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Pseudonyms, Please: Kelly

Email: receptionist@ploplover.com 

Subject: Nepo baby

Message: It's no surprise that the only reason this receptionist is keeping her job is because of the guys she dates. First it was a salesman-turned-regional manager, then the corporate liaison, before going back to the regional manager. 

From what I heard from the old receptionist who used to do her job, she said she'd only rate her a two out of three, but that might be because she tried to trash a painting that the old receptionist did. But let's face it, she doesn't even know what to do when a shipment of pens arrives, let alone what to do with gummy bears vs. worms. She's a terrible worker. Now that she's dating a nobody in Customer Services it's no wonder that she's probably going to get fired.