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Reviewer: Shassafrass Signed 10 [Report This]
Date: November 08, 2007 09:33 am Title: Schrute on a Shingle

Dude , if I were you, I'd fly out to LA, find Greg Daniels on the picket line and ask him for a job. You are really, seriously talented.

Author's Response: WOW. Thanks Shass! Not sure how receptive he would be right now...lol... That means a lot for you to say that. God, I wish. I would love nothing more than to write for this show. Well. I've taken some steps in that direction... geting myself out there. I keep hoping... Thank you, Shass. You're the best...

Reviewer: NanReg Signed [Report This]
Date: November 07, 2007 07:24 am Title: Sex and the Silly

Big BIG smile, K!  I can't imagine how you came up with this one : ) 

Author's Response: That's a good thing, because I can't either. I have NO idea where this came from...lol.. thanks!

Reviewer: overreaction Signed [Report This]
Date: November 06, 2007 10:17 pm Title: Four Stars

Brilliant. Gahh

Author's Response: Thanks!

Reviewer: overreaction Signed [Report This]
Date: November 06, 2007 10:14 pm Title: Sex and the Silly

Okay. That was HALARIOUS.

Author's Response: Thank you so much!

Reviewer: rulesofjinx Signed [Report This]
Date: November 06, 2007 10:10 pm Title: Sex and the Silly

HAHAHA!!! this is sooooo hilarious! that's got to be one of his best pranks on Michael ever! 

Author's Response: I LOVE scenes between Michael and JIm. This started out as them being in Michael's office, because one of my all-time favorite scenes is Michael and Jim switching places and jim firing him in "Halloween". Then in a deleted scene in "Local Ad" they did it again and it is HILARIOUS. I wanted to find a way to have them switch seats again but I couldn't make it work. So I just had them walking in... I guarantee more Jim/Michael scenes from me!

Reviewer: theofficeOCD Signed [Report This]
Date: November 06, 2007 06:52 pm Title: Sex and the Silly

LOL! Where do you come up with this stuff? So funny!

Author's Response: Thanks! Honestly, I have NO idea how this came about...

Reviewer: Shassafrass Signed 10 [Report This]
Date: November 06, 2007 06:20 pm Title: Sex and the Silly

So, yup, still laughing.

Author's Response: lol... peeing, too? ; )

Reviewer: I_Still_Believe Signed 10 [Report This]
Date: November 06, 2007 03:03 pm Title: Sex and the Silly

Bio-Environmental Copulation Suits! Brilliant! This chapter was hilarious!

Author's Response: Thanks so much!

Reviewer: Shassafrass Signed [Report This]
Date: November 06, 2007 03:02 pm Title: Sex and the Silly

I'm still laughing.


Author's Response: lol... you're the best.

Reviewer: Shassafrass Signed [Report This]
Date: November 06, 2007 03:00 pm Title: Sex and the Silly

You. Fucking. Rock.

This almost made me pee. That, my friend, tops "Gaffaw."

 



Author's Response: LOL... Gufffaw tops pee. Check. Thanks, Shass!

Reviewer: Big Tuna Signed [Report This]
Date: October 31, 2007 01:14 pm Title: The Invitation

Their dorkiness is so endearing. Loved it!



Author's Response: They ARE perfect for each other. Thanks!

Reviewer: theofficeOCD Signed [Report This]
Date: October 31, 2007 12:17 pm Title: The Invitation

"Let the Wookie win." and then mocking her back. Hahahaha. Man I wish these were on TV.

Author's Response: Thanks! That's the highest praise I could ask for....

Reviewer: dasani Signed [Report This]
Date: October 31, 2007 08:22 am Title: The Invitation

Heehee! Very good! I award thee with a ice cold bottle of Pepsi!

Author's Response: LOL... Wow, I wish you could... I really don't feel like going out and getting one! Thanks!

Reviewer: NanReg Signed [Report This]
Date: October 31, 2007 06:52 am Title: The Invitation

So clever, K! They just keep getting better : ) 

Author's Response: Wow, thanks!

Reviewer: dasani Signed [Report This]
Date: October 24, 2007 03:29 pm Title: Anatomy of an Office

LOL!!
100% Picture Perfect. I can completely see the entire scene and I can completely see myself open-mouthed at Michael's completely inappropriate comment and completely believe he would say it.
Have I mentioned you're good?
Where is your script?
Where is your script?
Where is your script?
:D

Author's Response: Lol... It's up! It really is! It's called Employee Withholding! Gah! Stop yelling at me!!! lol... Thanks so much!

Reviewer: Big Tuna Signed [Report This]
Date: October 24, 2007 01:31 pm Title: Anatomy of an Office

Genius, like always!



Author's Response: Aw, thanks!

Reviewer: Cousin Mose Signed [Report This]
Date: October 24, 2007 10:18 am Title: Anatomy of an Office

Sorry for the double post here, but I didn't know where else to contact you. :) The story in question was called "The Lottery."

You can delete this post if you like. No hard feelings. :) 



Author's Response: lol... no, I'll keep it. Keep on double posting... lol... And I will check that story out... thanks!

Reviewer: Cousin Mose Signed 8 [Report This]
Date: October 24, 2007 09:38 am Title: Anatomy of an Office

Very funny cold opening! I enjoy these script formats, and wish more people would write them.

Your talking heads with Michael and Jim reminded me of a talking head I wrote for Michael once in a story I did. And, if you'll pardon the personal indulgence, I'll share it here:

Michael: Who is the heart of this office, you ask? Well, as boss, it’s definitely me. But just because I’m the heart that doesn’t mean that there aren’t lots of other important organs here as well. So I’m the heart, and Kevin’s the stomach and Dwight’s the…I don’t know…the spleen? And that would make Jim and Pam sort of like the uh… lungs? The kidneys, maybe?

He thinks hard about this.

Michael: Or, no…how about this. Maybe I’m the brain and Jim and Pam are the heart….Except, no… you don’t have two hearts. Wait, am I the brain?

So, I guess great minds think alike, huh? :)

Great job! 



Author's Response: lol.. that's very funny! I think I like it better than mine... what story is that? I'd like to read it. And maybe your great mind and my defective, cloudy mind think alike.... which is not a good sign for you. : ) Thanks!

Reviewer: aggiegurl22 Signed 10 [Report This]
Date: October 24, 2007 12:05 am Title: Early

This:

MICHAEL
     Wow… it’s the Dunder-Mifflin production of
     Beauty and the Beast! (laughs to camera)
     Beauty and Tobeast!
     (laughs again, then points at camera)
     Don’t sue me, Disney. Seriously, though…
     You really know how to ruin a morning, Toby.

is GOLD!!! XD Seriously, these openings are show-calibre! Bravo!



Author's Response: Thanks so much! I hope to keep writing and I hope you keep enjoying!

Reviewer: kaystar Signed 8 [Report This]
Date: October 23, 2007 07:30 pm Title: Honest Abe Vs. Mighty Mouse

"I thought you were going to say Lincoln Log."  Funniest line I've read in a while. Totally cracked me up!

Author's Response: Thanks! I'm glad you got a kick out of it!

Reviewer: kaystar Signed 8 [Report This]
Date: October 23, 2007 07:08 pm Title: Bag man

This was so perfect!  So perfectly Michael, and such a perfect description of trying to open plastic bags! And I laughed out loud at his meal falling right through the bag and breaking apart on the floor.  Great job!

Author's Response: Thanks! I imagine the look he would get on his face... where he kinda tilts his head and stares into the camera with that silly stare...lol.. That would be funny. Thanks again!

Reviewer: dasani Signed [Report This]
Date: October 23, 2007 03:26 pm Title: Honest Abe Vs. Mighty Mouse

Hey there - it's me again. Just thought I'd let ya know this..
After reading and submitting a review, I chose one of your chapters (Wacked, I believe) and I forward that on to a co-worker AND my husband.

They both thought this was an extra from a DVD or something from the next episode. They really thought it was the real thing! Your writing protrays the characters SO MUCH LIKE the current real writers.

I just wanted to tell you this. Please don't stop!

Author's Response: Wow. Thank you! That is a really great compliment. I really try to have these characters voices in your head as you read; it's important to me to have it as close to the personalities of these crazy people as possible. I'm glad that you agree and I thank you for having others read these little bits. Thanks again!

Reviewer: Big Tuna Signed [Report This]
Date: October 23, 2007 02:07 pm Title: Honest Abe Vs. Mighty Mouse

Mighty Mouse? How do you come up with these? Loved it!

Author's Response: lol.. You know... I have NO idea how or why that came to me. I'm just dopey that way... Thanks!

Reviewer: dasani Signed [Report This]
Date: October 23, 2007 11:35 am Title: Honest Abe Vs. Mighty Mouse

I've read all your cold openings in one sit (17 so far). My first reaction: laughing out loud (my co-workers think I'm nuts!!). My second reaction: I had to register to this site just to give you more great reviews.

THIS IS AWESOME! /end Kevin.

Author's Response: Wow. I know I make a lot of jokes when I answer these reviews but seriously... I sincerely thank you for that. I can't believe you registered just to say that. Wow. And I'm happy that you got a kick out of them, that's my job! Thank's again!

Reviewer: rulesofjinx Signed [Report This]
Date: October 23, 2007 10:28 am Title: Honest Abe Vs. Mighty Mouse

wow. gotta love that FNB. she's pretty darn awesome! also, seriously? mighty mouse? that seems like a little much even for... oh wait. no. it makes perfect sense. we are talking about Micheal Scott here... great chapter! 

Author's Response: lol...Yup. Whenever I think I have just gone TOO far with the nonsense... I reflect on EXACTLY who I am writing. You can ALMOST get away with anything concerning Michael.... Thanks!

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