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Season 4 was on hiatus for Valentine's Day, so your guess is as good as mine

SCRANTON TIMES-TRIBUNE
FEBRUARY 14th 1947 

LONELY IN SCRANTON

The original prankster seeks a partner in crime for hijinx and capers.
Male, 29, GSOH, 6'3", enjoys musical theater, Icelandic sports and jellybeans.
You must love sports, art not so much. Blondes preferred. 20/20 vision is essential.
Ideally you can cook, as I will not be making you dinner. Unless it is Ossobuco. No yogurt please, but rhubarb pie is welcome.
Hoping for a Valentine's Day kiss.

Reply to PO BOX 879, Scranton, PA

 

SCRANTON TIMES-TRIBUNE
FEBRUARY 15th 1947 

FOR SALE 

Prized Philadelphia Warriors jersey signed by Joe Faulks for sale. 

Contact P. Beesly 555-9032

 

SCRANTON TIMES-TRIBUNE
FEBRUARY 16th 1947

CORRECTIONS & RETRACTIONS

The original prankster would like to retract his lonely hearts and offer his sincerest apologies to P. Beesly.

The Joe Faulks signed Philadelphia Warriors jersey is no longer for sale.

Chapter End Notes:
Prior to the 76ers being a team, the Philadelphia Warriors were the basketball team of Philly. And Joe Faulks was in the top 10 NBA players of the 1940s. There you go, you learnt something new today

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