Penname: Big Tuna Real name: Rose
Member Since: September 16, 2007
Membership status: Member

Bio:
Obsessive 'Office' fan. Duh. Otherwise I wouldn't be here. I review everything I read, and I'm so impressed by all of the amazing writers on this site. :)
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Stories by Big Tuna
Summary: A parody of "The Raven' since who doesn't want Andy to be visited by a ghost when he's yodeling at midnight?
Categories: Other
Characters: Andy
Genres: Holiday, Humor, Parody
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 688 Read Count: 647 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: October 26, 2008 Updated: October 26, 2008
Summary: A Jam fifty-fiver.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam, Pam
Genres: Drabble, Fluff
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Challenges: 55
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 55 Read Count: 1399 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: May 03, 2008 Updated: May 03, 2008
Summary:

Michael kept a straight face for a moment, but his mouth twitched when he glanced back at the screen. “Hollywood, Bollywood, Schmollywood. This trumps them all.”

Michael and his musings on... er... pop culture.


Categories: Other, Present
Characters: Dwight, Michael
Genres: Drabble, Humor
Warnings: Mild sexual content, Other Adult Theme
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 352 Read Count: 2570 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: April 03, 2008 Updated: April 09, 2008
Summary: Jim and Pam go to register wedding gifts.
Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam, Michael, Pam
Genres: Drabble, Fluff, Humor
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 718 Read Count: 3167 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: March 02, 2008 Updated: March 02, 2008
Summary:

Either Cupid blows at archery, or it’s fate that Michael’s sitting in a dingy restaurant staring at raw fish slapped on a wooden plank.


Categories: Other, Present
Characters: Michael/Jan
Genres: Drabble, Holiday
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 430 Read Count: 1163 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: February 14, 2008 Updated: February 14, 2008
Summary: 55 words of Kandy!
Categories: Other, Present
Characters: Andy, Kelly
Genres: Drabble, Humor, Oneshot
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Challenges: 55: The Kandy Edition
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 55 Read Count: 2363 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: January 18, 2008 Updated: January 18, 2008
Summary:

What does it mean when you have to resort to similes?


Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam, Pam
Genres: Drabble, Fluff, Romance
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 312 Read Count: 1506 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: January 05, 2008 Updated: January 05, 2008
Summary:

When he saw the strap of her polka dot swimsuit peeking out from under her white tank top, he knew. He knew it was her.

Set during Beach Games, but almost all of it is a flashback.


Categories: Episode Related, Jim and Pam, Past
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam, Pam, Pam/Roy
Genres: Fluff, Oneshot, Romance, Wet Pam/Jim
Warnings: Adult language
Challenges: Prior Meeting
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1654 Read Count: 4271 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: January 01, 2008 Updated: January 01, 2008
Summary:

Which genes happen to be the most dominant of the bunch?

While Dwight was an efficient worker, it wasn’t easy for him to keep track of fatherly things. For example, the daily post and his daughter, both of which were currently missing.


Categories: Other, Future
Characters: Angela, Dwight, Dwight/Angela
Genres: Drabble, Humor, Oneshot
Warnings: Adult language, Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 748 Read Count: 1005 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: December 10, 2007 Updated: December 10, 2007
Summary:

Andy and Kelly decide to celebrate Christmas in a way that's very... far out. Kandy!


Categories: Other
Characters: Andy, Kelly
Genres: Drabble, Holiday, Humor
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Challenges: 55: The Kandy Edition
Series: None
Chapters: 7 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 375 Read Count: 4947 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: December 06, 2007 Updated: December 07, 2007
Mile High Club by Big Tuna Rated: T starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 5]
Summary:

55 words of Kandy on an airplane.

 


Categories: Other
Characters: Andy, Kelly
Genres: Drabble, Humor
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Challenges: 55: The Kandy Edition
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 55 Read Count: 914 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: December 02, 2007 Updated: December 02, 2007
Summary:

The first time Andy sees 'A Christmas Story' and his thoughts on it.


Categories: Other, Past
Characters: Andy
Genres: Childhood, Drabble, Holiday, Humor
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 7 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 353 Read Count: 6709 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: December 01, 2007 Updated: December 01, 2007
Summary: Andy gets interviewed for the Finer Things Club.
Categories: Other, Episode Related
Characters: Andy, Oscar, Pam, Toby
Genres: Drabble, Humor, Oneshot
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 704 Read Count: 958 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: November 25, 2007 Updated: November 25, 2007
Pulling Teeth by Big Tuna Rated: T [Reviews - 0]
Summary:

When Jim and Pam to try to sneak out for a day by telling Michael they have a dentist appointment, the result is as painful as puling teeth. Accompanied by Dwight, they set off for a memorable appointment, featuring Novacain, drills, a naughty hygienist, and an even naughtier dentist.

 


Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Dwight, Jim, Jim/Pam, Kevin, Michael, Pam
Genres: Fluff, Humor
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 509 Read Count: 1153 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: November 21, 2007 Updated: November 21, 2007
Summary:

Jim decides to clue Pam in on what's 'normal'.


Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam, Pam
Genres: Drabble, Fluff, Humor, Oneshot
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 224 Read Count: 2732 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: November 11, 2007 Updated: November 11, 2007
Summary:

Parody of 'The Raven'. Angela is missing her cat, when someone comes a scratching, scratching at her kitchen door. Fun Run Spoilers.


Categories: Present
Characters: Angela
Genres: Angst, Drabble, Humor, Oneshot, Parody, Suspense
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1021 Read Count: 715 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: October 31, 2007 Updated: October 31, 2007
Summary: The dictionary definiton of a Jim.
Categories: Episode Related, Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Angela, Jim, Jim/Karen, Jim/Pam, Karen, Pam
Genres: Drabble, Fluff, Humor, Oneshot, Romance
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 503 Read Count: 1810 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: October 20, 2007 Updated: October 20, 2007
Career Survey by Big Tuna Rated: K starstarstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 5]
Summary: Pam finds Jim's high school Career Survey and discovers some very strange things.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Drabble, Fluff, Humor, Oneshot
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 421 Read Count: 2172 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: October 17, 2007 Updated: October 17, 2007
Not Garbage by Big Tuna Rated: K starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 5]
Summary: Spoilers through Dunder Mifflin Infinity. Dwight kills something of importance to Angela. Again.
Categories: Episode Related, Present
Characters: Dwight/Angela
Genres: Drabble, Humor, Oneshot, Romance
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 39 Read Count: 961 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: October 12, 2007 Updated: October 12, 2007
Summary:

After a scare, Jim ends up in the hospital. Fortunately, pranks always make the day a little bit brighter. Spoilers for 'The Job'.

Except from Chapter Six:

“But Harry Potter is fictional,” Jim reasoned. “And he has Skelo-Grow.”

“I have Skelo-Grow.”

“No. You don’t.” Jim looked bemused.

Dwight pulled a bottle out of his pocket. “Oh yeah? Then what’s this?”

“Bleach.”

Dwight gave a slightly disturbing smile. “That’s to fool the Muggles.”


Categories: Present
Characters: Ensemble, Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff, Humor, Romance, Sick Jim/Pam
Warnings: Adult language, Mild sexual content, Violence/Injury
Series: None
Chapters: 6 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 5351 Read Count: 15002 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: September 17, 2007 Updated: October 01, 2007