Setting: A coffee shop in New York.
JIM: Karen, I have to tell you something.
KAREN: What?
JIM: I turned down the job.
KAREN: Meaning you’re willingly gonna give it to me? Aww…how sweet of you Jim!
JIM: No….look, Karen, it’s over.
KAREN: Huh?!
JIM: You and I. We’re through.
KAREN: Why?!
JIM: Because (stands up with a proud look) I’m in love with Pam!
Just then Jim rips off his work clothes and reveals a superhero’s suit with the letter ‘J’ printed on his chest.
KAREN: Ewww, are you wearing spandex?!
JIM: (Annoyed) See?! This is why we’ll never work out! Well, ta ta!
(He crashes through the window and flies away)
KAREN: (Shrugging) Ugh, whatever. I’ll just call my ex-boyfriend and hook up with him again.
Meanwhile, back at the office:
PAM: (on the phone, worried) No mother, it’s not his fault. Okay talk to ya later. Bye. (hangs up)
Jim crashes through the building.
PAM: (Shocked) Jim! What happened?
JIM: Whoops. I accidentally ruined the building.
PAM: Never mind that, how come you’re back?...In a funky suit?
JIM: I didn’t take the job.
PAM: Why not?
JIM: Because….(cue in cheesy music in the background) I love you!
PAM: Oh, Jim! That’s so sweet!
JIM: (self-satisfied) Thank you.
PAM: But…
JIM: But? What do you MEAN but?! Isn’t this what you’ve wanted? What WE’VE wanted. For YEARS?! What can POSSIBLY interfere with that?!
PAM: I’m pregnant. With Toby’s baby.
The End.