JHalpert: Hello :-)
PBeesly: Bonjour
PBeesly: So, are you excited for today?
JHalpert: Of course, Warehouse vs. Office!
PBeesly: My bet is on Warehouse.
JHalpert: That hurts, Pam. Really.
PBeesly: You guys have Michael…
JHalpert: He is a deal breaker.
PBeesly: Plus I really don’t want to work this weekend.
JHalpert: I can tell, because you’re IMing me instead of answering the phones.
PBeesly: Voicemail is an amazing thing.
JHalpert: I wish I had a quick way to get rid of my work.
PBeesly: You have a quick way to get rid of Dwight.
JHalpert: Do I?
PBeesly: Just tell him how much he should be on the basketball team.
JHalpert: And what will that do?
PBeesly: Well, it’ll make him stalk Michael until he gets on the basketball team.
JHalpert: You are a genius.
PBeesly: I’m aware.
PBeesly: I’m pretty sure if I ignore the calls any longer I will get fired.
JHalpert: Then by all means, work. If you got fired I would only have Dwight and Michael to talk to. Which would, of course, cause me to jump off a bridge.
PBeesly: Well, you wouldn’t just have Dwight and Michael, there’s Phyllis and Stanley and Angela…
JHalpert: Just answer the phones. :-P
PBeesly: Yes, sir.
PBeesly is away.
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PBeesly is back from away.
PBeesly: You knew the dwarf’s name, too.
JHalpert: Excuse me?
PBeesly: You heard me.
JHalpert: Are you having a stroke? Do I need to call the paramedics?
PBeesly: You agreed with one of Michael’s jokes instead of making up one of your own.
JHalpert: What? When?
PBeesly: When Dwight knew the Lord of the Rings’ dwarf’s name and Michael called him a nerd.
PBeesly: You just laughed and agreed with Michael. You never laugh and agree with Michael. Which leads me to believe you didn’t want him to know that you knew the dwarf, too.
JHalpert: Wow, you are reading waaay to much into 5 seconds of my life.
PBeesly: Yeah, well I have a boring job.
JHalpert: Okay, so maybe I knew that his name was Gimli.
JHalpert: Stop laughing!
PBeesly: Why do you know that, Jim? Oh my God. Maybe you’re more like Dwight than you think.
JHalpert: No way. The day I’m like Dwight is the day Michael becomes the mayor.
PBeesly: Then why do you know so much about the Lord of the Rings?
JHalpert: Because Mark watched it like, 4 times when it came out on DVD.
PBeesly: Oh, and you just tripped and fell in front of the TV and stayed there for the duration of the movie each time?
JHalpert: I may have watched it once.
PBeesly: Yeah, I’m sure.
JHalpert: Oh God, Michael and his racism.
PBeesly: Haha, yes, “Stanley, as center, of course!”
JHalpert: And telling Oscar that we’ll only need his help come baseball season.
JHalpert: Oh, great, Dwight is on our team!
JHalpert: And I get to organize the work schedule.
PBeesly: At least Michael didn’t throw garbage at you.
PBeesly: And now he’s suggesting I cheerlead.
PBeesly: Thanks for volunteering to get the attention away from me :-D
JHalpert: No problem. It’s a shame Michael rejected me, I was really looking forward to it.
JHalpert: What makes you think Angela would cheerlead?
PBeesly: Nothing, I just want Michael to get away from my desk.
PBeesly: Oh, no, that was so mean. Poor Phyllis.
JHalpert: As long as she’s good at basketball :-)
PB: :-P
JHalpert: So, did you hear?
PBeesly: Hear what?
JHalpert: It seems the game has changed.
PBeesly: Are we playing baseball now? That way we could use Oscar.
JHalpert: No, whoever wins doesn’t have to come into work over the weekend.
PBeesly: No way! I had plans with Roy this weekend!
PBeesly: Well, prepare to be here on Saturday.
JHalpert: You might want to prepare to be alone on Saturday, because I’m pretty sure Roy’s going to come in.
PBeesly: We’ll see.
JHalpert: Yes we will.
JHalpert: I’m going to go get changed, see you when we kill at the game.
PBeesly: I’m sure I’ll see you get killed. :-)
JHalpert: Bye for now, Beesly.
PBeesly: See you in like, five minutes.
JHalpert has signed off.
PBeesly has signed off.
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PBeesly has signed on.
JHalpert has signed on.
PBeesly: Guess I’ll be at the lake. :-)
JHalpert: Yeah, because Michael’s an ass.
PBeesly: This is true. But we still won.
JHalpert: Technically. I think everybody won when Dwight took his shirt off.
Pbeesly: Ah! Bad memories!
PBeesly: Okay, I have a confession.
JHalpert: Confess.
PBeesly: You might actually be very good at basketball.
JHalpert: Thank you, even if it took you that long to admit it.
PBeesly: Yeah.
PBeesly: I’m sorry about your face, by the way. Roy is really competitive.
JHalpert: Oh, that’s not a big deal. It happens.
PBeesly: Yeah. Have fun on Saturday. :-)
JHalpert: You, too. :-P
JHalpert: See you Monday.
PBeesly: See you then. :-)
PBeesly has signed off.
JHalpert has signed off.
Author's Chapter Notes:
This chapter is going to be shorter than most of the others, seeing as a lot of the JAM action happened away from the desks in this episode. But I did the best I could and I hope you like it!
Chapter title from The Show by Lenka. (Because Pam is caught between Roy and Jim - get it?)
I still don't own anything. But if anything goes up for auction, let me know.
Chapter title from The Show by Lenka. (Because Pam is caught between Roy and Jim - get it?)
I still don't own anything. But if anything goes up for auction, let me know.
Chapter End Notes:
I hope you liked it, despite its short-ness. When you review, it gives you karma points for heaven. It's true. Please tell me if I made any mistakes, I don't have an editor! :)
