Sometimes Kevin's Temperature Gauge Goes Above 69 by Muggins
Summary: Jim gave Kevin a mission. Kevin takes these type of things very seriously. Very, very seriously. With clipboard in hand, here is the information that Kev was able to track down.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related Characters: Jim, Karen, Kevin, Pam
Genres: Drabble
Warnings: Adult language
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 82 Read: 2608 Published: July 30, 2007 Updated: July 30, 2007

1. To:JHalpert cc:CBratton by Muggins

To:JHalpert cc:CBratton by Muggins
 

Hey Jim,

 

Here’s that list you wanted.

 

 

 

 

                                       Who's Hotter?

  

Pam

taller

bigger breasts

pretty

wears dresses

less freckles

friendlier

possibly draws female nudes

 

 

Michael, Dwight, Phyllis, and Toby say Pam is hotter.

Angela says it’s nobody’s business. She picked Pam.

    

Karen

prettier face

nicer ass

wears tighter clothes

exotic

possibly French

speaks French

sexier lips especially when speaking French

 

Andy, Ryan, Meredith, and Oscar say Karen is hotter.

Kelly says Karen's so much hotter it’s not even funny.

 

 

 

Pam won’t answer the question.

 

Can you ask Karen? Don't tell her that Pam and her are tied. I don't want to influence her judgment.

 

Thanks,

 

Kev

 

 

 

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