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Pseudonyms, Please: Boner Champ

Email: broccoli@treble.com

Subject: He's Gay... Ever Heard of It?

Message: A self-proclaimed ladies man from a prestigious Ivy League school, who was previously engaged to a tight-ass accountant, is apparently attracted to other men. He has told his buddies about his fantasies of Brad Pitt coming onto him and how he would probably be resistant at first but would end up liking it. 

One of his friends tried to set him up with his wife's friends but he kept asking about his guy friends. That friend tried to be helpful when he confessed about his dilemma, telling him to try experimenting with guys to see if he liked it. But Mr. Cornell here decided to shoot his shot and asked his good-looking friend if he was available. His fiancee should consider herself lucky that marriage didn't push through. Or maybe she turned him gay... that's also a possibility.