Penname: Muggins Real name:
Member Since: January 10, 2007

Bio:

I've never actually written fan fiction before. Luckily, my obsession with The Office is fully supported by friends and family. We've all agreed that we just want Jim and Pam to be friends again, dammit!

Oh, and normally? When I'm normal... I write normal fiction. You know... books, magazine articles, dirty letters...

 


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Stories by Muggins
Summary: Never mess with a woman's candy dish. Bad things happen when you do --- such as profuse sweating, projectile vomiting, and serious internal pain. Oh, and bad stuff could also happen to the guy who messed with the candy dish...
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Andy, Angela, Creed, Dwight, Kelly, Michael, Ryan, Toby
Genres: Humor, Workdays
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2030 Read Count: 2315 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: April 23, 2008 Updated: April 23, 2008
Summary:

The worst thing about the internet is spam filters. Just ask Pam.


Categories: Jim and Pam, Past
Characters: Michael
Genres: Holiday, Humor
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2678 Read Count: 4510 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: April 17, 2008 Updated: April 17, 2008
Summary:

Pam wanted to start a Book Club. Jim just wanted to have a gourmet meal.


Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related
Characters: Jim/Pam, Oscar, Toby
Genres: Fluff, Oneshot
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1933 Read Count: 2242 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: November 03, 2007 Updated: November 03, 2007
Summary: Past Featured Story

Michael watched Pam through the blinds. She was so lucky, everyone always wanted to talk to her, hang out with her, be friends with her. Sometimes he wished he could be her. It would all be so easy if he was Pam.


Pam looked up to see Michael staring at her through the blinds. She smiled to herself before turning back to answering the phones. Sometimes she wondered what it was like to be Michael. It must be strange.


There's a rule of the universe. Never wonder the same thing at the same time as someone else. That's a karmic jinx.


Categories: Jim and Pam, Other, Crossover, Alternate Universe
Characters: Jim/Pam, Michael/Jan
Genres: Humor, Suspense
Warnings: Adult language, Dubious Consent, Other Adult Theme
Series: None
Chapters: 7 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 22887 Read Count: 9431 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: September 20, 2007 Updated: November 01, 2007
Summary: A set of three vignettes over three years at Scranton's local county fair.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Past
Characters: Dwight, Jim/Karen, Jim/Pam, Pam/Roy
Genres: Fluff, Humor, Weekend
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 7803 Read Count: 7640 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: August 27, 2007 Updated: October 23, 2007
Summary:

Typical slow days at the office with the Ladies of Dunder Mifflin.


Categories: Other, Present
Characters: Angela, Karen, Kelly, Meredith, Pam, Phyllis
Genres: Humor, Workdays
Warnings: Adult language, Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 84 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 109602 Read Count: 319671 ePub Downloads: 26
[Report This] Published: February 04, 2007 Updated: October 22, 2007
Summary:

There once was a knight of the ancient family Halpert. He did battle for the hand of the maiden Beasley.


Categories: Jim and Pam, Alternate Universe
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Romance
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 17 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 33203 Read Count: 23825 ePub Downloads: 2
[Report This] Published: April 29, 2007 Updated: September 25, 2007
Summary:

It was a night of love and romance on the high seas. Such a pity that the Booze Cruise went up in flames and sank to the bottom of Lake Wallenpaupack.
A crossover with Gilligan's Island...because I have no shame. And I can't do justice to X-Files.


Categories: Crossover, Jim and Pam, Episode Related, Alternate Universe
Characters: Angela, Dwight, Jim, Jim/Pam, Michael, Pam, Roy, Ryan
Genres: Parody, Romance, Travel, Wet Pam/Jim
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 5289 Read Count: 9803 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: April 02, 2007 Updated: August 08, 2007
Summary: Jan's love for Michael has gone public.
Categories: Other, Present
Characters: Michael/Jan
Genres: Humor, Travel
Warnings: None
Challenges: 55 Words To Leave Scranton
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 55 Read Count: 1142 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: August 05, 2007 Updated: August 05, 2007
Summary: Jim gave Kevin a mission. Kevin takes these type of things very seriously. Very, very seriously. With clipboard in hand, here is the information that Kev was able to track down.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related
Characters: Jim, Karen, Kevin, Pam
Genres: Drabble
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 82 Read Count: 2194 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: July 30, 2007 Updated: July 30, 2007
Summary:

Way back in April, I wrote this for fun. It's about my favorite reviewers from Girly-Girl. Everything everyone says is taken literally from their own reviews* (albeit taken completely out of context).  Oddly enough, Jim remains dressed throughout the story.

*Except poor LisaHoo... I just kept adding stuff to her comments because, well, she rocks! 


Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Episode Related
Characters: Jim
Genres: None
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3125 Read Count: 3230 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: July 27, 2007 Updated: July 27, 2007
Summary: Girl7 had a dream... and one thing you should never do is tell Muggins your dreams.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Andy, Dwight/Angela, Karen, Kelly, Kevin, Meredith, Michael, Oscar, Phyllis, Stanley, Toby
Genres: Dream/Fantasy, Holiday, Humor, Oneshot, Wet Pam/Jim, Workdays
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3505 Read Count: 2423 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: July 08, 2007 Updated: July 08, 2007
Summary:

It's Valentines Day. Creed has been invited to a poker party. Now if he could just find it....


Categories: Episode Related
Characters: Creed, Ensemble
Genres: Holiday, Humor, Inner Monologue, Oneshot
Warnings: Adult language, Dubious Consent, Explicit sexual content, Other Adult Theme, Violence/Injury
Challenges: Valentine Poker
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 4455 Read Count: 1102 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: June 25, 2007 Updated: June 25, 2007
Summary: A snitch, code name StarryDreamer, told me that Jim was in the Federal Witness Program. It explains a lot.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related, Alternate Universe
Characters: David Wallace, Jim/Karen, Pam
Genres: Workdays
Warnings: Adult language, Moderate sexual content, Other Adult Theme
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1585 Read Count: 1576 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: June 14, 2007 Updated: June 14, 2007
Summary:

From the fertile minds of BitterPill, LiberryLady, and TooLateKev come sixteen nouns.
Karen. Dwight. Farm tools. Jewelry. Pleated polyester pants. Legal pads. Jar of pickled beets. Giant pandas at the zoo. Hair curlers. 70s AM radio. "Agree to disagree." Toby/Darryl story based on The Negotiation, a playground, evening, Buckaroo Banzai and... Laffy Taffy.
Honestly, the story just writes itself.


Categories: Other, Present
Characters: Angela, Dwight, Jim, Karen, Kelly, Toby
Genres: Angst, Humor, Workdays
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3342 Read Count: 1708 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: June 02, 2007 Updated: June 02, 2007
Summary: Our Dynamic Duo runs into a pair of "Lovebirds". The question is: Will Jim save the Cheerleader?
Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Katy, Roy
Genres: Holiday, Humor
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2573 Read Count: 2365 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: May 21, 2007 Updated: May 21, 2007
Summary:

The Ladies' Restroom has always been the place for the "official" parties. Here's a behind the scenes look at one of those parties. No men allowed.


Categories: Other, Episode Related
Characters: Angela, Karen, Kelly, Meredith, Pam, Phyllis
Genres: Fluff, Holiday, Humor, Oneshot, Workdays
Warnings: Adult language, Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1969 Read Count: 1450 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: May 08, 2007 Updated: May 08, 2007
Summary:

5 chapters tell 50 Ways that Pam seduces Jim.


Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff
Warnings: Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 4786 Read Count: 20302 ePub Downloads: 3
[Report This] Published: April 20, 2007 Updated: April 28, 2007
Summary: Why are there no Meredith talking heads? Couple of reasons.
Categories: Episode Related
Characters: Meredith
Genres: Humor
Warnings: Adult language, Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1693 Read Count: 812 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: April 26, 2007 Updated: April 26, 2007
Summary:

My Mom wants Jim and Pam together right now. If you are Pro-Karen, DO NOT READ! Mom’s so JAMMY she’s suggested they have hot sex on Karen’s casket…

There may be spoilers. My Mom knows all, sees all.

 


Categories: Jim and Pam, Future, Alternate Universe
Characters: Dwight, Karen
Genres: Humor, Oneshot
Warnings: Adult language, Mild sexual content, Violence/Injury
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1772 Read Count: 3912 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: April 19, 2007 Updated: April 19, 2007
Summary:

Death after Death after Death.

Is there not one Scranton Regional Manager who can avert a Curse so rare?


Categories: Alternate Universe
Characters: Ensemble, Michael, Todd Packer
Genres: Claustrophobic Spaces, Drabble, Workdays
Warnings: Adult language, Violence/Injury
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 852 Read Count: 839 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: March 12, 2007 Updated: April 12, 2007
Summary:

A short example of the type of literary masterpiece that suits the new "Bad Fanfic" challenge. Please enjoy the glory of this great work of art. THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!

 Disclaimer - I didn't write this... my dog did. He may own the Office and all it's characters. If he does, he's not sharing it with me.


Categories: Jim and Pam, Crossover
Characters: Creed, Darryl, Karen, Kevin, Michael, Roy, Toby
Genres: Humor, Parody
Warnings: Adult language, Dubious Consent, Explicit sexual content, Other Adult Theme
Challenges: Bad Fanfic
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 864 Read Count: 2231 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: March 17, 2007 Updated: March 17, 2007
Summary:

Not for the faint-heartened - extremely dark Jim. Having read a self-help book on "moving on and getting on with your life" Jim Halpert starts a journal to get over Pam.


Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst, Inner Monologue, Steamy
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 900 Read Count: 5727 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: January 10, 2007 Updated: March 04, 2007
Summary:

Pam's little evil voice has big plans. They involve Jim, the dress from Casino Night, and... not much more.


Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: None
Genres: Fluff, Humor, Oneshot, Romance, Workdays
Warnings: Other Adult Theme
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1145 Read Count: 2949 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: February 02, 2007 Updated: February 02, 2007
Summary:

Pam serves her two weeks notice, Angela storms out of the conference room in anger, Kelly’s considering another guy naked …and none of this is Michael’s fault!


Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Andy, Ensemble, Michael
Genres: Humor, Workdays
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 6600 Read Count: 9995 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: January 20, 2007 Updated: January 24, 2007