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Story Notes:
various and sundry moments in the lives of our favorite couple :)
Author's Chapter Notes:

okay, so... this is my return to fanfiction. it's good to be back :) i've never done 55-word pieces, but that's about all i have time for, so we'll go with it! this chapter is inspired by radiohead's "talk show host". all usual disclaimers apply.




The idea comes to you in the lingerie section of the department store. There’s a black number that’s absurdly expensive for being so little, but it does wonders for your breasts. One night Jim falls asleep early, and you Google “erotic dancing” and delete your browser history.

The lingerie ends up in three different pieces.

Chapter End Notes:
i promise it's 55 words- mtt's word counter is lying to you. i checked.

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