Summary: A glimpse into the instant messaging history of Jim and Pam. Written with the intention of expanding on what we see on the show, as well as to tie up some loose ends. There will be a conversation for each episode through Season 3.
Categories: Jim and Pam,
Episode Related Characters: Helene Beesly, Jim, Jim/Pam, Karen, Larissa Halpert, Pam
Genres: Angst, Drabble, Humor, Workdays
Warnings: Other Adult Theme
Challenges: Instant Messaging
Challenges: Instant Messaging Series: None
Chapters: 54
Completed: Yes
Word count: 16909
Read: 315539
Published: August 05, 2007
Updated: December 27, 2016
Wednesday, August 17, 2005 8:15am
pambeesly: oh my god!
jimhalpert: and good morning to you too, Miss Beesly
pambeesly: I came up with so many awesome fake disease names last night, I nearly called you
jimhalpert: you should have, I wasn't doing anything last night
jimhalpert: and even if I were, hearing fake disease names would take precedence
pambeesly: as well they should
jimhalpert: so let's hear them
pambeesly: degenerative cranial dysplasia
jimhalpert: hey, DCD is not a laughing matter, my uncle has that
pambeesly: oh be quiet :-p
pambeesly: subepidermal digititus
jimhalpert: wow, that sounds painful
pambeesly: cumulonimbitus of the eye
jimhalpert: I don't know, that almost sounds like something from Lord of the Rings, Dwight might be suspicious of that one
pambeesly: hmm, duly noted
pambeesly: okay, how about this: Turkish Mumps
jimhalpert: I think the killer nano-robots have infected your brain