Date: November 10, 2009 09:56 am Title: Child Proof
"Thank Pam, Jim...I didn't have sex with you."
*snicker*
i love how jill makes dwight melt. babies have special powers.
Date: August 15, 2008 02:46 pm Title: Child Proof
LMAO at Dwight, you wrote them perfectly
Date: April 26, 2007 04:39 am Title: Child Proof
That was such a cool chapter! And so believable! Another amazing chapter! And i loved the end: "That's why he's on the list." Really awesome.
Date: April 24, 2007 11:43 pm Title: Child Proof
Aww. I love Dwight in this! He's so...well, so Dwight.
By the way, I've been reading this story and shamelessly not leaving reviews, because I was going to just wait until the end, but I have to say you've written Jim and Pam as such a normal, believable--yet completely sweet and funny and romantic--couple in this story, that I'm absolutely hooked. Great job. Really wonderful.
Author's Response: Yay!!! Glad I have a reader i didn't realize I had! haha. Thanks so much for responding! I try and write each installment so that it could potentially stand-alone and not need to be read as part of the series, so don't be shy about responding before it's done! Glad you're hooked now! ;-) Thanks so much for the feedback!
Date: April 08, 2007 08:16 pm Title: Child Proof
OH MY GOOD GOD WOMAN! Daddy Jim makes me freaking melt! I love Dwight/Jim grudging respect scenes...and this was just great! Like aww great! I like totally want the show to fast forward a couple years because I have complete faith this WILL BE the future!
And as an aside, I have no children at the moment but I have been known to when my nephew was only abotu 5 months old to sneak him non-solid foods that my sister would freak at...there was no formal "NO-Toby" list (yes, he's 3 now and not named after our beloved HR rep) but I swear he loved the peanutbutter ice cream! And now he eats at all the time when he visits... So I totally love the whole Jim sneaking pudding and jello...warms my heart...
I love this series over all so much! I think you have Jim and Pam down completely! And unlike some other baby fics (which I enjoy) I feel like this would be most what they'd be like as parents. Also I would just like to say thanks for enlightening us on how old Jill is... (she's my favorite JAM baby...don't tell) :-)
Well I should rap this little gush up, so keep up the good work I love your stuff...
Author's Response: awww! Tizzy you're awesome! Thanks so much for all the props! BTW, it's not too late for a No-Toby list. lmao. Your compliments are so awesome. I'm glad I could entertain and I'm also glad that Jim and Pam are coming off as realistic parents in this series. My greatest wish is that Greg Daniels would see how fun it could be ::sigh:: alas, it is not to be.
Date: April 06, 2007 04:29 am Title: Child Proof
What is she...an invalid?
This was genius and especially good due to last night's Jim and Dwight interaction. So much about your Dwight voice was amazing. And as always - you have Jim's voice down.
"If I have daughters I'm going to forbid them to menstruate, so..."
"Wow how about you go back to checking my electrical outlets."
So funny. Awesome job!
Author's Response: Thanks xoxoxo, so glad you enjoyed it! Jim and Dwight are just so much freaking fun to write!
Date: April 05, 2007 04:16 pm Title: Child Proof
Wow, who would have thought that Dwight-with-baby is almost as cute as Pam-and-Jim-with-baby? His greeting of "Hello tiny one." was just perfect, and I loved his diligence at checking that everything was safe for her. And that he was moved to near-tears at Jill's adorableness! Awwww!
Also, awesome and hilarious return of the No Jill list :D Jim attempting to explain some of those things is too funny.
Author's Response: hehehe...I'm sure the No-Jill list has not made it's last appearance! I love that you love Dwight with the baby as much as Jim and Pam, as I'm sure we haven't seen the last of him either. :-) Thanks!!!
Date: April 05, 2007 03:38 pm Title: Child Proof
Aw! That was funny and cute. I love your Baby Talk series. I can't stop smiling at Jim being the protective daddy to Jill and also being exasperated about Dwight trying to child-proof his home. Thank you for another wonderful addition.
Author's Response: Thanks Kat! I would kill to see Jim as a daddy. I know it won't happen...but still. Thankfully the fanfic world can correct reality errors. lol
Date: April 05, 2007 11:19 am Title: Child Proof
Oh dear lord, this is friggin hilarious! I LOVE it! Oh, and this: "Thank Pam, Jim...I didn't have sex with you." Oh, Dwight. You totally nailed his voice, and his interactions with Jim. Seriously, this is an awesome chapter. The No-Jill list! Love it love it love it.
Author's Response: Thanks Mcmuffins I love, love, love your review!!! That Dwight is such a freak and I think he's hilarious so I'm glad everyone enjoyed his appearance!
Date: April 05, 2007 09:20 am Title: Child Proof
Yup, still in love with this series...and now it includes one of my favorite things: Jim/Dwight conversations. Love their list - the randomness of Nicholas Cage (somehow perfect!) and pickles...hee. And, of course, how utterly sweet and joyful Jim is with his bambina. Even a funny/touching Jim/Dwight moment to boot. Could you please continue this up until, say, Jill's in high school? (Title could become 'Adolescent Talk.')
Author's Response: hehehe, thanks Colette. I'm glad it's still entertaining for everyone. Just hit 10 chapters and I'm wondering how long it will continue to be amusing. Hopefully when the time comes I'll be ready to move on completely or move on to Baby Talk: The College Years. ROFL. And I'm afraid my irrational dislike of Nicholas Cage seeped into my story...lol
Date: April 05, 2007 06:54 am Title: Child Proof
Hee! I love this series!!! More proof that Jam happy & together is still comedy gold, so they can just get over this stupid triangle business already!
Author's Response: AMEN! Pass that on to Greg Daniels will ya?! Thanks for the feedback Lisahoo
Date: April 05, 2007 06:30 am Title: Child Proof
This totally made my morning! Best morning of the new office ever!!!!
This was just perfect. Great Jim/Dwight. Great Jill. Wonderful No Jill List (not that I am biased or anything!)
And really, do I want to know how Dwight would be as a parent. Nope. Not with that forbidding them to menestrate. Between him and Angela, those kids wouldn't have a chance!
Loved it!!!!!!!
Author's Response: Thank YOU EmilyHalpert for the Dwight on the No-Jill list idea! Totally inspired me.....Yeah, I can NOT imagine what little Dwangelas might be like.
Date: April 05, 2007 06:14 am Title: Child Proof
This is fantastic. So, so funny, and your Jim and Dwight voices are really great.
I love the No Jill list, how many things are on it. I love how Dwight with no children is coming over to be the childproofing expert! The whole bit at the door ("Jim...I can tell it's you. Open the door.") is priceless, very Jim and Dwight.
This is just lovely and fun.
Author's Response: THanks so much Too Late Kev! Glad you enjoyed the Jim/Dwight banter. Dwight is just a lot of fun to write - especially when he's annoying Jim.
Date: April 05, 2007 12:22 am Title: Child Proof
Marry me!
Your Dwight was the best I've ever read. Not just the best Dwight I've ever read--just the best thing I've ever read. HILARIOUS. I must have laughed out loud twenty times, and I am not exaggerating. Jesus, you are amazing at writing realistic, hilarious dialogue!
My favorite part:
"Buttons, paint, paint brushes, knives, forks, breasts -
Jim reached up to scratch the back of his head, then pointed to the list. "That's a little hard to explain..."
I literally guffawed. So, so good.
Author's Response: hahaha! I accept your proposal Shan. However...only if you vow to supply me with chapters of T&C for the next 40 years or whatever. lol. Your feedback was hilarious so I'm glad my story was too!
Date: April 04, 2007 11:23 pm Title: Child Proof
Just all kinds of adorable. Seriously. I feel like I just got wrapped up in a really nice blanket. Random, I know, but it's true. Please update soon!
Author's Response: Random, but wonderful. What a great comment. I think I LIKE making you feel that way! Thanks for the review!
10 [Report This]Date: April 04, 2007 11:16 pm Title: Child Proof
OH. MY. GOSH. If i weren't so tired, i'd be rolling on the floor right now. TOOO funny. LOVE the descriptions of Jill's expressions, all the items on the No Jill list, Dwight, Jim and Dwight, the banter, EVERYTHING. Especially this:
"There was a recall-"
"On Jill?"
I died. Then revived again to finish the story. ^____^
Author's Response: Oh StarShine you just quoted one of my own favorite lines from the story! Thanks!....also, glad you were able to be revived!!!
Date: April 04, 2007 11:07 pm Title: Child Proof
"Hello tiny one!"
Yay! Great Jim/Dwight interaction and Jim/Jill and Jill/Dwight! Great dialogue. So happy!
Author's Response: That line just always stuck with me when he said it in Bring Your Daughter Work Day during Season 2. Thought it was so hilarious! Glad it worked here.
Date: April 04, 2007 10:36 pm Title: Child Proof
Jim is the CUTEST daddy EVER!
I love this fic! I was so happy to see it updated!
Author's Response: Do you not just want to EAT him up when he's in daddy mode....or any mode for that matter? DELICIOUS. Thanks for the review!
Date: April 04, 2007 10:15 pm Title: Child Proof
Brilliant Jim and Dwight dialogue! You had me rolling with laughter.
Author's Response: Thanks Paper Jam! If I've got you rolling that's the best compliment!
Date: April 04, 2007 10:13 pm Title: Child Proof
Wow, what a pleasnt surprise this was! Lots of laughs..."Don't come crying to me when their cycles begin to coincide"...awesome. Great job capturing creepy but still somewhat good hearted Dwight
Author's Response: Thanks Brokenloon! So glad you enjoyed it! Dwight is so much freaking fun to write!