Monday, September 12, 2005 3:15pm

pambeesly: Is it Friday yet?

jimhalpert: that bad, huh?

pambeesly: the reason Michael just called me in was to ask about cycles

pambeesly: and I don't mean bicycles

jimhalpert: wow

jimhalpert: I don't even want to imagine a situation where he would possibly need to know that

pambeesly: I know, really

pambeesly: so, how was your date?

jimhalpert: you mean Katy? It was okay.

pambeesly: just okay? No matching tattoos?

jimhalpert: it's bad luck to get matching tattoos on the first date, I thought you knew that, Pam

pambeesly: I haven't been on the dating scene for a while now, I don't know what you kids are up to these days

jimhalpert: Well, first date is a curling tournament

pambeesly: curling?

jimhalpert: yeah, it's kinda like bowling on ice, but there's brooms and stones

pambeesly: isn't that quidditch?

jimhalpert: that's from Harry Potter, curling is an olympic sport

pambeesly: now I know you're making this up ;-)

jimhalpert: will you pay attention please?

jimhalpert: second date is going to a playground with metal detectors to find spare change

pambeesly: to help pay for the matching tattoos on the third date?

jimhalpert: exactly

pambeesly: so, are you and Katy going to be taking your detectors to the playground?

jimhalpert: a second date? I don't know, it's possible I guess

pambeesly: uh-oh, Michael's calling, brb

pambeesly: he wants to talk to me in his office again :-/

pambeesly: if he asks me anything about human anatomy, I'm quitting

jimhalpert: be strong, Beesly