YOU'VE GOT F***ING MAIL.
Here's what our famous Scrantonites have been up to.
Disclaimer: All submissions are not verified. Please take what you see with a grain of salt.
Spotted: busty blonde coming out of the sperm bank near the IHOP
Spotted: a certain beet farmer purchasing bags of manure
Spotted: a small blonde woman taking the slow train to Philly....for a convention
Spotted: Ashton Kutcher complaining about his parking space to the building owner
Spotted: paper salesman and his girlfriend's ex-fiancé at Poor Richards - paper salesman seemed to have left in a hurry