INT. THE KITCHEN
Jim walks in to the kitchen and over to the sink.
Kevin is already there.
JIM
Hey, Kev.
KEVIN
Hey, Jim… DUDE! Guess who I ran
into last night?
JIM
Uhhhhh… dunno. Who?
KEVIN
I’ll give you a hint.(slowly)
She sold some purses here… and you
had sex with her.
JIM(looking up)
Hm. Um… wow, Kev. That’s a
toughie. Can I have another clue?
KEVIN
Dude. Katy. It was Katy.
JIM
Oh.
KEVIN
And she was looking HOT, Jim!
Twice as hot as before. I HAD
to tell her that.
JIM(smiling)
How did she, um… take your
compliment?
KEVIN
Oh, she was fine with it.(beat)
Stacy got kinda mad though.
There’s an awkward pause.
KEVIN
But she, uh… she asked about you.
JIM
Ok.
KEVIN
So I filled her in. I told her that you
kissed Pam and then Pam called off her
wedding but you had left for Stamford.
Then you came back with a hot co-worker
that you were seeing and then Roy tried
to attack you ‘cause you kissed his girl
and broke up his wedding and then you
went with Karen to New York and dumped
her there and then hooked up with Pam.
JIM(after a pause)
Wow. You, uh… really got her
all caught up, huh?
KEVIN(smiling)
Yeah. It was good seeing her.
JIM TALKING HEAD
JIM
You know, I used to think that running
into Katy might be a little… uncomfort-
able. Awkward. Now… now I’m just plain
scared.