JHalpert: Ok. You have to stop looking at me like that.

PBeesly: Looking at you like what?

JHalpert: Like someone died or something.

JHalpert: You know the scarf doesn’t help. You don’t need it anymore.

PBeesly: I like it.

JHalpert: Ok. But I took off the beret when the meeting finished.

PBeesly: You mean it fell off when you hung your head in shame and were asked to leave?

JHalpert: Same thing.

PBeesly: It’s kind of not.

JHalpert: Well how was I supposed to know Angela wasn’t the main character of Angela’s Ashes?

PBeesly: Reading it might have helped a tiny bit.

JHalpert: I’m just saying. Naming a book Angela’s Ashes and neither her or the ashes being the main character is false advertising.

PBeesly: Hmm… again. It’s really not.

JHalpert: Anyway. Looking forward to next month. The Da Vinci Code. Classic.

PBeesly: Oh you’re not coming back.

JHalpert: I’m sorry?

PBeesly: Oscar told you. You’re not coming back.

JHalpert: Yeah but… aren’t you going to fight a little bit?

PBeesly: You knew the rules Jim and you ignored them.

JHalpert: You sound like a principal or something.

PBeesly: Well I’m sorry Jim but we are going to have to expel you.

JHalpert: I can’t believe it!

PBeesly: Believe it Halpert.

JHalpert: It’s Toby, isn’t it? That bowtie got to you. You’re cheating on me.

PBeesly: I’m sorry. I couldn’t resist.

JHalpert: I knew it!

JHalpert: So the beret meant nothing?

PBeesly: I will always cherish our time together. But the accent got to me.

JHalpert: Oh come on! The accent was incredibly sexy! Oscar was ready to pounce I’m sure of it!

PBeesly: Yeah that’s why he wanted you to stop right?

JHalpert: He was confused Pam. He didn’t know what he was saying.

PBeesly: Because Oscar’s a very confused man isn’t he Jim?

JHalpert: Well take a look at me Pam. I personally don’t blame him.

PBeesly: You’re just saying this so you hear how good you looked in that beret, aren’t you?

JHalpert: I haven’t heard what I wanted Pam.

PBeesly: You looked very… Irish.

JHalpert: Damn right I did. Don’t forget that Beesly.

JHalpert: You know I’m a little disappointed my girlfriend isn’t backing me up.

PBeesly: James!

JHalpert: James??

PBeesly: I’m feeling Finer today, shut up.

JHalpert: I’m telling you, it’s the scarf. It’s changed you. Would non-scarfed Pam tell me to shut up?

JHalpert: Don’t answer that.

PBeesly: Do you really feel disappointed with me?

JHalpert: Oh yeah Pam. I’m heart broken. You know what? I might just go straight home tonight. Forget the date.

PBeesly: Well your car is at my place Halpert so suck it.

JHalpert: Damn it!

PBeesly: Hey but did you want me to fight for you?

JHalpert: Pam, did you seriously think I would read that book? Tell me the truth I won’t be mad.

PBeesly: Ok… no.

JHalpert: Oh my God! What a horrible girlfriend! Where’s the faith Pam? Where is it?!

JHalpert: Kidding. Should have seen your face.

PBeesly: I hate you!

JHalpert: You’re so cute!

PBeesly: I am not!

JHalpert: You have to know that scarf is incredibly sexy.

PBeesly: …Well ok you’re right about that.

JHalpert: Wow. You really like that scarf, don’t you Beesly?!

PBeesly: Ok. Whatever happened to the guy saying exactly what he meant in a relationship? What happened to that?

JHalpert: Don’t you know?

PBeesly: Is that code for ‘I have ovaries’ or something Jim?

JHalpert: Whoa! I would be mad… if I wasn’t so proud of you right now.

PBeesly: I hate you.

JHalpert: I love you!

PBeesly: I love you too.

And they can’t stop smiling that adorable JAM smile they do so well.