JHalpert: Hey.
PBeesly: Hi.
PBeesly: Guess what today is?
JHalpert: Diversity Day!
PBeesly: Good job!
JHalpert: What do I win?
PBeesly: No points awarded.
JHalpert: What is Diversity Day?
PBeesly: Putting your answer in Jeopardy! format won’t get you a prize, sorry.
JHalpert: You need to talk to Alex Trebek.
PBeesly: I’ll put it on my bucket list.
JHalpert: Gotta go, super-important client.
PBeesly: All righty.
JHalpert is away.
JHalpert is back from away.
JHalpert: He made me hang up on a client.
PBeesly: You turned off his paper shredder.
JHalpert: Tit for tit.
PBeesly: Exactly.
JHalpert: Someday I’m going to kill him.
PBeesly: Don’t you tell me that!
JHalpert: …?
PBeesly: Now I’m an accomplice.
JHalpert: Good, we can rot in jail together.
PBeesly: That would be fun. Without the “rot” and the “jail” part.
JHalpert: Well that just wouldn’t be a proper sentence.
PBeesly: Gotta go, important business stuff!
JHalpert: Since when did “Solitaire” become a euphemism for “business?”
PBeesly has signed off.
JHalpert has signed off.

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PBeesly has signed on.
JHalpert has signed on.
PBeesly: Oh. My. God. I’m traumatized. For life.
JHalpert: Me, too. That was awful.
PBeesly: He reenacted the situation that caused us to have that meeting in the first place.
JHalpert: I was there. Unfortunately.
PBeesly: Now he’s mocking the form we had to sign.
JHalpert: Did we already go over how I was there?
PBeesly: I’m sorry, I’m still suffering. I’m scarred for life.
JHalpert: Oh, but wait, there’s more.
PBeesly: Not another conference room meeting.
JHalpert: Stay strong, Beesly.
JHalpert has signed off.
PBeesly has signed off.

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JHalpert has signed on.
PBeesly has signed on.
JHalpert: Still sleepy?
PBeesly: I’m sorry, that was embarrassing.
JHalpert: I thought it was cute!
PBeesly: So anyway, what did you say in your talking head?
JHalpert: Oh, I just mocked Michael. The usual.
PBeesly: Awesome.
JHalpert: Yep.
PBeesly: So what did you think of Diversity Tomorrow?
JHalpert: It was even worse than Diversity Today.
PBeesly: And we thought that it wasn’t possible.
PBeesly: At least you got to skip out for a little bit.
JHalpert: Yeah, so I could listen to my client explain how he was stolen by Dwight.
PBeesly: I still would’ve drank the champagne if I were you.
JHalpert: That was a crime of passion.
PBeesly: Just like Kelly slapping Michael!
JHalpert: That was amazing. I have no words.
PBeesly: Oh, no! Now we can’t chat anymore! :-(
JHalpert: I still have letters. And phrases. :-)
PBeesly: Yay!
JHalpert: Unfortunately, I also have to go.
PBeesly: Boo.
JHalpert: Later, Pam.
PBeesly: Bye, Jim.
JHalpert has signed off.