I have never, ever, owned anything having anything to do with or associated with the Office characters, it's writers, or the lovely network that is their home.

By the by...the closer it gets to midnight, the bigger idiot I am. Like a Gremlin...So, I just wanted to correct my huge oversight:

Sweetpea thanks for being the BEST beta on Earth.  This little one-shot probably would have never seen the light of day without ya!