Hollywood, Bollywood, Schmollywood by Big Tuna
Summary:

Michael kept a straight face for a moment, but his mouth twitched when he glanced back at the screen. “Hollywood, Bollywood, Schmollywood. This trumps them all.”

Michael and his musings on... er... pop culture.


Categories: Other, Present Characters: Dwight, Michael
Genres: Drabble, Humor
Warnings: Mild sexual content, Other Adult Theme
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Completed: No Word count: 352 Read: 5240 Published: April 03, 2008 Updated: April 09, 2008
Story Notes:

Just some random Michael thoughts about movies, television, media, etc. that have been taking up space in my brain, which I need to clean out since it really ought to be used for the paper I should be writing.

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Fear Factor by Big Tuna
Author's Notes:

I just watched a re-run today. God, I had forgotten how painful that show is to watch.

“Fear factor.” Michael leaned back in his chair, and Dwight was standing against the wall behind him. “My fear cannot be factored.” He spread his arms out. “I’m like a prime number, like nine.” He nodded. “You can’t break me down.”

“Actually nine is factorable by three.”

“I know.”

“Theeeen, it’s not really a prime number,” Dwight broke to Michael.

“Yeah, it is, it’s the square of three.”

“But that’s precisely why it isn’t a prime number-” Dwight mumbled quickly, trying to get it in before Michael cut him off.

Fine, Dwight. I’m like one, then. Numer-o uno.”

Dwight looked to the camera and shook his head slightly.

End Notes:
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