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Lover of all things office...except a real life job that would put me in a real life office... lover of tv and not ashamed to admit it...beader...knitter...27 year old artist.
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Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: None
Genres: Claustrophobic Spaces, Oneshot, Parody, Steamy
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content
Challenges: Bad Fanfic
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 319 Read Count: 7036 ePub Downloads: 1
Date: March 17, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Birth Control in written form.
wooo... that was so bad! in my mind, when they are announcing to each other what dirty deeds they would like to partake in, their index fingers are raised and pointed at the ceiling. the only way it could have been worse (meaning better) is if they said "Indeed!" after each sentence. or "Brilliant!" like the two puppets in the Guiness commercials.
Brilliant!
really though, good job.
Author's Response: Oh, I was totally picturing the same thing.....nothing like accurate descriptions.....
“I get it now, she’s everything I’m not.” She says as a few tears slip out from beneath her lashes. His subconscious realizes at this moment that she’s unconsciously mimicking a line from the Royal Tenenbaums, one of their joint favorite films. When he replays this conversation in his mind later, this will break his heart.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: None
Genres: Angst, Fluff, Steamy
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 6 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 7240 Read Count: 35342 ePub Downloads: 4
Date: March 27, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Destroying Lives
i really like this. it's heartbreaking and oh so sad- the fight clears the air. their last exchange opens up the possibility for Rueful!Jim to replace Prick!Jim, but how you do it so it doesn't sound like every other piece of fanfic, i don't know. i want jim to keep his edge and to keep beating pam down because he thinks he has that right, but i want her to fight back. give fancy new beesley a real reason to bring it. like have her continue to sit on the bench, but jim the prick refuses to get out of the car to comfort her, but he won't leave her there, either. she has to stop crying. no more crying! i don't know, that's all i got. like i said, i really like this and it's very satisfying to hate jim right now! i hope you find your muse and continue this story.
Author's Response: i like your style
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst, Romance
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 4258 Read Count: 35155 ePub Downloads: 8
Date: April 07, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: What does that even mean?
please update soon! i've been waiting for someone to write some post-Negotiation fic and this is exactly what i was looking for. can't wait for more.
MEMBER'S CHOICE - "Here’s the thing Jim, sometimes being in love means doing things you don’t want to do for the other person. For you, right now, it means just being her friend. And I think you’re selling yourself short, you are strong enough to do this."
Jim gets some much needed advice about Pam and a little push in the right direction from Mark's girlfriend Jane. Spoilers through the Negotiation.Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam, Karen, Kelly, Other
Genres: Angst, Romance
Warnings: Adult language, Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 12 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 27221 Read Count: 71965 ePub Downloads: 11
Date: April 21, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Roy did What? What did Pam Say?
i really like this- my face fell along with jim's when kelly told him about everything. seriously, halpert! get your head out of your ass! please update soon, this is really good!
Author's Response: I'm with you! Get it together Jim. Obviously I'm a little bit on Team Pam's side here.....Thanks for the review, i'm glad you liked it :-)
Categories: Past, Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam, Pam
Genres: Angst, Fluff, Inner Monologue, Oneshot, Workdays
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1790 Read Count: 4259 ePub Downloads: 0
Date: April 13, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
Oh, that was so sweet and sad at the same time. Nicely done.
Pam and Jim are getting to be friendly again, and engage in a little instant messaging.
Post-Safety Training
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Episode Related, Alternate Universe
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Claustrophobic Spaces, Fluff, Humor, Romance, Steamy, Workdays
Warnings: Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 5267 Read Count: 19502 ePub Downloads: 4
Date: April 13, 2007 Title: Chapter 2: Ahem, Moving On...
this is so hysterical. now i can't imagine anyone in that office actually getting any work done. ever.
Author's Response:
There are some days when not much gets done, it's true!
And thanks!
Jim needs a second opinion about a song he heard.
Based on a challenge from the TWoP forums to write something based on the line, "You don't do it on purpose but you make me shake." General season 3 spoilers.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff, Oneshot, Romance, Workdays
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 723 Read Count: 1968 ePub Downloads: 0
Date: April 18, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Hurricane
that was good! best way to put that line into a story so far.
Author's Response: Thanks!
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Ensemble, Jim/Pam, Karen
Genres: Drunk Pam/Jim, Fluff
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 2490 Read Count: 10629 ePub Downloads: 0
Date: April 19, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
very cute! i love FNB.... karen is going to have a coronary...good!
Author's Response: Thank you very much!
5 chapters tell 50 Ways that Pam seduces Jim.
Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff
Warnings: Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 4786 Read Count: 22368 ePub Downloads: 3
Date: April 20, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1 - Before Jim and Karen Break Up
this is so funny! i read it sitting next to my fiance who is watching the sox game. i get to induldge in my shame and he, his! can't wait for more!
Author's Response: Sox and Sex! Sounds like true love to me. Your fiancée is definitely a keeper!
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Ensemble, Jim, Karen, Pam
Genres: Angst, Humor, Romance
Warnings: Adult language, Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 5512 Read Count: 13649 ePub Downloads: 0
Date: April 21, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: The Beach
is jim 15?! karen should just give up now because the lower contingent of Team Halpert has spoken. (dawesome, by the way) enough said. update soon!
Date: April 24, 2007 Title: Chapter 2: A Bone to Pick
seriously.... jimpalement?! what a way to go...
loving this!
Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 308 Read Count: 2646 ePub Downloads: 0
Date: September 19, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
Fierce! I can't stop watching the reruns of ANTM on MTV/VH1...What does it say about me when the first thing that came to mind when reading the title of your story was ANTM and not something dirty?
Very sweet!
Author's Response: i think all it says about you is that i succeeded in my stolen bad double entendre. thanks for your feedback!
A long time ago, a told people to send me various Office pairings and I would write four or five sentence, super-short extra-filthy fanfictions about them.
A lot of people sent me pairings and a lot of MA short filth was produced. I decided to post them here because it gives me a reason to revisit (read: EDIT) them.
There will be 9 total, maybe 11 if I decide the crappy ones deserve to see light. ;)
Categories: Jim and Pam, Other
Characters: Angela, Dwight, Hunter, Jim, Jim/Pam, Karen, Kelly, Pam, Roy, Ryan
Genres: Drabble, Dream/Fantasy, Romance, Slash, Steamy
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content, Other Adult Theme
Series: None
Chapters: 9 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 1957 Read Count: 34466 ePub Downloads: 0
Date: December 27, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Good boys don't think about that (Jim/Himself)
Oooh! Continue please. These are short and to the filthy point. Just the way it should be sometimes.
Author's Response: HA! YES! This review is the exact reason that these were written in the first place! Sometimes you just need a hint of filth to get...things going.
Categories: Future
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Married
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 2623 Read Count: 12858 ePub Downloads: 0
Date: February 19, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: Tell Me
This is, um, surreal. Very, very surreal. I got a "Pushing Daisies" picture in my head when they're eating on the same side of the table while holding hands.
Author's Response: What do you mean? I\'m not quite sure what you\'re aiming for there. An what\'s surreal? Just wondering, thanks!
Categories: Jim and Pam, Alternate Universe
Characters: Ensemble, Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst, Inner Monologue, Married, Romance
Warnings: Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 23 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 91635 Read Count: 137181 ePub Downloads: 35
Date: April 25, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: stains of our past
This is probably the best AU Office fic I've read. Ever. And I'm not just saying that so you'll update faster. Really. But if there was an update soon, I definitely would be on board with that. Seriously, very in character, very sweet.
Author's Response: Thank you! I like that, it\'s like subtle bribery. I\'ll try and hurry. I\'ve got it half written.
Date: May 14, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: stains of our past
Thanks for the update! Still loving this story- can't wait for more!
The final moments of Casino Night with a twist. Jim is on the phone with his sister as Pam walks into a dimly lit office.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related
Characters: None
Genres: Angst
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2990 Read Count: 3341 ePub Downloads: 0
Date: March 19, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
Heartbreakingly beautiful. Yes, Casino Night has been done a million times over but this felt fresh. Can't wait for more from you!
Author's Response: Thank you so much! I was afraid of writing a redundant piece, so it was important to me to try and create something with a different twist and feel. I'm thrilled to hear it felt "fresh." :-)
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Past
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst, Oneshot, Romance
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1330 Read Count: 3548 ePub Downloads: 0
Date: May 15, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: because growth means learning from your mistakes
That was really good! I love your writing style- it's very easy and casual- very Jim and Pam. Really really good.
Author's Response: thanks so much, nicejammies :) i\'m glad you liked it!
When she finally realized he was actually gone, she refused to believe it.
A little angsty, no fluffy ending. Pam won't believe Jim's gone, but these chapters are trying to prove it to her. Set between Casino Night and The Merger.
There's just a bunch of really short stories...like think 55 challenge stories, but a little longer.
Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Dwight, Jim, Jim/Karen, Jim/Pam, Karen, Michael, Pam
Genres: Angst, Dream/Fantasy, In Stamford, Workdays
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 11 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1326 Read Count: 31052 ePub Downloads: 1
Date: May 20, 2008 Title: Chapter 11: Truth
Very nice and sweet. One thing though- don't start off by announcing which chapters you don't like because I thought they were all fine :)
Author's Response: Thanks...I don't know why, I just really don't like those chapters. :)
Post-ep for "Goodbye, Toby." Spoilers for S4 finale, so be warned if you haven't watched. Also references to the events of "Chair Model."
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Andy, Jim/Pam, Karen, Roy, Toby
Genres: Inner Monologue, Romance
Warnings: Adult language, Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1914 Read Count: 2266 ePub Downloads: 1
Date: May 20, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: Priceless
Awwwww! That was really sweet. I liked it a lot. Also, four grand for a 1.5 ct solitaire diamond with excellent clarity set in platnium? What a bargain! At that price he should have bought two :)
Author's Response: I know, I know, lol. I spent an unusual amount of time researching cost for a ring of this type, but ultimately decided to keep it within Jim\'s paper salesman budget. Two months\' salary last forever, depending on commission :-) Thanks for reviewing, NiceJammies!
Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related
Characters: Jim, Jim/Karen, Jim/Pam, Pam
Genres: Angst
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1030 Read Count: 1760 ePub Downloads: 0
Date: July 02, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: She Muses...
Never apologize for the angst! This was good- can't wait to read more from you!
Author's Response: Haha, I will keep that in mind when the Angst Train slams into me again, NiceJammies. Thank you so much for reading!