How Ryan Howard learned that timing is everything.
(two TalkingHeads, Post The Job)
1. Chapter 1 by wonder149
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Dunder-Mifflin Corporate Headquarters, Corporate Manager's Office
Ryan: Two days before I broke up with Kelly, I brought my Xbox 360 to her place. So she could practice Guitar Hero.
A long pause.
Ryan: Halo 3 is released in eight days.
His eyes pan to a wall calendar which has September 25 circled in red ink.
Ryan: I really need my Xbox back.
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Dunder-Mifflin Scranton, Break Room
Kelly: Ryan’s Xbox? Yeah, I have it.
She leans in toward the camera and smiles smugly.
Kelly: I also have his thirty three phone messages.
As if on cue, the vibrating of a cellphone goes off. She pulls the phone from her purse, flips it open, and promptly hits the “END” button.
Kelly: Thirty four.
Take that, Ryan Howard!
(My first non-angst fic! Woo! Very short, but hopefully provides a possible way that Kelly gets back at Ryan for being a jerk =P)