Penname: beermefive Real name:
Member Since: December 14, 2008

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Summary: Jim's (and sometimes Pam's) thoughts on jam!tastic episodes from The Dundies through Casino Night. Spoilers for S2, obviously.

"He's never kissed his brothers like that."
Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related
Characters: Jim, Jim/Other, Jim/Pam, Katy, Mark, Pam, Pam/Roy, Roy
Genres: Angst, Inner Monologue, Workdays
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 1349 Read Count: 5068 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: October 19, 2008 Updated: November 07, 2008
Reviewer: beermefive Signed 10
Date: December 17, 2008 Title: Chapter 3: 204 - I'll Pretend I'm Holding On

Wow, you really captured the voices of Jim and Pam very well. Great story!

Summary: Past Featured Story"It's always been Jim and Pam." What if it always was? What twists and turns do a lifelong friendship take? A story of Jim and Pam and love, in varying incarnations.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Alternate Universe
Characters: Andy, Angela, Dwight, Jim, Jim/Pam, Karen, Katy, Michael, Oscar, Pam, Roy
Genres: Childhood, Drama, Drunk Pam/Jim, Fluff, Holiday, Humor, Inner Monologue, Romance, Steamy, Wet Pam/Jim
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content, Mild sexual content, Violence/Injury
Series: None
Chapters: 25 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 42756 Read Count: 99312 ePub Downloads: 40
[Report This] Published: November 29, 2008 Updated: March 03, 2010
Reviewer: beermefive Signed 10
Date: January 18, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: Smelden and the Muffin

i really love this story! it's so cute, and i can't wait to see what happens! please post another chapter soon!

Summary: An alternate universe that sees Pam turning over a new leaf at a private art school in Chicago, Ill. In this world, Dunder Mifflin doesn't exist, although a few of its characters are guaranteed to pop up here and there. On her first day, Pam meets Jim, a cute, affable, and somewhat geeky Journalism major who introduces her to indie rock, old movies, pop culture and a whole new world.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Alternate Universe
Characters: Andy, Angela, Dwight, Jim, Kelly, Pam, Ryan
Genres: Angst, Drunk Pam/Jim, Humor, Romance
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content
Series: Indie Rock & Keds
Chapters: 25 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 105532 Read Count: 138740 ePub Downloads: 63
[Report This] Published: December 10, 2008 Updated: January 13, 2009
Reviewer: beermefive Signed 10
Date: January 13, 2009 Title: Chapter 25: Twenty-five

Great story! I'm really going to miss it! How about a sequel? Lol

Summary: What does Michael do in his office all day? A look into the daydreams of Michael Scott...
(They're unrelated, so you can read them as you please.)
Categories: Future, Other, Present, Episode Related, Past
Characters: Ensemble, Michael
Genres: Humor
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 1995 Read Count: 2116 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: December 14, 2008 Updated: December 15, 2008
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Date: December 14, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: That's What Churchill Said

Haha, this is great

Author's Response: Thank you. :) Hopefully it will only get better.

Summary: . . . and loneliness, and the difference between now and then.
150 words with Mrs. Beesly and her memories.
Spoilers to Weight Loss.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Past
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam, Other, Pam
Genres: Childhood, Drabble, Oneshot
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Challenges: Pam's Mom
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 150 Read Count: 1904 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: December 16, 2008 Updated: December 16, 2008
Reviewer: beermefive Signed 10
Date: December 18, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: Not Alone

It's amazing how fast they grow...lol

Summary: Takes place during 'Christmas Party'. What if Pam had actually read Jim's card?
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Episode Related
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Holiday, Oneshot, Romance
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 10096 Read Count: 7217 ePub Downloads: 7
[Report This] Published: December 17, 2008 Updated: December 17, 2008
Reviewer: beermefive Signed 10
Date: December 18, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: Billy Squier and Bonus Gifts

This was great! Jim would write something like that in Pam's Christmas card. Good job!

Summary: Holly reaches out to Michael on Christmas
Categories: Present, Other
Characters: Holly, Michael, Michael/Holly
Genres: Fluff, Holiday, Humor, Inner Monologue, Oneshot, Romance
Warnings: None
Challenges: Holly-Days
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1156 Read Count: 1622 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: December 19, 2008 Updated: December 19, 2008
Reviewer: beermefive Signed 10
Date: December 19, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

I like to pretend that Michael isn't spending Christmas alone...Great story! I really hope Holly comes back one of these days.

Author's Response: Thank you!

Summary: If he was being completely honest, he didn’t mind either of their phone calls. It was nice having phone friends.
Categories: Present, Other
Characters: Holly, Karen, Toby
Genres: Angst
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 4650 Read Count: 2126 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: January 04, 2009 Updated: January 05, 2009
Reviewer: beermefive Signed 10
Date: January 14, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Definitely one of my favorite one shots on this site! Maybe it's because Holly's one of my favorite characters, but either way, this is awesome!

Author's Response: Thank you so much! I liked Holly too.

Summary:

A collection of talking heads from Michael and Holly about each other; from "Goodbye Toby" until "Employee Transfer" (seasons 4-5).


Categories: Other, Present, Episode Related
Characters: Holly, Michael, Michael/Holly
Genres: Angst, Fluff, Humor, Oneshot, Romance, Workdays
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 570 Read Count: 2002 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: January 06, 2009 Updated: January 06, 2009
Reviewer: beermefive Signed 10
Date: January 06, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

LOVE IT! Very heartbreaking at the end though...I wish Holly would come back.

Summary: The NEPA weather has inspired me once again: 10 inches of snow, 10 ways that 10 characters are dealing with it.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Other, Present
Characters: Angela, Creed, Dwight, Jan, Jim/Pam, Katy, Kelly, Meredith, Michael, Toby
Genres: Angst, Fluff, Inner Monologue, Oneshot
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 10 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 4505 Read Count: 21612 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: January 10, 2009 Updated: January 16, 2009
Reviewer: beermefive Signed 10
Date: January 14, 2009 Title: Chapter 7: kelly kapoor revenge hour

That's hilarious!! Gotta love that crazy Kelly...

Author's Response: Glad you liked it. I just love Kelly. She\'s a secret evil genius.

Summary: A companion piece to Indie Rock & Keds that follows an AU Jim and Pam while they deal with the everyday squabbles that come with living together as they struggle through the daunting beginnings of their careers, and eventually try to find a place to permanently settle down.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Alternate Universe
Characters: Angela, Dwight, Holly, Jim, Karen, Kelly, Michael, Pam, Phyllis, Ryan
Genres: Angst, Drunk Pam/Jim, Humor, Romance, Travel, Weekend, Workdays
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content
Series: Indie Rock & Keds
Chapters: 25 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 136759 Read Count: 78638 ePub Downloads: 27
[Report This] Published: January 19, 2009 Updated: May 13, 2009
Reviewer: beermefive Signed 10
Date: January 29, 2009 Title: Chapter 7: Kenosha (For the Unemployed and Underpaid)

I totally love this chapter. Michael and Holly were hilarious, and I actually can see Michael singing Modest Mouse...even though I'm sure he has never heard of them. Good chapter!

Author's Response: I thought Michael Scott and Modest Mouse fit perfectly together. Or at least it did in my head when I heard it. Ha-ha. So I am glad you enjoyed it. :)

Reviewer: beermefive Signed
Date: February 19, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: Dinner at Eight in the Suburbs

Drunk Pam rocks my socks.

Summary: Jim Halpert and Pamela Beesly don't have distance or a fiancé between them - they're separated by 85 years.

A Jim/Pam retelling of Jack Finney's short story "The Love Letter" with a little twist.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Alternate Universe
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam, Pam
Genres: Angst, Romance
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 9 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 12615 Read Count: 17316 ePub Downloads: 8

[Report This] Published: January 23, 2009 Updated: January 31, 2009
Reviewer: beermefive Signed 10
Date: January 31, 2009 Title: Chapter 9: we were inseparably entwined

Beautifully written story! Very unique and interesting...it was great!

Author's Response: Thank you. I\'m glad you liked it. :)

Summary: Post-Diwali story.  Jim gets an unexpected text message...

Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related
Characters: Jim, Karen, Pam
Genres: Angst, Drunk Pam/Jim, In Stamford, Romance
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3762 Read Count: 16945 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: January 24, 2009 Updated: January 29, 2009
Reviewer: beermefive Signed 9
Date: January 24, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: Tough Morning

Pretty good so far...I can't wait to read the next chapter! Keep it goin!

Author's Response: Thanks!

Tough Love by Guten Tag Rated: T [Reviews - 31] 23
Summary: The real hero behind Jim and Pam is ... Stanley? Spoilers through "Fun Run."
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Episode Related
Characters: Stanley
Genres: None
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1446 Read Count: 7964 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: February 01, 2009 Updated: February 08, 2009
Reviewer: beermefive Signed
Date: February 01, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

YEAH! Stanley the Manly!

Author's Response: Thanks! The contrast between Jim and Stanley was a big point of the story: Stanley\'s calm maturity (well, okay, maybe a bit *too* calm) versus Jim\'s utter confusion.

Summary: "A healthy body is a guest chamber for the soul: a sick body is a prison." -Francis Bacon

Jim has been sick for most of his life. When he takes a turn for the worse he never expected Pam to be there with him the whole time.

Pretty AU from 2nd Season


Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Hurt/Comfort
Warnings: Other Adult Theme, Violence/Injury
Series: None
Chapters: 18 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 23743 Read Count: 75083 ePub Downloads: 9
[Report This] Published: February 14, 2009 Updated: December 17, 2009
Reviewer: beermefive Signed 10
Date: February 15, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: Sometimes It's Just Plain Hard

This is a wonderful story! I feel bad for Jim, but this is definitely different in a good way! Great job

Summary: In response to the "Karen: Moving On" Challenge, I present to you..... This. Have fun.

A small spoiler for Lecture Circuit. Not a huge one. Sadly, that's what she said.
Categories: Other, Present
Characters: Karen
Genres: Fluff, Married, Romance
Warnings: Adult language, No Warnings Apply
Challenges: Karen - Moving On
Series: None
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3694 Read Count: 7078 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: February 25, 2009 Updated: April 15, 2009
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Date: February 26, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: I'm Better Near To You

Very nice and very sweet. I'm actually happy for Karen.

Author's Response: Thanks beermefive! I think I\'m kinda happy for Karen, too :)

Restoration by dmscranton Rated: K+ [Reviews - 2] 2
Summary:

Michael and Holly are lonely without each other. How do they find their way back to happier times?


Categories: Other, Future
Characters: Holly, Michael, Michael/Holly
Genres: Angst, Fluff, Romance
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 1284 Read Count: 2687 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: February 26, 2009 Updated: February 26, 2009
Reviewer: beermefive Signed 10
Date: February 26, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

I'm looking forward to what's coming next! Keep posting, please!

Author's Response: Thanks! I'm glad someone's interested in Michael/Holly. :)

Reviewer: beermefive Signed 10
Date: February 27, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Another good chapter. Thanks for writing this. I really like Michael/Holly stories. Keep it goin!

Author's Response: Awesome thank you. :)

Summary: Jim Halpert: Salesman, single dad and accidental romantic lead.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim, Other, Pam
Genres: Angst, Fluff, Humor, Kids/Family, Pregnancy/Babies, Romance, Steamy, Weekend, Workdays
Warnings: Explicit sexual content
Challenges: Daddy Jim
Series: None
Chapters: 13 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 49472 Read Count: 48826 ePub Downloads: 31
[Report This] Published: May 04, 2009 Updated: September 10, 2012
Reviewer: beermefive Signed 10
Date: August 31, 2009 Title: Chapter 7: Getting There

Aw...this chapter was so amazing! I hope you update soon!

Author's Response: Working on the next chapter right now :) Glad you liked it, thanks so much for your review :)

Reviewer: beermefive Signed 10
Date: September 24, 2009 Title: Chapter 8: Sliding Headfirst

I'm loving this fic! The Jim/Pam banter is awesome, and very in character for the two of them. And how could I not fall in love with Ellie? She's awesome, and so are you, and so is this fic!

PLEASE POST SOON! :)

Author's Response: omg thank you, your review totally just made my night, you're also awesome, thanks for reviewing. I'm glad you're enjoying this fic and that you think it's in character - that's a big thing for me. Update soon I hope :)