Story Notes:
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“Hey, Jim?”
“Hmm?”
“I think your pants are kind of lonely over there.”
“Oh yeah, Pam? Why’s that?”
“They’re in the corner by themselves.”
“They’re not by themselves. My socks are keeping them company.”
“Still… poor lonely pants.”
“Well then, what do you think should we do to fix this?”
“I think it’s only right that my pants join them.”
“I see no other way.”