INT. THE OFFICE-KITCHEN

Pam and Jim are speaking and laughing quietly when Michael enters.

MICHAEL(smiling)
There they are! My two favorite lovebirds!
Didn’t you two get enough of each last night?

JIM
Michael…

MICHAEL
Oh, I’m sorry… (looks at the camera)
Are we still keeping the whole gettin’
busy thing on the D.L.? (pause) Hughley.
(laughs) Funny Bro-THA.

PAM
So, Michael…(smiles at Jim evilly)
how’s Jan?

Michael’s shoulders visibly sag and
he saddens instantly.

MICHAEL(shaking head)
STILL job hunting… supposedly. And she
can be such a… last night I got the movie
300 on Netflix. And she refused to watch it!
Refused!(pause)Alright, I admit, it’s not a chick
flick. Probably not your speed either, Pam.
You should avoid it, too.

PAM
Thanks, Michael. You saved me.

JIM
So, uh… You didn’t watch it, huh?

MICHAEL(quietly)
No… it’s not fair. Seriously, how can anyone
not want to see that? Three hundred sweaty
Romans fighting millions of… who are they
fighting, anyway? Africans?

JIM
Persians.

MICHAEL
Wait… they’re fighting cats?!? No way!!

Jim and Pam glance at each other, ready
to jump on this opportunity.

PAM
Yes, they are fighting millions and
millions of trained killer cats.

MICHAEL
But… I thought I saw them fighting men in
the trailer…

JIM
Well, the cats are just the first wave.

PAM
Then comes the monkeys…

JIM
Then the red fire ants…

PAM
Then the… uh… rabid female dingoes.
(looks at Jim)
The bitch is the more dangerous
of the breed.

This almost kills Jim. He turns his back to Michael
and pretends to look into the refrigerator.

PAM
And THEN the men show up.

MICHAEL
HOLY CRAP. I have GOT to see this movie! Wow!

Michael leaves the kitchen. Jim refuses to come out of
the fridge but you see his body convulsing in laughter.
Pam leans on him and covers her face, laughing as well.