He dreamed once he walked up to the crescent moon and picked it up and walked into the office and saw Michael there smiling and he went up and with the moon he made Michael’s blood flow across the office and then he sat down and went about his work, going through expense reports and mediating his coworker’s problems all the while Michael lay on the ground with the moon in his throat and when it was time to go home they stepped over the body and when he woke that morning there was a strange smile on his lips.