JHalpert: Pam-a-lamma-ding-dong!
PBeesly: Don't.
JHalpert: Makin' copies!
PBeesly: I'm still not making any copies.
JHalpert: Looks like someone's got a case of the Mondays.
PBeesly: I will hurt you.
JHalpert: A case of the Michaels?
PBeesly: That's more like it.
JHalpert: Jan's here!
PBeesly: The ice queen cometh!
PBeesly: Roll out the blue carpet!
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JHalpert: So you actually do not watch Trading Spouses.
PBeesly: Never have, most likely never will.
JHalpert: And yet this is coming from someone that watches guys who overuse the word "fabulous" and speak in the third person while a creepy old guy tries to be 40 years younger than he really is.
PBeesly: Don't you dare insult Project Runway. Project Runway didn't do anything to you.
PBeesly: How do you know that anyway?
JHalpert: What?
PBeesly: Oh my God. You watch Project Runway.
JHalpert: What?! I do not!
PBeesly: You totally do! You do watch it!
JHalpert is away.
PBeesly: Don't run from the truth, Jim.
Auto Response from JHalpert: I do not watch Project Runway. Michael conference, whee!
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JHalpert is back from away.
PBeesly: So what did Michael want?
JHalpert: For me to do his only difficult job ever.
PBeesly: So is Dwight doing it not?
JHalpert: Of course.
PBeesly: What's the job?
JHalpert: Assigning the health care plan.
PBeesly: Oh, JHalpertm. God, no.
JHalpert: What?
PBeesly: He's probably only going to give us permission to go to free clinics.
JHalpert: Yeah right, it's his health plan, too.
PBeesly: I once overheard him saying he make his own Tylonel.
JHalpert: Oh, no.
PBeesly: Here comes the memo...
JHalpert: No dental, no nothing. I am so sorry.
PBeesly: Say it out loud.
JHalpert: What?
PBeesly: Tell me you are sorry out loud. I want other people to hear you say it.
JHalpert: There, now Angela is giving me even harsher looks than usual and Dwight is just staring at me from his "workspace." Are you happy now?
PBeesly: Insanely.
PBeesly: Let's go complain. I just lost my Solitaire game.
JHalpert: Let's do it.
JHalpert has signed off.
PBeesly has signed off.
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JHalpert has signed on.
PBeesly has signed on.
PBeesly: Oh, I forgot to ask: How do you spell that teeth-dripping disease?
JHalpert: You mean S-P-O-N-T-A-N-E-O-U-S D-E-N-T-A-L H-Y-D-R-O-P-L-O-S-I-O-N?
PBeesly: Thank you :-)
JHalpert: No problem.
JHalpert: How many STDs should I try to put on Michael's form while he's gone?
PBeesly: If you get ten I'll buy you a grape soda.
JHalpert: Done.
Auto Response from JHalpert: Important paper business.
JHalpert is back from away.
PBeesly: So how many did you get in?
PBeesly: Oh, God, do not say "that's what she said."
JHalpert: That's what she said.
PBeesly: I am so dissapointed.
JHalpert: You wouldn't be able to help yourself, either.
PBeesly: Oh, yeah? Prove it.
JHalpert: Fine, I will. I bet you won't be able to hold out for this long, though.
JHalpert: Nothing?
JHalpert: Come on, Pam, don't make this longer and harder than it needs to be.
PBeesly: THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID.
PBeesly: Dammit!
JHalpert: I'm awesome.
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JHalpert: Did you enjoy your ice cream sandwich?
PBeesly: No, but I'm almost positive the trash can did.
PBeesly: Did you enjoy your grape soda?
Jhalpert: Have I ever not enjoyed a grape soda?
PBeesly: This is true.
JHalpert: Oh, boy, a meeting with Dwight!
PBeesly: Yay.
P has signed off.
JHalpert has signed off.
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JHalpert has signed on to Mobile IM.
PBeesly has signed on to Mobile IM.
JHalpert: Michael is so lame.
PBeesly: What was the big surprise?
JHalpert: I'll tell you what it wasn't: existent.
PBeesly: Funsies.
JHalpert: Yep. Tons. Why didn't you stick around to find out?
PBeesly: Oh, I had to meet Roy early, he's gotten kinda mad lately when I've been late to meet him at the warehouse.
JHalpert: Oh, okay. Well, I have to go bang my head against the wall and remind myself that I will not have to work with Michael and Dwight forever.
PBeesly: As long as there is a God.
JHalpert: Exactly.
PBeesly: Have fun, Halpert.
JHalpert: See you tomorrow, Beesly.
PBeesly has signed off of Mobile IM.
JHalpert has signed off of Mobile IM.
Author's Chapter Notes:
Yes, it has indeed been forever since my latest installment, and for that I apologize, but here is the latest chapter of Communications! I really do hope you enjoy it. Title comes from Bottle It Up by Sarah Bareilles. And don't get confused, it doesn't really pertain to the chapter, so just interpret it however you want. :)
Chapter End Notes:
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