INT. THE OFFICE-KITCHEN
Jim and Pam are leaning against the counter, talking.
PAM
(laughing)
He actually believes that?
JIM
Yep.
PAM
There's gotta be at least.... eight different pranks
in there.
JIM
(laughing)
OH, yeah.
Just then Michael enters. He smiles at both Jim and Pam and then bends down to talk to Pam's belly.
MICHAEL
(loudly)
HELLO! HELLO IN THERE!
(lower to Pam)
You think the baby can hear me?
PAM
(dryly)
I think Heidi Klum's baby can hear you.
MICHAEL
(getting coffee)
Wow. I still can't believe it. Pam
has a pig in a blanket.
JIM
Um.. I think you mean bun in the oven.
MICHAEL
No, I mean pig in a blanket. Haven't you
heard that before?
JIM
Yes. At parties. You eat pigs in a blanket.
MICHAEL
Whoa, whoa! What are you a cannibal?
(laughs to camera then looks at Pam)
Wow, you better watch this kid around
Mike Tyson over here. Buns, ovens,
babies... He's already got a recipe!
JIM
What... are we talking about?
MICHAEL
Hey, you said it, not me.
(bends down to yell at Pam's stomach)
SEE YA, BABY! STEER CLEAR OF
DADDY! HE'S A FREAK!
JIM
Very nice.
Michael leaves. Jim shakes his head to the camera and then looks at a pouting Pam.
PAM
(holding her stomach protectively)
He called our baby a pig.
JIM
(putting arm around Pam)
Ignore him.
(beat, then pats Pam's stomach)
Both of you.
Author's Chapter Notes:
I actually wrote this about three weeks ago but posted it only on the Life in the Office Forum because it had to do with the baby and I don't like to be out of show continuity too much. I figured I would hold on to it but I didn't expect to be using it THIS quickly. They got the whole "Office guys knowing about the baby" stuff outta the way fast.
So this was a short C/O that came to me one morning. Hope you like!
