Categories: Jim and Pam Characters: None
Genres: Angst, Romance
Chapters: 8 Completed: Yes
Word count: 20157 Read: 9975 ePub Downloads: 6
Published: May 25, 2019 Updated: July 04, 2019
Michael feels very blessed a little earlier than Season 4 and Meredith is spared from being hit by his car. Instead, he hits someone else – because he’s Michael and occasionally he’ll hit someone with his car. So sue him? Set Season 3.
Disclaimer: I own nothing, apart from my collection of The Office inspired t-shirts and a gift voucher from winning a The Office themed trivia night (which may just be the highlight of my life to date). Any lines of recognisable dialogue are adapted from the show. The title is from a fantastic song by Frightened Rabbit, a Scottish band, that I couldn't even begin to recommend enough. The chapter titles are also from the song.
“One day Michael came in and complained about a speed bump on the highway. I wonder who he ran over then.”
“Guess what? I have flaws. What are they? Oh, I don’t know. I sing in the shower. Sometimes I spend too much time volunteering. Occasionally I’ll hit someone with my car. So sue me.”
“I love my employees. Even though, I hit one of you with my car-- for which I take whole responsibility.”
“So, double jeopardy, we're fine.”
“I’m not superstitious, but I am a little stitious.”
“I'll tell you what's going on. This office is cursed. And we have to do something.”
“I never puked my heart out. I’m very, very proud of that.”