Every holiday is important to someone. Even National IT Professionals Day. No, *especially* National IT Professionals Day.
(A series of mini-fics set on holidays major and minor in the life of Jim, Pam and the Dunder Mifflin crew. Blame Max for this.)
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Episode Related Characters: Angela, Cece Halpert, Dwight, Dwight/Angela, Ensemble, Erin, Isabel Poreba, Jim, Jim/Katy, Jim/Pam, Katy, Kelly, Michael, Oscar, Other, Pam, Phyllis, Ryan, Stanley, Toby
Genres: Angst, Drama, Fluff, Holiday, Humor, Inner Monologue, Romance, Workdays
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Chapters: 6 Completed: No
Word count: 13786 Read: 2721 ePub Downloads: 0
Published: April 12, 2021 Updated: September 21, 2021
I was forced to write this through a peer pressure campaign led by Maxine Abbott (particularly once I realized we had actually had this conversation before in the reviews section), and a number of these will be based off the holidays identified in the final chapter of New Year’s in New Jersey. So if you’re mad, blame her and Agian18, who reminded us all that it was Grilled Cheese Day.
Title is based on a Styx lyric. Fight me.
DISCLAIMER: “It's performance review day, company-wide. Last year, my performance review started with Michael asking me what my hopes and dreams were, and it ended with him explaining to me that we are all publicly recognizable characters in a publicly recognizable setting that is the property of our actual owners, and the authors of any fanfic about us aren’t in any way associated with those owners or the owners, creators or producers of any media franchise, and don’t intend any copyright infringement. (beat). So, I don't really know what to expect.”
2. National Jelly Bean Day (April 22, 2006) by darjeelingandcoke [Reviews - 7] 9 (2495 words)
As it turns out, April 22, 2006 was actually a Saturday. Also, by coincidence, April 12, 2008 was ALSO a Saturday. So apparently The Office takes place in an alternate universe where days are slightly different and also you can’t lose your job even if you literally give a co-worker a heart attack by pretending the building is on fire. Explains a lot, right?
(Honestly, this could probably use another draft or seven. Or a blowtorch. But if I don't post it now, Lorde knows when I will. The ghost of the tooth mug haunts me, calls my name, beckons me into the darkness. I must escape or perish. So. Hope you enjoy anyways, but if you don't: know that it's not my fault.)
3. Pretzel Day (April 26, 2005) by darjeelingandcoke [Reviews - 4] 4 (1756 words)
Confusingly, the canonical Pretzel Day is in mid-October. What’s up with that, Billy? Also, when I first wrote the shoes-in-the-microwave prank, it was in a story called Real Friends, which takes place well before the arrival of the cameras, and the second time I wrote it in They Can’t All Be Winners I set it in late Season 2. Also also, I feel like in canon Pam and Jim would have convinced someone else (Dwight? Ryan, via Michael?) to do this for them. Also also also, Belsnickel isn’t real, it’s just Dwight.
Also also also also, in addition to finally answering the question of how Jim and Pam make up with Stanley after the microwave prank, which I’m sure all of you have been dying to know, there are three references to two fics here that I did *not* write. See if you can spot them.
4. 05-05-05 (May 5, 2005) by darjeelingandcoke [Reviews - 5] 8 (3176 words)
So earlier today, there was some discussion in the Discord about 05-05-05 fics. And I realized I couldn’t really name one. And I thought to myself, “hey, I’m doing this holiday thing, I’ll just write one, and then I’ll be all like, ‘hey, I couldn’t find one, so I wrote one’ and everyone will be like “OMG DJC THAT’S SO BADASS” and I’ll be all *put sunglasses on.*”
Cut to me ten hours later with my brain melting, ducking emails from my boss. How do you people write so well so fast? How?
Plus side, I learned some things about orcas, which was neat.
Anyhow, please review… and please feel free to review harshly. I feel like I tried to do one too many things here.
(Bonus points: there are five sets of things I have purposefully seeded five of throughout the chapter, and a sixth that probably came in by accident. See if you can spot them.)
Also, it turns out that there IS in fact a good 05-05-05 fic! It's just part of a longer fic - chapter 4 of BigTuna's "the things that made us you and me," which I actually ended up referencing here. Read it!
5. Casino Night (May 11-12, 2006) by darjeelingandcoke [Reviews - 5] 5 (3728 words)
So this one is a story I’ve had the basics of in my drafts for a while, and the pressing deadline of the 15th anniversary of Casino Night has given me the push I needed to, you know, write it. Little different than my usual style, and it’s gone through a lot of versions since its original conception. Hope you like it, and are able to accept my stretching of the definition of “holiday.” And if you don’t, here’s a picture of a kitten hiding under a hat: https://www.rd.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/04/GettyImages-145679137-scaled-e1619025176434.jpg.
6. National IT Professionals Day (September 21) by darjeelingandcoke [Reviews - 6] 2 (1932 words)
This one’s a little bit of a different spin on the premise than the earlier entries – less set on the holiday, more inspired by the concept of the holiday. In the event that I *ever* finish the four or five other chapters of this that I didn’t quite get to since May, some of them will be like this as well. Hope you enjoy anyways.
Dedicating this chapter to DoomGoose, and all the other IT professionals who make the world go round and stay patient when it turns out the power cord was just unplugged. (And special thanks to DG for vetting this chapter before it posted.)