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I'm gonna post this in five chapters because some are really long, hope you enjoy
Thank you PuffingNoise for Betaing
Dwight arrived exactly 45 seconds before Andy, making sure to park as far form the building as possible. He kept one eye on the Xterra as he marched into the building. Andy had presented a surprising front of compliance, but he knew better. He quickly scanned the entire vehicle before pushing the door open and getting to his desk as fast as possible. He had already checked his messages, hung up his coat and sorted his papers for the day by the time Andy got to the office (wasteful loitering).
“Bernard”
“Morning Dwight” Andy replied cheerfully, but he wasn’t fooled. The sneak was waiting, but he would mercilessly defeat him and then…
“You drive an automatic, correct?”
“Umm, I think so,” that grin made his blood boil, but he maintained his stony expression.
“Fact: A car that shifts manually gets 2 miles more per gallon of gas than a car with an automatic shift. Your vehicle is clearly inefficient, think about it”
Andy blinked (Gotcha)
He came out on top that time, too.