Penname: Raj Patel Real name: Alyssa
Member Since: July 18, 2007

Bio:
Despite my name I am a female, who started watching The Office after a very persistent friend quoted lines so many times I could have sworn I'd actually watched it. When I did end up finding out what "I hate so much about the things you choose to be" meant I was hooked. Hardcore JAM fan, but I do have a thing for Creed and Meredith, not as a couple (though I have read a couple of those, and they are cool), but their characters are awesome.
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Favorite Stories
Kind of Like 'Die Hard' by PuffingNoise Rated: T [Reviews - 25] 6
Summary:

Terrorists invade Dunder Mifflin. Jim and Pam are the only hope for their officemates to get out alive. Close quarters in an airduct and looking death in the face give Jim and Pam the kick in the pants they need to get get together. Takes place after "Beach Games" and before "The Job". A/U.


Categories: Jim and Pam, Alternate Universe
Characters: Ensemble, Jim, Jim/Pam, Pam
Genres: Claustrophobic Spaces, Romance, Workdays
Warnings: Violence/Injury
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 3402 Read Count: 7816 ePub Downloads: 2
[Report This] Published: July 16, 2007 Updated: October 31, 2007
Comments: It was the title that hooked me, and then the notion that playful banter can continue when there are terroists outside the door.
Climbing As We Fall by girl7 Rated: M [Reviews - 386] 115
Summary: Past Featured Story

A year or two before the cameras arrived, Michael takes the staff to the Poconos for a camaraderie event.  Much unresolved sexual tension and angst ensues (uh, between Jim & Pam, not the entire staff).


Categories: Jim and Pam, Past
Characters: Angela, Creed, Dwight, Jim/Pam, Kevin, Meredith, Michael, Oscar, Roy, Stanley, Toby
Genres: Angst, Drunk Pam/Jim, Humor, Inner Monologue, Romance, Steamy, Travel, Weekend
Warnings: Adult language, Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 22 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 90021 Read Count: 151322 ePub Downloads: 67
[Report This] Published: July 11, 2007 Updated: October 02, 2007
Comments: Long chapters, away from the Office, and tons of sexual tension. What more could you ask for?
From Different Perspectives by Becca Lavender Rated: T [Reviews - 55] 14
Summary: Ryan and Jim are both at something of a crossroads after the events of The Job. They examine each other's lives, and gain some perspectives on their own lives at the same time.
Categories: Other, Present, Alternate Universe
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam, Ryan
Genres: Angst
Warnings: Adult language, No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 17 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 26448 Read Count: 47027 ePub Downloads: 2
[Report This] Published: July 11, 2007 Updated: September 11, 2007
Comments: Comparing Jim and Ryan has facinated me for awhile. In ambition, jobs, and romantically they seems almost opposite.
Sunny by NeverEnoughJam Rated: T [Reviews - 53] 19
Summary:

The new cleaning lady at Dunder-Mifflin writes home to tell about the zoo she sees every day.


Categories: Jim and Pam, Other
Characters: Andy, Bob Vance, Creed, Dwight, Ensemble, Jan, Jim, Karen, Michael, Other, Pam, Phyllis
Genres: Humor, Romance, Workdays
Warnings: Adult language, Violence/Injury
Series: None
Chapters: 9 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 19559 Read Count: 25900 ePub Downloads: 2
[Report This] Published: July 17, 2007 Updated: September 10, 2007
Comments: Outside views of the Dunder-Mifflin crew are quite interesting, and this was a good one.
Paper Cut: The Office Murder Mystery by Ellelque Rated: MA [Reviews - 162] 47
Summary:

Someone is dead in The Office, and everyone is a suspect.


Categories: Jim and Pam, Alternate Universe
Characters: Ensemble
Genres: Suspense
Warnings: Other Adult Theme
Series: None
Chapters: 24 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 36808 Read Count: 27578 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: July 12, 2007 Updated: August 06, 2007
Comments: The title is awesome, and I am a sucker for mystery.
A La Carte by GodInThisChilis Rated: MA [Reviews - 89] 35
Summary:

Sometimes you just have to try new things. A Pam/Ryan story that is more about Pam/Jim than you would think.


Categories: Jim and Pam, Other, Alternate Universe
Characters: Jim, Pam, Ryan
Genres: Angst, Steamy
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 16 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 33752 Read Count: 58529 ePub Downloads: 5
[Report This] Published: May 02, 2007 Updated: August 02, 2007
Comments: I never thought I would like a Pam/Ryan as much as I did, but this is superb.
For what I am when I am with you... by Stablergirl Rated: M [Reviews - 253] 108
Summary: Past Featured Story

“I need someplace to stay.” She said this so softly he had to strain to hear her in the stillness of the evening, leaning toward her slightly.  Something inside of him suddenly wanted to protect her.


Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related, Alternate Universe
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam, Pam
Genres: Angst, Inner Monologue, Romance
Warnings: Adult language, Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 10 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 33558 Read Count: 126535 ePub Downloads: 51
[Report This] Published: June 14, 2007 Updated: July 24, 2007
Comments: I became rather attatched to this fic as of late. Its one of the better major AU's I have read, and I have one of the those crushes on Mark that you can only have for fictional characters.
Leave A Message by nightskiesfading Rated: K+ [Reviews - 11] 4
Summary:

Ryan may be gone from her life, but that is SO not going to shut Kelly Kapoor up.

An idea of Kelly's "revenge" 


Categories: Other
Characters: Kelly, Ryan/Kelly
Genres: Humor, Oneshot
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Challenges: Kelly's Revenge
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1719 Read Count: 2225 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: July 03, 2007 Updated: July 03, 2007
Comments: My family has a thing for Kelly, we can't explain it. She is probably not as funny as we make her out to be. This is a great Kelly-fic.
break up sex on a technicality by DinkinFlicka Rated: M [Reviews - 12] 4
Summary: Kelly deals.

Categories: Other, Present
Characters: Andy, Jim/Pam, Kelly/Other, Ryan/Kelly
Genres: Oneshot
Warnings: Adult language, Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 4105 Read Count: 2561 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: May 27, 2007 Updated: May 27, 2007
Comments: I love the idea of Kelly/Andy!
Angels in Your Angles by boredatwork Rated: K [Reviews - 25] 10
Summary: Past Featured Story

I don’t get to kiss you again until our second date, which is three weeks after our first date, which is a year and a half after our other first date.


Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Inner Monologue
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1172 Read Count: 7998 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: May 25, 2007 Updated: May 25, 2007
Comments: The title is kind of awesome and its wonderfully angsty and fluffy at once.
BeigeMan and ChromaGirl: A Superhero Halloween by Muggins, Too Late Kev Rated: M [Reviews - 22] 7
Summary: Our Dynamic Duo runs into a pair of "Lovebirds". The question is: Will Jim save the Cheerleader?
Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Katy, Roy
Genres: Holiday, Humor
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2573 Read Count: 2639 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: May 21, 2007 Updated: May 21, 2007
Comments: Still one of my favs. I heart BeigeMan
Truth and Consequences by shan21 Rated: T [Reviews - 317] 110
Summary: Past Featured StoryYup, it’s a post-Cocktails fic! With a bit of a twist. Karen does a bad thing, and Jim is about to suffer the consequences…
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Episode Related
Characters: Jan, Jim/Pam, Karen, Michael, Roy
Genres: Weekend
Warnings: Adult language, Mild sexual content, Violence/Injury
Series: None
Chapters: 9 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 31515 Read Count: 137983 ePub Downloads: 43
[Report This] Published: February 27, 2007 Updated: April 16, 2007
Comments: A confrontation is just what I needed to read, and this is a pretty good one.
The Lloyd Dobler Effect by DinkinFlicka Rated: T [Reviews - 18] 7
Summary: Jim Halpert is this generation's Lloyd Dobler. Pam gets that.
Categories: Present, Jim and Pam
Characters: None
Genres: Fluff, Oneshot
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1326 Read Count: 2626 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: January 11, 2007 Updated: January 11, 2007
Comments: I've always had a thing for Lloyd Dobler, so this was entirely appropriate.
Shine by Lenore Rated: T [Reviews - 14] 10
Summary: She thinks she's dull, like a spoon that's been forgotten in the back of a drawer. But Jim makes her shiny. He makes her bright.
Categories: Present, Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff, Holiday, Oneshot, Romance
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1490 Read Count: 2540 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: December 17, 2006 Updated: December 17, 2006
Comments: After all that angst all it took was an elf costume and a slightly dented ladies room sign....
About Her by Bennie Rated: K [Reviews - 9] 7
Summary: A little insight into Ryan and Kelly.
Categories: Other, Present, Past, Episode Related
Characters: Ryan/Kelly
Genres: Inner Monologue, Oneshot, Workdays
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 478 Read Count: 3429 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: November 10, 2006 Updated: November 10, 2006
Comments: A great look at the Ryan/Kelly storyline.
Glassblowing by Limelight Rated: K+ [Reviews - 23] 21
Summary: Past Featured StoryThere is a kind of art to them. (Jim and Pam and traditional glassblowing.)
Categories: Present, Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Romance
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1381 Read Count: 2764 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: August 25, 2006 Updated: August 25, 2006