for this! Really true to life, and to Jim and Pam. It's been said before, but you're right, shutting down IS what she does.

Case in point:
She's never been able to fight well. She winds up shutting up and shutting down because it never matters anyway. In the end she always gives in.

So dead on :) Can't wait for more!

Author's Response:

I just kept thinking - how many times would she have wanted to leave Roy and how many times did she simply stay? 

Answer?  10 years worth.

Summary: Past Featured StoryA writer has questioned their calling, and finds solace in the truth
Categories: Present, Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim
Genres: Humor, Parody
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 496 Read Count: 5089 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: October 25, 2006 Updated: October 25, 2006
Reviewer: mcmuffins Signed
Date: October 25, 2006 Title: Chapter 1: A Letter to the New York Sun, Redux 2006

Ah, thanks for this lovely epistle. I only wish I could keep up with the all the TWoP forums!

Summary: Sometimes it's the little things -- and maybe a big one -- that put a smile on Pam's face at work.
Categories: Alternate Universe, Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1455 Read Count: 2571 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: October 26, 2006 Updated: October 26, 2006
Reviewer: mcmuffins Signed
Date: October 26, 2006 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Cute! And yay for low key roof proposals :)

Author's Response: thank gawd for the roof because you can't do a proposal like that in the supply closet

Summary: Past Featured Story

A collection of limericks about the show and characters we all love. Or in Todd Packer's case, the characters we love to hate.

Disclaimer: All publicly recognizable characters, settings, etc. are the property of their respective owners. The original characters and plot are the property of the author. The author is in no way associated with the owners, creators, or producers of any media franchise. No copyright infringement is intended.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related
Characters: Ensemble
Genres: Humor, Poetry
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 7 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 3982 Read Count: 12430 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: October 28, 2006 Updated: February 07, 2012
Reviewer: mcmuffins Signed
Date: October 28, 2006 Title: Chapter 1: Random Ideas

Boo-yah!  Love it! (TWSS)

Author's Response: Thanks mcmuffins! There's no end to the number of ways I can amuse myself (oh! TWSS). And so, where's that next chapter you've been talking about?? ;)

Bonding by norelle Rated: K [Reviews - 17] 10
Summary: Past Featured StoryPam endures one of Michael's genius ideas.
Categories: Alternate Universe, Jim and Pam
Characters: Dwight, Jim, Kevin, Pam
Genres: Fluff
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 449 Read Count: 2656 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: October 29, 2006 Updated: October 29, 2006
Reviewer: mcmuffins Signed
Date: October 30, 2006 Title: Chapter 1: First and only chapter

Oooooooh, cute! Nice twist at the end :)

Drift by neptune1 Rated: K+ [Reviews - 8] 7
Summary: Angela & Darryl. Inspired by the Office Romances flashfic challenge at LJ, using the prompts "In the office afterhours" and "Sharing food or drink."
Categories: Other, Present
Characters: Angela, Darryl
Genres: Oneshot
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 622 Read Count: 1611 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: October 29, 2006 Updated: October 29, 2006
Reviewer: mcmuffins Signed 10
Date: October 30, 2006 Title: Chapter 1: Drift

Yowza! No smut, and yet, really kinda hot!

Author's Response: Thanks!  Darryl's a little hot, no?

Then and Now by girl7 Rated: M [Reviews - 52] 43
Summary: This will be a multi-chapter fic - begins post-Stamford/The Conversation but pre-Jim/Pam face-to-face again after Casino Night.  There will be lots of flashbacks to pre-Casino Night Jim & Pam, as well as a healthy dose of sympathetic!Roy. :o)
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Darryl, Dwight, Jim/Pam, Josh Porter, Karen, Michael, Phyllis, Roy, Ryan, Stanley, Toby
Genres: Angst, Humor, In Stamford, Inner Monologue, Romance, Hurt/Comfort, Steamy, Workdays
Warnings: Adult language, Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 6 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 18357 Read Count: 7543 ePub Downloads: 7
[Report This] Published: October 30, 2006 Updated: November 07, 2006
Reviewer: mcmuffins Signed
Date: October 30, 2006 Title: Chapter 2: Chapter 2

aw! Wow, this is beautiful! Both chapters. And very insightful. Now I don't have to finish Should Have Known ;)

Author's Response: Thank you so much!  And your fic, by the way, is on my list to read as soon as I get done with my pile of grading.  I love it that we've got so many new authors here!  Thanks for your review --

Reviewer: mcmuffins Signed 10
Date: November 01, 2006 Title: Chapter 3: Chapter 3

This is incredibly amazing, and I love the Milton tie-in! Dead on, as always.

Author's Response: Thank you so much! Yeah, I typically have an axe to grind with Milton, but he found his way in here somehow...

Summary: Kelly needs Jim back. Don't we all?

Categories: Present, Other
Characters: Jim/Pam, Kelly, Ryan/Kelly
Genres: Humor, Inner Monologue, Oneshot, Workdays
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 997 Read Count: 2562 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: October 31, 2006 Updated: October 31, 2006
Reviewer: mcmuffins Signed 10
Date: October 31, 2006 Title: Chapter 1: Dear Diary

Oh my god, this is too much hilarious! I love this:
I would set her up with Oscar, but he is too busy being awesome and gay.

Hung Up by GreenFish Rated: T [Reviews - 13] 13
Summary:

Jim wakes up at home after a late night at the office and tries to process what happened. Spoilers for Diwali, 3X05.

Disclaimer: All publicly recognizable characters, settings, etc. are the property of their respective owners. The original characters and plot are the property of the author. The author is in no way associated with the owners, creators, or producers of any media franchise. No copyright infringement is intended.


Categories: Present, Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff, In Stamford, Oneshot
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1939 Read Count: 2714 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: November 03, 2006 Updated: November 03, 2006
Reviewer: mcmuffins Signed 10
Date: November 03, 2006 Title: Chapter 1: Hung Up

I do so dearly hope that this is what happened. Sigh. Thanks for the lovely story!

Something Else by girl7 Rated: M [Reviews - 15] 12
Summary:

This is a one-shot inspired by last night's episode and Hot!Tortured!Roy. I shall say no more. :o)

Feedback is appreciated!


Categories: Other, Present
Characters: Michael, Pam, Roy
Genres: Angst, Inner Monologue, Oneshot, Romance, Steamy
Warnings: Adult language, Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2621 Read Count: 1043 ePub Downloads: 3
[Report This] Published: November 03, 2006 Updated: November 03, 2006
Reviewer: mcmuffins Signed 10
Date: November 03, 2006 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Aw! Poor, poor Roy! My heart BROKE for him last night, and now all over again.