JHalpert: Hi!
PBeesly: Hey.
JHalpert: How’s it going?
PBeesly: Ok I guess.
JHalpert: ‘I guess’… I have a problem with ‘I guess’… because when you say ‘I guess’, it completely cancels out the first part of the sentence as being legitimate.
PBeesly: Huh?
JHalpert: It means I don’t believe you Beesly.
PBeesly: Oh I just had a pretty crappy day that’s all.
JHalpert: And…
PBeesly: And my art teacher hates me and we’re finally engaged and I don’t get to see you for ages and I don’t really see the point in doing my next major because I’ll probably fail and I’m thinking maybe I should just come home…
JHalpert: Wow, high school flashback or what?
PBeesly: I know right? Especially the engaged part.
JHalpert: Ignoring that…
PBeesly: Good boy.
JHalpert: I have something that should cheer you up though.
PBeesly: Oh my God is there a site where you can download fiancés or something?
JHalpert: There is… but your fiancé would be Russian.
PBeesly: Ooooh. I’ll think about it.
JHalpert: Ok ignoring that too.
PBeesly: What a good fiancé.
JHalpert: Ok I’m at home – Dwight’s staying late. Wanna see something cool?
PBeesly: Totally!
JHalpert: Ok, ready?
PBeesly: Ready.
JHalpert: Please don’t get a Russian husband.
PBeesly: Jim!
JHalpert: Not what I was planning to say – ok getting it now.
DKSchrute has been added to the conversation.
PBeesly: Hey Dwight how’s it going?
DKSchrute: Hll Pm – DMMT JM!
JHalpert: Hey Dwight – where are your vowels?
PBeesly: Oh my god!
DKSchrute: Wht dd y d??
JHalpert: What did I do? I don’t know what you’re talking about… looks like you’re missing a few key letters there though.
DKSchrute: Tht s dfcmnt f cmpny prprty!
PBeesly: I love you!
JHalpert: I know how you feel Pam. I love me too.
DKSchrute: Whr r thy!!
JHalpert: Where are what Dwight be more specific.
DKSchrute: Whr dd y hd my vwls?!
PBeesly: Letters – what letters are you missing?!
DKSchrute: cnt shw y!
JHalpert: So you’re missing a C, an N, a T, S, H, W and a Y.
DKSchrute: N!
PBeesly: You really need that N huh?
DKSchrute: N!
PBeesly: Ok! The N is your top priority! Got it!
JHalpert: Come on, think Dwight. Where did you last see them?
DKSchrute: JM!!
PBeesly: Maybe you should retrace your steps?
JHalpert: Excellent idea Pam that always works.
DKSchrute: Whr r thy?!
PBeesly: Where were they last time you used them – in the kitchen?
JHalpert: The parking lot?
PBeesly: Bathroom?
JHalpert: Oh man what if they fell in the toilet!
PBeesly: Or worse - in the outhouse!
JHalpert: Oh nasty!
DKSchrute: Why wld s thm n th ths!! Yr s stpd!!
PBeesly: Stupid?
JHalpert: Hey I’m not the one who lost the keys buddy.
PBeesly: Don’t take your anger out on us Dwight. It’s not our fault.
DKSchrute: Ys t s! ‘m tllng Mchl!
JHalpert: Hey I did not notice how many vowels there are in ‘Michael’.
PBeesly: Hey me neither.
JHalpert: It’s almost half the word.
PBeesly: Wow! Crazy!
DKSchrute: Yr s frd!!
JHalpert: Hey Dwight, what’s the name of that really important client who you have to talk to through email?… Aaron?… Ian?
PBeesly: Uma?
JHalpert: Anna?
DKSchrute: Whn gt hld f y Jm m gng t kll y!
JHalpert: Sorry I did not get one word of that.
DKSchrute: m gng t kll y!
PBeesly: What are you speaking Chinese or something?
JHalpert: Gongs… is it something to do with gongs?
DKSchrute: N!!
PBeesly: Night gongs?!
JHalpert: Night gongs? What are they like giant Chinese alarm clocks?
PBeesly: Hey who guesses ‘gong’ in the first place?
DKSchrute: Dmnd y tll m whr thy r!!
JHalpert: Thy… Shakespeare? Where for art thou?
PBeesly: Juliet says that Romeo.
JHalpert: Hey that’s the only line I know!
DKSchrute: Dd y t thm?!
JHalpert: Did you… tie them.
DKSchrute: Tht dsnt mk sns!
PBeesly: Did you… tea them.
DKSchrute: Wht s wrng wth y?!
JHalpert: Whit so wrang wath ye?
PBeesly: Jeez Dwight that doesn’t making sense.
JHalpert: Yeah what is wrong with you?
DKSchrute: RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
DKSchrute has left the conversation.
PBeesly: OH MY GOD THAT WAS AWESOME!!
JHalpert: I KNOW!!
PBeesly: Add him back in. You have to!
DKSchrute has been added to the conversation.
JHalpert: How’s it going Dwight?
PBeesly: I’m having a little trouble with your last comment Dwight. Question: By ‘RRRRRRR’, did you mean - you really like Little Red Riding Hood.
DKSchrute: N PM!
JHalpert: Or, playing Red Rover.
PBeesly: Oh I love that game!
DKSchrute: N! Ht Rd Rvr!
JHalpert: You prefer Hat Red Rover.
PBeesly: Ooo I like hats!
DKSchrute: RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
DKSchrute has left the conversation.
JHalpert: I don’t know about you but I think I’m starting to see a pattern here.
PBeesly: I LOVE YOU!
JHalpert: Yeah?
PBeesly: You are by FAR the awesomest fiancé anyone could EVER have!
JHalpert: Well, don’t mean to brag or anything but…you’re probably right.
PBeesly: Best. Conversation. Ever!
JHalpert: Feeling better?
PBeesly: Jim! That was the best. Conversation. EVER!!
JHalpert: I’ll take that as a yes.
PBeesly: Seriously is there a way to download you to New York?
JHalpert: Hey, here’s an idea, let’s ask Dwight!
PBeesly: I LOVE YOU!
DKSchrute has been added to the conversation.
JHalpert: Hey Dwight we have a question.
DKSchrute: RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!
