10 [Report This]Date: January 31, 2008 09:59 pm Title: Three The Hard Way
You should really make this in to a full episode. Absolutely fantastic.
Author's Response: Wow, I don't know if I could do that to Jim for a full episode...lol...poor bastard... Thank you!
10 [Report This]Date: January 31, 2008 02:57 pm Title: Three The Hard Way
Oh dear lord, that poor man. You really know how to write and portray how people speak. You're brilliant at dialogue. Great chapter!
Author's Response: Thank you! I try really hard to make people sound like they are actually speaking to one another and not just saying stilted dialogue to one another. But with this show it's easier because their voices are already so well defined. Thanks again!
Date: January 31, 2008 02:41 pm Title: Three The Hard Way
Wow! Very interesting. LOL! I love Katy, I'm glad you brought her back, awkward as it was. And Karen! Oh my goodness!
Author's Response: Yeah, poor Katy... she didn't know she was in the way of fate. I thought she should know by now... lol...
Date: January 31, 2008 07:46 am Title: Three The Hard Way
LOL! How is it that I didn't expect Karen to show up?! As always, so funny and clever : ) The best thing about your cold openings is that I can always envision them happening...and boy would I love to see this one.
Author's Response: Thanks so much! And yeah, I'd LOVE to see Jim squirm through this one... How can I derive so much pleasure from watching our hero cringe like this? lol...
Date: January 31, 2008 07:29 am Title: Three The Hard Way
Honestly! Could you imagine! Holy hell, that would be.. haha.. That would be insane. And you're right, they probably wouldn't bring in all Jim's girls.. but.. the insane akwardness and "Ohmigod" tension ISS something they would do. They don't want to make it into a Soap Opera.. which I think this cold opening would so do.. I'm curious what would happen.. hahaha. Ohmigod. Hah.
Author's Response: LOL... it's a real cringer, ain't it? I told ya,I couldn't help myself...lol...
10 [Report This]Date: January 23, 2008 03:03 pm Title: The Gift
Ah, I miss the Christmas episode too. Well, I guess I can't miss what I never had *scowls darkly* Great cold opening!
Author's Response: Thanks! And I take very little solace in that thinking as well....
Date: January 23, 2008 05:31 am Title: The Gift
Let's start by stating the obvious: you are a funny guy, kgreene, puns and all (would have been a good title, by the way). Really enjoyed this--although it makes me melancholy, missing that holiday episode that never was. WHEN this strike ends, soon I hope, we'd better get some major love from the writers to make up for the lack of Christmas merriment.
Author's Response: Yeah, really. Missing the Christmas episode really bummed me out. Hopefully soon we can all get our show back. That would be the best present off all. And thank you so much, I REALLY appreciate the very kind words...
10 [Report This]Date: January 21, 2008 07:18 pm Title: Four Stars
BEST...CHAPTER...EVER!!!!!!!!! ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Author's Response: Oh, thank you, thank you! I wanna try that again, write something a little more sexually suggestive between the two. Everyone likes that... ; ). Thanks again!
10 [Report This]Date: January 21, 2008 07:16 pm Title: Peanuts - Super-Hero Parent Killers
OMG, you know what the funniest part of this chapter is (other than the chapter itself, which is HILARIOUS) but I saw Batman Begins the other night, and I was like, woah, the Joker wasn't even in that movie! K, never mind me, it's like eleven o'clock, and I'm a little frazzled. I loved the line about Superman's planet shooting his parents XD.
Author's Response: Yeah, I was checking out Batman Begins the other night. I really like that movie. But I completely forgot that they mention Joe Chill in it. I just remembered him because I am a big comic book geek...lol...
Date: January 21, 2008 04:33 pm Title: Bag man
Ok, this had me in stitches!!!
Author's Response: Thanks!
Date: January 21, 2008 04:05 pm Title: Brothers Gonna Work It Out
Bloody hilarious! Especially the one with Stanley and Daryl.
Author's Response: Thanks a lot!
Date: January 21, 2008 03:36 pm Title: Cloverfield: The Office Review
I think that one was the best one yet! Dwight was right on.
Author's Response: Thanks!
10 [Report This]Date: January 21, 2008 02:49 pm Title: Cloverfield: The Office Review
I like the Dunder-Mifflin five minute version. I wasn't planning on seeing the movie, but after Dwight's lovely description, I think I want to now. Is that weird? Anyway, I'm glad you're back! I'm been craving one of your cold openings, and this was a great one!
Author's Response: lol... thanks! Wow, I never thought that Dwight's review would make someone go see Cloverfield. That's great! lol... and thanks. I hope to have more for you soon!
Date: January 21, 2008 10:47 am Title: Four Stars
LOL, I'll never be able to watch Citizen Kane the same way again!!!
Author's Response: Hey, thanks! Hope I didn't ruin it... lol...
Date: January 21, 2008 07:14 am Title: Cloverfield: The Office Review
kgreene, you're back! I've been missing these cold opens. As always, loved it. Glad you found something to inspire you to post : )
Author's Response: Thanks! Well, it's been a crazy last few months for me, and it's starting to settle down a bit. So I can get back to writing again. I missed it ( and you guys) too. Thanks again!
Date: January 21, 2008 06:46 am Title: Cloverfield: The Office Review
Teehee! Loved it! Welcome back, I hope there is more where that came from. I saw Cloverfield this weekend.. *shudder*.. but I really enjoy Dwight's take on it. Makes it seem less scary.
Author's Response: lol..yeah, I liked the movie... gave me a lot to think about this weekend, especially with me being a New Yorker. Thanks!
10 [Report This]Date: November 21, 2007 11:36 am Title: Brothers Gonna Work It Out
I think I almost died from lauhging like Stanley. This was great!
Author's Response: Thanks!
Date: November 21, 2007 10:15 am Title: Brothers Gonna Work It Out
Keep your pimp hand STRONG.
I literally spit out sandwich all over my poor computer when I read this. I can't stop laughing!
Author's Response: lol.. thanks so much! I'm glad you weren't eating soup. lol... I wish I could take credit for that but that's a phrase I've heard a few times before. It IS funny, though... thanks again!
10 [Report This]Date: November 21, 2007 08:08 am Title: Brothers Gonna Work It Out
Oh, Jesus, I've got tears coming out of my eyes. I can't wear mascara and read this shit. *Sigh.* It is a crime that you do not yet do this for a living.
Author's Response: Oh, thank you, Shass. Again, I wish. Between your fiction and your comments about mine, you make my day!
Date: November 21, 2007 07:21 am Title: Dummies
“Is Michael Scott gonna have to smack a bitch?” I just wet my pants. Keep 'em comin, K. You just turned my strike-induced frown upside down : )
Author's Response: lol... thanks! Yeah, I'm bummed, too. All we have is each other, right now. But with all the great writers on this site, that's not bad at all.
Date: November 15, 2007 03:30 pm Title: Schrute on a Shingle
Jim's good. Actually, you're good. Keep them coming!
Author's Response: Thanks! I've got a few more percolating... but I'm trying to work out the last act of Employee Withholding, which for some reason is proving to be very difficult. Thanks again!
Date: November 15, 2007 03:28 pm Title: Sex and the Silly
God, Michael is sooo gullible. Loved it!
Author's Response: Thanks so much!
Date: November 08, 2007 12:43 pm Title: Schrute on a Shingle
Wonderful :) Good work!
Author's Response: Winnah! Winnah! YAY! You are the 100th reviewer!! Yeah! You, our lucky contestant, will receive... uh... a congratulatory thank you note from me ( which this is) and a... uh... heartfelt invitation to.. ah... please keep reading. And to check out my other scripts... um.. YEAH! What a prize, right? I spared no expense! THANK YOU!! rnrnUm... seriously, thanks, I appreciate the kind words.rnrnThat was a good prize... right? : {rn
Date: November 08, 2007 09:59 am Title: Schrute on a Shingle
I think my favorite thing about these is the fact that it's funny all the way through, but the end is almost always something that makes me laugh out loud. seriously?
"This board won't drive itself to New York" LOL
Author's Response: Hey, thank you! I REALLY try to make it that it isn't just a joke at the end. There has to be little throw away lines in it and little characater bits that will (hopefully) make people laugh. I'm really glad you like them. Again, you folks make my days better. Thanks again!
Date: November 08, 2007 09:56 am Title: Schrute on a Shingle
I absolutely agree with Shass, K. It's talented writers like the two of you who make my work day infinitely more enjoyable. The Strike has me bummed, too. For what it's worth, I fired off two letters and an e-mail to the powers that be at NBC, etc. yesterday. It's all very frustrating. Thanks for another great installment.
Author's Response: That's great, Nanreg. I gotta do that. I signed a petition at the WGA site yesterday, but I have to do more. And thank you. You people make me feel so good about writing these things.