Expressions in Emoticons by NobleLandMermaid
Past Featured StorySummary:

A glimpse into the instant messaging history of Jim and Pam. Written with the intention of expanding on what we see on the show, as well as to tie up some loose ends. There will be a conversation for each episode through Season 3.


Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related Characters: Helene Beesly, Jim, Jim/Pam, Karen, Larissa Halpert, Pam
Genres: Angst, Drabble, Humor, Workdays
Warnings: Other Adult Theme
Challenges: Instant Messaging
Challenges: Instant Messaging
Series: None
Chapters: 54 Completed: Yes Word count: 16909 Read: 315478 Published: August 05, 2007 Updated: December 27, 2016
Michael's Birthday by NobleLandMermaid
Author's Notes:
today we find out: Is Jim a metrosexual?

March 16, 2006, 9:34am

jimhalpert: so here's something I never ever thought I would say

pambeesly: ?

jimhalpert: I had fun at Michael's birthday party

pambeesly: wow, I think you've finally snapped

jimhalpert: have I?

pambeesly: no, j/k, I had a lot of fun too

jimhalpert: good call on the Night Swept set

pambeesly: what did I tell you?

jimhalpert: um, I believe your exact words were "The more it sounds like a cheesy 80's movie, the more Michael will love it"

pambeesly: and I was right, wasn't I?

jimhalpert: yes, you were

jimhalpert: congrats on your intimate knowledge of Michael Scott

pambeesly: oh god

pambeesly: please don't ever use ‘intimate' and ‘Michael' in the same sentence again

jimhalpert: I knew that would get you ;-)

pambeesly: :-p

pambeesly: so, did you use that fabric softener last night?

jimhalpert: why are you so fascinated with my use of fabric softener?

jimhalpert: is it so wrong that I like my sheets to smell like a fresh spring breeze?

jimhalpert: it's not funny

pambeesly: sorry, sorry, I know you take it seriously

pambeesly: I don't think I've seen Roy touch even a dryer sheet in all the time we've lived together

pambeesly: so I guess I assumed guys are just that way

jimhalpert: well, you know what happens when you assume

pambeesly: don't actually type it out

jimhalpert: you make an ASS out of U and ME

pambeesly: such a dork

jimhalpert: yes, but I'm a dork with great smelling clothes ;-)

pambeesly: so, do you have any other metrosexual tendencies I should know about?

jimhalpert: what is this? calling me metrosexual?

pambeesly: do you use facial moisturizer or get pedicures on the weekends?

jimhalpert: I think my shaving cream has some sort of something in it

jimhalpert: and I only get pedies on very special occasions ;-)

pambeesly: oh really?

jimhalpert: yes, in fact I haven't even been to an occasion special enough to warrant getting one

pambeesly: ah

jimhalpert: yeah

pambeesly: maybe next year for Michael's b-day we can go to a spa, and all get manies and pedies

jimhalpert: wow, and here I thought you didn't want any more intimate knowledge of Michael, now you want to go with a spa with him

pambeesly: no, no, I mean everyone, not just Michael

jimhalpert: you wanna take a mud bath with him?

pambeesly: stop it

jimhalpert: get his-and-her shiatsu massages?

pambeesly: I will close this window if you don't stop

jimhalpert: just remind him that the cucumber slices are for the eyes, not for eating

pambeesly: okay, I'm going now

jimhalpert: and the green facial mask isn't guacamole

pambeesly: good bye

pambeesly signed off at 9:54am

pambeesly signed in at 10:01am

pambeesly: are you going to behave now?

jimhalpert: yes, but only because I don't know what else they do at a spa

pambeesly: okay

jimhalpert: oh wait, how could I forget!

jimhalpert: waxing!

pambeesly: please hold while I block you from my buddy list

jimhalpert: :-D hehe

 

End Notes:
Wow, at first I had no idea what to write since this is a pretty positive JAM episode, but then it took on a life of it's own. I figured you guys deserved fluffy banter because the angst is quickly approaching, so enjoy, folks.
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