Author's Chapter Notes:
Yay!! It's back up!!! But I KNEW this would happen! I wrote an Andy/Angela cold opening the week before last and I wanted to get it in 'cause I KNEW they were gonna have those two doing something. Damn. Well, I'm still gonna put this in... Andy is a little more of a prick here than he's been so far this season. Pretend this was the Cold Opening for last nights episode... or last weeks...
INT. THE KITCHEN
Angela stands in the kitchen staring into the fridge. She is obviously distracted. Andy comes up behind her and clears his throat.
ANDY
Ah… Hello, Angela.
ANGELA
(sadly)
Hi.
ANDY
You know… I just want to say… I’m
really sorry about Sprinkles.
ANGELA
Andy… I… I really appreciate your kind
words… but that is the fourth time you’ve
said that.
ANDY
I… I… know. But I feel so deeply about
it… about your loss. So… it just keeps
coming out… from the heart.
Angela starts to mist up. Andy reaches for her and Angela
actually gives him a tentative hug. She is crying now and Andy gently rubs her back.
ANDY(VOICEOVER)
I think I see an opportunity here…
for love.
ANDY TALKING HEAD
ANDY
I’ve seen another side to Angela. Beneath
that cold exterior is a (beat) cold… interior.
BUT even beneath the cold interior I’ve seen
a warm and soft… um… sub… terior. (beat) O.K.,
Angela’s like a parking garage, alright? The
first two levels are cold. Concrete and steel.
You don’t want to be there. But the third level
down? That’s where all the heat is. The passion.
The WANT.(beat)And THAT… is where Andy Bernard
will park his Xterra.
(smiles cockily)
