From the fertile minds of BitterPill, LiberryLady, and TooLateKev come sixteen nouns.
Karen. Dwight. Farm tools. Jewelry. Pleated polyester pants. Legal pads. Jar of pickled beets. Giant pandas at the zoo. Hair curlers. 70s AM radio. "Agree to disagree." Toby/Darryl story based on The Negotiation, a playground, evening, Buckaroo Banzai and... Laffy Taffy.
Honestly, the story just writes itself.