“I hate my sister.”
“What happened?”
“She told me she was pregnant.”
“How horrible of her.”
“I told her I had news first and she goes and tells me she’s pregnant”
“With Sledge’s baby?”
“His name is Kevin and yes.”
“How far along is she?”
“Four months and she isn’t showing at all. I betcha she won’t pack on any pounds.”
“Ok well you usually don’t show until 5 months.”
“And you know this how?”
“I was in the baby section of Barnes and Noble a few months ago.”
“Why?”
“My friend from high school, his wife, she’s expecting soon.”
“Yeah so is everyone else on the planet.”
“Well I can arrange for a stork to come and deliver a boy in a few months.”
“He would have to look like his dad. I’m not going to have a alien baby.”
“Ohhhh that could be tough. I think they only have green skin and four eyed babies available.”
“I guess I can wait and see if a human baby comes along.”
“I’ll keep looking.”
“…I really wanted to tell her about the house.”
“Pam, it’s a house. It will always be there.”
“I know but she’s going to be all about baby, baby, baby. I won’t ever get to tell her.”
“She can help move us in. I think that will let her know.”
“She’s pregnant. She can’t help move us in.”
“Ok, first of all, she’s pregnant, not dead. And second of all they say you should continue all normal activity for as long as you can. She can’t do heavy lifting but she can carry a lamp.”
“You bought a baby book and reading it aren’t you?”
“For the alien baby that might be coming”
“Adorable.”
“So should I put a order in for say 3 years?”
“I don’t know, I think I could see a baby in 2.”
“Ok wow…Tell your sister. And congratulations from me.”
“Will do! Oh and Jim?”
“Yeah?”
“Baby shower in 3 months at the house.”
Author's Chapter Notes:
Jim and Pam and babies!! Yay!! These do kinda follow each other but you can skip around and still know what's going on.
Chapter End Notes:
Reviews are like babies, fun and cute!!
Oh and continue on for the Jim and Pam cuteness!!
Oh and continue on for the Jim and Pam cuteness!!
