MorganLaFey: hey
WScranton8: hi
MorganLaFey: so what do you think of my new apartment?
WScranton8: very classy
MorganLaFey: thanks for helping me pick it out
WScranton8: you’re welcome
WScranton8: I still think you should have held out for extra kitchens though
MorganLaFey: what, is my one kitchen not enough for you?
WScranton8: I dunno, I think you could have gotten more
WScranton8: that landlord was ready to deal
MorganLaFey: I didn’t think that was the room you were most interested in anyway
WScranton8: and just what are you implying, Beesly?
MorganLaFey: I’m just saying that we didn’t spend most of our time last night in the kitchen
WScranton8: you’re right, that living room was definitely not to be missed
MorganLaFey: not what I meant :-P
WScranton8: Pamela Morgan Beesly, are you suggesting I was most interested in the bedroom?
MorganLaFey: maaaaaaaaaybe
MorganLaFey: we did spend an inordinate amount of time there ;-)
WScranton8: I disagree
WScranton8: vehemently
WScranton8: that time was entirely ordinate
MorganLaFey: :-)
WScranton8: as is the time we’re going to spend there tonight
MorganLaFey: who said anything about tonight?
MorganLaFey: I thought you knew this was strictly a one-time offer
WScranton8: oh, I understood that
WScranton8: I just figured it was a one-time deal with an unlimited end date
WScranton8: buy now, keep forever
MorganLaFey: are you suggesting you bought me, Jim?
WScranton8: maybe I misspoke
WScranton8: acquire? obtain? possess?
MorganLaFey: how about “opt in”?
WScranton8: works for me
MorganLaFey: me too :-)
MorganLaFey: and yeah, now that you’ve opted in, I’m afraid you’re stuck with me
WScranton8: I can think of worse fates ;-)
WScranton8: like, all other fates :-)
MorganLaFey: that smiley definitely undersells your face right now
WScranton8: :-D
WScranton8: better?
MorganLaFey: :-*
WScranton8: even better
MorganLaFey: so, Jim
WScranton8: yes?
MorganLaFey: could you do me a teensy favor?
WScranton8: what is it, Pam?
MorganLaFey: I need more cocoa
WScranton8: as you wish
MorganLaFey: :-)
MorganLaFey: thanks honey
MorganLaFey: oh, and while you’re up?
WScranton8: *sigh* yes?
MorganLaFey: what was in that card yesterday?
WScranton8: card?
MorganLaFey: don’t play dumb, Halpert, it doesn’t suit you ;-)
MorganLaFey: the card you almost gave me and then took away
WScranton8: oh, that card
WScranton8: um, just an expression of my feelings towards…OK, do I say “you” or “Pam” or “Normal Chick”?
WScranton8: speaking of which, why are we doing this over IM again?
MorganLaFey: so you don’t ruin the movie with talking :-P
WScranton8: but kisses are fine?
MorganLaFey: are you complaining about the kisses?
WScranton8: no, no, no
WScranton8: I withdraw my previous remark!
MorganLaFey: damn right you do
MorganLaFey: and don’t change the subject
MorganLaFey: any of the three options are acceptable, go on with the story
WScranton8: an expression of my feelings towards Pam
WScranton8: that I wrote back when I put the teapot gift together
MorganLaFey: thank you for that, by the way, it was perfect
WScranton8: glad you liked it :-)
WScranton8: I got it when I pulled your name back in, like, October
WScranton8: and I wrote the card then
WScranton8: but suddenly it felt very wrong to give you the card when you’d been all up in that iPod earlier and I was going on a date with Morgan later that day
MorganLaFey: but not wrong to give to me while you were dating Katy?
WScranton8: well, you may remember I broke up with Katy
WScranton8: but yeah, I suppose I was still dating her when I wrote it
MorganLaFey: so you didn’t give it to me because I messed with you about the iPod, and because you were going on a date with…well, me…later that day?
WScranton8: yeah, it felt like two-timing both of you
WScranton8: so I pulled it out
WScranton8: honestly I didn’t think you’d seen it
MorganLaFey: you gotta learn, Halpert, I pay close attention to you at all times
MorganLaFey: sometimes creepily close ;-)
WScranton8: I think I can deal with that :-*
MorganLaFey: so now that you know there’s only one of me…
MorganLaFey: and you’re not two-timing either of the single me…
WScranton8: objection!
WScranton8: I was kind of working under the assumption there was no “single” you anymore after yesterday ;-)
MorganLaFey: sustained
MorganLaFey: now that you know you’re not two-timing either of the unitary-but-totally-dating-you me…
MorganLaFey: do you think I could see it?
WScranton8: I suppose that’s fair
WScranton8: it’s in my bag, I’ll go grab it
MorganLaFey: thanks Jim
MorganLaFey: don’t forget the cocoa ;-)
WScranton8: here you go
WScranton8: now I’ll just go hide under a blanket until you read it
MorganLaFey: awwww
MorganLaFey: you wrote this in October?
MorganLaFey: that’s so sweet
WScranton8: :-)
MorganLaFey: c’mere you
MorganLaFey: I love you too
MorganLaFey: I think it’s time to take this conversation back offline ;-)
WScranton8: sounds good to me ;-)
WScranton8: love you too
MorganLaFey has signed off
WScranton8 has signed off
