From our daily Wordle conversations, Yellowberry22 said they needed this fic. So here it is, just a silly little text message exchange between Jim and Pam. Honestly, this is basically how all my messages look these days.
I don't own anything here, but I did get 2/6 once. That was a good day.
Wednesday 16th February 2022 3.05pm
Jim cell: babe I'm bored
Beesly: How can you be bored? You basically own the company. A company about sports. Go talk to an athlete or something
Jim cell: I just am. you know what you need to do.
Beesly: Jim, I'm busy. You'll have to sort yourself out.
Jim cell: twss
Jim cell: Beesly, come on.
Jim cell: Beesly? I need you
Beesly: Jim I love you, but I'm busy here.
Jim cell: you're no fun. I like fun time Beesly, you know that?
Beesly: I know. I'll see you later x
Beesly: Oh, and can you pick up some milk from the store on your way home please?
Jim cell: will do x
Wednesday 16th February 2022 4.33pm
Jim cell: still busy over there?
Beesly: yup
Jim cell: no fun time Beesly yet?
Beesly: nope
Jim cell: *sigh*
Beesly: www.nytimes.com/games/wordle
Jim cell: what's that?
Beesly: Something to keep you occupied
Wednesday 16th February 2022 4.44pm
Jim cell: I hate this game.
Beesly: Oh babe
Jim cell: it's stupid
Thursday 17th February 2022 10.17am
Jim cell: did you Wordle yet?
Beesly: Did I ‘Wordle'?
Jim cell: yeah. did you?
Beesly: I thought you ‘hated this game, it's stupid'?
Jim cell: yeah, but I did it today, it's less stupid
Jim cell: I did it in 5
Beesly: 4/6 suck it Halpert
Jim cell: I hate you.
Beesly: There's always tomorrow babe. Meet you at the restaurant later?
Jim cell: yup. love you
Beesly: Love you too x
Thursday 17th February 2022 1.14pm
Jim cell: ffs
Beesly: What's happened?
Jim cell: today's word was like 1 letter different from the one I started with yesterday
Beesly: Wordle?
Jim cell: obviously Wordle
Beesly: You need a starting word
Jim cell: a what?
Beesly: A starting word. The same word that you start with every day
Jim cell: what's yours?
Beesly: That's a secret
Jim cell: Beesly, we're married. we don't have secrets
Beesly: Oh babe. Of course we have secrets. I know about the cushion in the den.
Jim cell: how do you know about that?!
Beesly: Cece
Jim cell: I can't believe she outed me. what secrets do you have that I don't know???
Beesly: What my starting words are
Jim cell: words?? you have more than one??
Beesly: I alternate between two
Jim cell: what are they?
Thursday 17th February 2022 2.47pm
Jim cell: Beesly, don't ignore me
Beesly: I'm not telling you
Jim cell: babe, come on!
Beesly: Babe, no!
Friday 18th February 2022 4.52pm
Jim cell: What the hell is a ducat?
Beesly: Huh?
Jim cell: oops, have you not Wordled today?
Beesly: NO I HAVE NOT!!!
Jim cell: I'm so sorry, I'll make it up to you later. I'll organize a sitter and I'll take you out for dinner, wherever you wanna go. Even the vegan place
Beesly: Don't text me for the rest of the day. I am MAD at you.
Jim cell: I'm so sorry
Jim cell: in my defense, it's almost 5pm, I thought you would have done it by now
Jim cell: but I'm still very sorry
Jim cell: I love you
Friday 18th February 2022 4.58pm
Jim cell: Beesly?
Friday 18th February 2022 5.12pm
Jim cell: Beesly? come on
Friday 18th February 2022 5.18pm
Jim cell: Pam I really am sorry
Jim cell: I'll bring your favorite wine home tonight
Beesly: You better.
Monday 21st February 2022 11.11am
Jim cell: I HAVE PEAKED IN LIFE
Beesly: Huh? What's happened?
Jim cell: I GOT WORDLE IN ONE!!!!!!!!!!!
Beesly: I don't wanna take anything away from you babe, but getting it in one is just a fluke. Proper skill is getting it in two
Jim cell: Oh come on Pam, that was great! don't ruin the high I'm on right now
Beesly: So JELLO is your starting word then huh?
Jim cell: obviously ;)
Beesly: You know that's a terrible starting word right?
Jim cell: what?? why??
Beesly: Because it has two L's in it. You're taking up valuable letters doing that
Jim cell: oh yeah, I never thought of it like that
Beesly: But enjoy this moment, because you'll never get it in one again
Jim cell: love you too x
Tuesday 22nd February 2022 10.17am
Beesly: 3/6
Jim cell: 4/6
Wednesday 23rd February 2022 12.21pm
Jim cell: 3/6
Beesly: Same!
Jim cell: *air five*
Beesly: *air five*
Beesly: I love you Halpert
Jim cell: love you too Beesly
Thursday 23rd February 2022 3.27pm
Beesly: 2/6
Jim cell: oh wow!
Beesly: I know! I feel SO proud of myself right now!!
Jim cell: and I am very proud of you too
Beesly: So lucky I used that starting word today and not the other
Jim cell: Which is....?
Beesly: Ugh fine. It's TREAD. And my other is BOILS. So I had X???X and just spent a while jiggling the letters about and trying to add in the other letters from
Jim cell: Oh I see how you got to BEARS then. Nice going Beesly!
Beesly: I feel I need to celebrate. I might post a screenshot of it in my story. Argh I'm so excited!!
Jim cell: haha calm down there!
Beesly: I'm not sure I can ever Wordle again now I've peaked!
Jim cell: now now, let's not get silly now
Thursday 23rd February 2022 9.52am
Jim cell: omg. I couldn't do it
Beesly: Oh no. Wordle?
Jim cell: yeah for the first time ever. well, other than that first day, but that didn't really count
Beesly: I think I know what happened
Beesly: You forgot you could do double letters didn't you
Jim cell: YES!! how did you know????
Beesly: It's happened to me sometimes where I've been trying different letters, and then the blocks just keep jiggling, and then I'm like ooooooh I can use the green letters again, duhhhh
Jim cell: It was so stupid. So I had my new starting word which is PRANK, and that didn't help in the slightest. and the next word didn't help. or the next. then I did BIKES and it helped a bit. but then I was just scrabbling around with BENTS and BELTS. and then BEETS comes up.
Jim cell: I literally could have killed Dwight right then and there. first time I fail and it's THAT word
Beesly: Oh I'm sorry babe. On the plus side, you know BATTLESTAR GALACTICA can't come up tomorrow
Jim cell: I'm just gonna go sulk. I'll speak to you later
Beesly: Love you babe x
Jim cell: love you Beesly x
Friday 24th February 2022 9.09am
Jim cell: ok, that's it. I'm officially done
Beesly: Done with what?
Jim cell: with Wordle
Beesly: Oh hold on I haven't done it yet. Give me 5 minutes
Beesly: Ok, so what does CYLON mean?
Jim cell: it's a race of robots from Battlestar Galactica
Beesly: That's kinda funny babe
Beesly: But I'm sorry
Beesly: Try nerdlegame.com it's just numbers
Jim cell: you know what? I think I'll just put a mini hoop up in my office for the next time I'm bored