Oh. My. God. Shan, this just gets better and better!  You caught Dwight's voice so well.  This “Pamela, my encounters with Roy have been mundane, but there lurks in every man a feral instinct.  It is our curse.  Good men have learned to quell that instinct with a respect and appreciation for womankind.  But there are some men, weak men, who have not evolved in this way.” was priceless!