“Okay, so I made you the best gift.”

“Made?” Kelly asked skeptically. She wasn’t stupid; she knew the best gifts were store-bought.

“Yeah, I Be-Jeweled them myself.”

“What are they?”

“Four headbands!”

“I don’t think Be-Jeweling is very seventies.”

“Au contraire. My mom bought that Be-Jeweler to decorate my baby blanket, and it’s still perfect to sleep with.”