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A drunken Pam and not-drunken Jim message after the Dundies.

Standard disclaimer: I do not own the Office, AOL, Advil, or any of the stories I based this on. 

MorganLaFey: heyyyyyyyyyyy

MorganLaFey: heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

MorganLaFey: where you at?

WScranton8: Morgan, are you drunk?

MorganLaFey: maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaybe

MorganLaFey: itsa been a agood night

MorganLaFey: how you doing?

WScranton8: I’m fine, thanks

WScranton8: I had a good night too

MorganLaFey: that’s good

MorganLaFey: you’re a goodguy you deserve it

MorganLaFey: whys it that my frineds are all good guys

WScranton8: I think you have that effect

MorganLaFey: can’t be me

MorganLaFey: if it were me my faince would be a good guy

WScranton8: I’m sure he is Morgan

WScranton8: you’re just drunk

MorganLaFey: nonononono I’m not that drunk

MorganLaFey: heh taht’s funny, I’m the drunk one for once

WScranton8: you should go to bed

MorganLaFey: so?? don’t care

MorganLaFey: I had a good night

MorganLaFey: not ready for bed yet

WScranton8: I really think you should

MorganLaFey: see, you’re a good dguy

MorganLaFey: always looking out for me

MorganLaFey: bot h of you, always looking out for me

WScranton8: see, he’s not such a bad guy

WScranton8: now go to bed

MorganLaFey:¨no no no not him, the other guy

MorganLaFey: other good guy

MorganLaFey: you’re so nice to me

MorganLaFey: wanted to ask you both

MorganLaFey: why are you so nice to me?

MorganLaFey: is not like I seserve it

WScranton8: how can you say that?

MorganLaFey; is ttrue!

MorganLaFey: you’re so nice nad I’mnot and he’s not and why are you so nice?

MorganLaFey: makes sn o sense!

WScranton8: I’m nice to you because I care about you

WScranton8: and you’re my friend

WScranton8: and because of that you really need to GO TO BED

MorganLaFey: hehehehe that’s what she said

MorganLaFey: you see, becaue of the bed?

WScranton8: ok, we are not having this conversation now

WScranton8: seriously, Morgan, I think you need some Advil and some water and some sleep

MorganLaFey: stayonline with me?

WScranton8: only if you can do that in bed

MorganLaFey: can’t

MorganLaFey: :-(

WScranton8: then go to bed and I’ll talk to you tomorrow

WScranton8: drink that water and take that advil, ‘k?

MorganLaFey: fine

MorganLaFey: talk to you tomorrow

MorganLaFey: thanks for being so nice

Chapter End Notes:
Pam's misspellings and grammar issues are intentional. Hopefully they convey a sense of her mental state and inebriation. I'm sorry this one is so short, but in-universe a long conversation right here didn't seem to fit, given the events of that night. I promise more in "Sexual Harassment," including the infamous "Which one is Jim?" moment. Thank you for the reviews and the feedback. I appreciate each and every one of you who chooses to read.

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