MorganLaFey: hey

WScranton8: hi

MorganLaFey: sorry I haven’t been on much recently

MorganLaFey: I’ve had a bunch of things to figure out

MorganLaFey: and while I’d normally ask your advice about them

MorganLaFey: some stuff just has to happen in your own head, you know?

WScranton8: totally

WScranton8: like, today I had to decide what soda to get from the vending machine

WScranton8: I couldn’t ask anyone else

WScranton8: I couldn’t bring myself to involve them in my complicated, long thought process

WScranton8: I just had to stare at the machine and hit the buttons myself

MorganLaFey: lol exactly

MorganLaFey: so what did you get?

WScranton8: what did you figure out? ;-)

MorganLaFey: hey, I’m still figuring it out

WScranton8: maybe I’m still standing in front of a vending machine :-P

MorganLaFey: I seriously doubt that ;-)

WScranton8: :-P

MorganLaFey: fine, don’t tell me

MorganLaFey: but I wanted to talk to you anyway

WScranton8: about the things?

MorganLaFey: just in general

MorganLaFey: I’m worried I’ve been a bad friend by retreating into my own shell

MorganLaFey: so, tell me about your day

WScranton8: well, it was a lovely Thursday morning

WScranton8: the air was clear, the sun was shining…

MorganLaFey: Friday. But go on.

WScranton8: um, Morgan, it was definitely Thursday

MorganLaFey: huh, I thought we were in the same time zone

MorganLaFey: guess not

MorganLaFey: go on, tell me about your Friday

WScranton8: um…ok

WScranton8: so the big decision you already heard about

WScranton8: I spent a good like ten minutes at that vending machine

MorganLaFey: still not going to tell me what you got?

WScranton8: nope

WScranton8: the other thing I did today (which was Thursday)

WScranton8: was to mess with my coworker who reminds me of CantBeatMe

WScranton8: which was, as you can imagine, easy

MorganLaFey: sounds like a great idea

MorganLaFey what, did you convince him he was wrong about something?

WScranton8: yes, actually

WScranton8: specifically, what day it was

WScranton8: which is Thursday but he thought was Friday

MorganLaFey: I’m gonna have to go with the Beets here

MorganLaFey: I’m afraid you’ve been counterpranked

WScranton8: not possible, my computer says Thursday

MorganLaFey: are you telling me you’re such an amateur you can’t even change a little computer time stamp?

WScranton8: well, no, but

MorganLaFey: then I’m sure he can too. Please, continue.

WScranton8: ok…so I did that, and I hung out with Normal Chick, and it was pretty chill

MorganLaFey: we’re saying chill now?

WScranton8: I guess so

MorganLaFey: I don’t know, I think that’s a word you gotta really own

MorganLaFey: so I’ll ask you again: are we saying chill now?

WScranton8: yes!

WScranton8: I am chiller than an ice bucket at a swanky hotel

MorganLaFey: chiller than a warm day in February

WScranton8: chiller than a scientist at McMurdo Base, Antarctica

MorganLaFey: chiller than the background radiation of the universe

WScranton8: OK, I can’t beat 3 degrees Kelvin

WScranton8: but I am also pretty chill

MorganLaFey: :-)

MorganLaFey: I see someone caught ALLISFALSE’s science history game last night

MorganLaFey: although I don’t remember seeing you there

WScranton8: yeah, I was only there for a hot second

MorganLaFey: hot date?

WScranton8: nah, just a poker game with the guys

MorganLaFey: didja win?

WScranton8: yeah, I smoked them all

WScranton8: you are looking at the proud owner of $25 and a gift certificate to Target

MorganLaFey: nicely done

MorganLaFey: well, tell them I say hi

WScranton8: will do ;-)

WScranton8: you know, my roommate asks about you

WScranton8: wants to know if he’ll ever meet the woman I spend all night chatting to

MorganLaFey: you tell him he might, if he plays his cards right

MorganLaFey: which I gather around you he rarely does ;-)

WScranton8: :-)

WScranton8: are you suggesting you’ll break into my apartment to meet my roommate?

WScranton8: after all, it’s not like I have you over for Sunday brunch

MorganLaFey: I know, it’s a terrible oversight on your part

MorganLaFey: we’ll just have to fix it in 2 days

MorganLaFey: on Sunday ;-)

WScranton8: that would be Saturday

WScranton8: but I’ll keep my schedule open :-P

MorganLaFey: we can at least chat online then

WScranton8: sounds good to me

MorganLaFey: see you later ;-)

WScranton8: bye :-)