“My friend’s got a girlfriend and he’s got an itch, he tells me everyday…”

“Claire, what’re you singing?”

“‘Why Don’t You Go Find Rob?’”

“…And who sings that song?”

“The Offspring.”

“That’s what I thought. You heard that from…?”

“Mr. Michael.”

He sighs, shakes his head,

“Did you find Rob yet?”

“No, daddy.”

“Continue, then..."