Penname: lisahoo Real name:
Member Since: October 18, 2006

Bio:

Not an author, but a CRAZED reader. OK, now I have written a little something. A very little something. Now I can sit at the cool table with Katy.

I wanted to let you writers know how much I appreciate the band-aids you have created for my broken JAMmy heart....


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Summary:

The title pretty much says it all: the fantasies of Jim and Pam and the naughty actings out of those fantasies.

This story will go as long as you, the readers, want it to.


Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Dream/Fantasy, Fluff, Romance, Steamy, Workdays
Warnings: Adult language, Dubious Consent, Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 22 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 54206 Read Count: 149004 ePub Downloads: 20
[Report This] Published: May 08, 2007 Updated: January 31, 2008
Summary: Past Featured StoryThey make it exactly one hundred and twenty-three hours.
Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam, Pam
Genres: Fluff, Steamy
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3249 Read Count: 12316 ePub Downloads: 9
[Report This] Published: January 23, 2008 Updated: January 23, 2008
Summary: Past Featured StoryJim and Pam, moments from each month, starting with May 2007.  Just sort of filling in some blanks.  Some fluff, a little angst here and there. Eventually I'll get through a whole year.  Spoilers through "The Job," I guess. 
Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst, Fluff, Romance
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 8301 Read Count: 11980 ePub Downloads: 4
[Report This] Published: December 26, 2007 Updated: January 23, 2008
Summary: Past Featured Story

Michael's looking for a long lost relative - with (hopefully) hilarious results.  Set S4ish - NO SPOILERS - with a healthy dose of a blissful Jim and Pam because I simply can't help myself.


Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Dwight, Ensemble, Jim/Pam, Michael
Genres: Humor, Workdays
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 9433 Read Count: 13395 ePub Downloads: 3
[Report This] Published: August 29, 2007 Updated: January 21, 2008
Summary: They didn’t get there by immaculate conception. Whoever said pregnancy was chaste - or simple?
Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Dwight, Michael
Genres: Angst, Humor, Married, Romance, Steamy, Weekend, Workdays
Warnings: Adult language, Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 5548 Read Count: 20559 ePub Downloads: 3
[Report This] Published: January 01, 2008 Updated: January 10, 2008
Summary: Past Featured Story Completed

“Are you free for dinner tonight?” (Hello)

"Yes." (Hello)

For a long time it's just missed opportunities and crossed wires.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst, Romance
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 8 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 14247 Read Count: 28942 ePub Downloads: 2
[Report This] Published: November 09, 2007 Updated: January 07, 2008
Allentown by Sweetpea Rated: T [Reviews - 136] 60
Summary: Past Featured StoryA story of loss, love, and inspiration.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst, Humor, Married, Romance
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 11 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 31217 Read Count: 64520 ePub Downloads: 8
[Report This] Published: December 01, 2007 Updated: January 06, 2008
Summary:

A long time ago, a told people to send me various Office pairings and I would write four or five sentence, super-short extra-filthy fanfictions about them.

A lot of people sent me pairings and a lot of MA short filth was produced. I decided to post them here because it gives me a reason to revisit (read: EDIT) them.

There will be 9 total, maybe 11 if I decide the crappy ones deserve to see light. ;)


Categories: Jim and Pam, Other
Characters: Angela, Dwight, Hunter, Jim, Jim/Pam, Karen, Kelly, Pam, Roy, Ryan
Genres: Drabble, Dream/Fantasy, Romance, Slash, Steamy
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content, Other Adult Theme
Series: None
Chapters: 9 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 1957 Read Count: 34471 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: December 27, 2007 Updated: January 01, 2008
Siren... by Shassafrass Rated: MA [Reviews - 48] 28
Summary:

We interrupt our regularly scheduled programming to bring you a hefty dose of smut. Really. Seriously. I'm not kidding. Not work-safe and don't view this where children can see it.

Disclaimer: All publicly recognizable characters, settings, etc. are the property of their respective owners. The original characters and plot are the property of the author. The author is in no way associated with the owners, creators, or producers of any media franchise. No copyright infringement is intended.


Categories: Past, Jim and Pam
Characters: None
Genres: Drunk Pam/Jim, Steamy
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 5341 Read Count: 37545 ePub Downloads: 2
[Report This] Published: November 20, 2007 Updated: December 21, 2007
Snow Daze by carbondalien Rated: K+ [Reviews - 32] 15
Summary: A snowstorm makes the roads extremely unsafe, forcing the Dunder-Mifflin employees to stay put for at least a few extra hours. Fluff 'n' stuff.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Other
Characters: Andy, Angela, Creed, Dwight, Dwight/Angela, Ensemble, Jim, Jim/Pam, Kelly, Kevin, Michael, Oscar, Pam, Phyllis, Toby
Genres: Fluff, Workdays
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 6 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 9882 Read Count: 19705 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: December 14, 2007 Updated: December 21, 2007
Snip by Colette Rated: T [Reviews - 41] 20
Summary: Jim has three haircuts and finds his jump shot.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Past
Characters: Jim/Karen, Jim/Pam
Genres: Childhood, Inner Monologue, Romance
Warnings: Adult language, Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2202 Read Count: 13187 ePub Downloads: 3
[Report This] Published: December 13, 2007 Updated: December 17, 2007
Summary: Past Featured Story

What if Pam refused to let Angela drop her off at home after the Dundies?

“I want to go to Jim’s,” Pam said, interrupting Angela’s thoughts.

Angela felt as though her head might pop off and land in one of her cup holders. Would the depravity of this night never end?


Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related
Characters: Angela, Jim/Pam
Genres: Drunk Pam/Jim, Romance
Warnings: Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 6 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 19942 Read Count: 55435 ePub Downloads: 16
[Report This] Published: November 04, 2007 Updated: December 17, 2007
Summary: This is another alternate ending story from season three, beginning just before Phyllis' Wedding and ending at Business School.

Many thanks to Beeswax for her advice and encouragement.

I still own nothing, not The Office, not Jim and Pam, and nothing affiliated with TV or Scranton. I am, however, getting a new laptop for Christmas, which is why I'm purging this one of this story before the holiday. On that happy note, thanks for reading!
Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related
Characters: None
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 13 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 12537 Read Count: 57484 ePub Downloads: 11
[Report This] Published: December 09, 2007 Updated: December 12, 2007
Summary:

A series of short vignettes about Jim and Pam's need to find some time alone together every once in a while.
Chapter 4 added.


Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam, Pam
Genres: Fluff, Humor, Oneshot, Romance, Workdays
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 2391 Read Count: 14473 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: September 26, 2007 Updated: December 06, 2007
Summary:

unfold and I were talking and it lead to this, somehow.

Jim/Pam Smutcake.


Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Dream/Fantasy, Holiday, Steamy
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 5710 Read Count: 23711 ePub Downloads: 3
[Report This] Published: June 15, 2007 Updated: November 24, 2007
Breakable by LoveFool Rated: T [Reviews - 135] 52
Summary: Past Featured StoryYet another story inspired by a song by Ingrid Michaelson called Breakable. I really wanted to tell a story about people being just that -- breakable, and ultimately how grace helps keep us from falling apart. So yeah -- a nice fluffy holiday piece. ;-)
Categories: Jim and Pam, Alternate Universe
Characters: Other, Roy
Genres: Angst, Childhood, Holiday, Humor, Romance
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 6 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 15287 Read Count: 33591 ePub Downloads: 3
[Report This] Published: November 13, 2007 Updated: November 20, 2007
Earlier... by Shassafrass Rated: MA [Reviews - 84] 36
Summary: Past Featured StoryWhat if Jim had finally been stretched to the breaking point before Casino Night?
Categories: Past, Alternate Universe
Characters: None
Genres: Angst, Inner Monologue, Steamy
Warnings: Adult language, Dubious Consent, Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 7 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 7281 Read Count: 49163 ePub Downloads: 5
[Report This] Published: November 03, 2007 Updated: November 17, 2007
Bronze by time4moxie Rated: T [Reviews - 54] 29
Summary: Jim's had the sales call from hell, but the day's about to get better......
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff, Romance
Warnings: None
Series: Precious Metals
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 5969 Read Count: 19562 ePub Downloads: 6
[Report This] Published: November 10, 2007 Updated: November 17, 2007
Summary: Past Featured Story

MEMBER'S CHOICE TOP NOMINEE - Jim and Pam must interact in network sponsored live chats to promote their documentary. Angst (and maybe some smut) ensue.

Story now complete.

 


Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related
Characters: Ensemble, Jim/Karen, Jim/Pam, Pam/Other
Genres: Angst
Warnings: Adult language, Moderate sexual content
Series: Reality Reality TV
Chapters: 23 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 51174 Read Count: 147824 ePub Downloads: 48
[Report This] Published: October 11, 2007 Updated: November 16, 2007
Summary: Past Featured Story

A collection of brief everyday moments: sleeping, showering, working, eating...(sounds exciting, huh?)

Each part is a mini-one shot (i.e., not a WIP with one ongoing narrative); no spoilers.


Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Future
Characters: None
Genres: Drabble, Inner Monologue, Romance, Weekend, Wet Pam/Jim, Workdays
Warnings: Adult language, Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 7 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3731 Read Count: 49551 ePub Downloads: 4
[Report This] Published: September 05, 2007 Updated: November 12, 2007
Summary: Past Featured StoryA series of vignettes inspired by random song clips from the iPod.  No chronological order, so sit tight.  It might be a bumpy ride through time.
Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff
Warnings: Adult language, Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 15 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 13152 Read Count: 79171 ePub Downloads: 5
[Report This] Published: September 01, 2007 Updated: November 11, 2007
Summary: Three conversations take place under starry skies. Four lives are forever changed.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Other
Characters: Jim, Jim/Karen, Jim/Pam, Karen, Pam, Pam/Roy, Roy
Genres: Angst, Romance
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 8934 Read Count: 11643 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: October 27, 2007 Updated: November 09, 2007
Summary: Squirrel returns! Jim's got the girl, but what's the price? Set at season 4 progresses, with episode overlaps. The IRC chatters are back, too. :-)
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Alternate Universe
Characters: Jim/Pam, Other
Genres: Fluff, Humor, Romance
Warnings: Adult language, Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 14883 Read Count: 22503 ePub Downloads: 9
[Report This] Published: October 12, 2007 Updated: November 04, 2007
Summary: Series of vignettes.
Categories: Other
Characters: Ensemble
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 3631 Read Count: 2782 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: November 04, 2007 Updated: November 04, 2007
Summary: Past Featured Story

Michael watched Pam through the blinds. She was so lucky, everyone always wanted to talk to her, hang out with her, be friends with her. Sometimes he wished he could be her. It would all be so easy if he was Pam.


Pam looked up to see Michael staring at her through the blinds. She smiled to herself before turning back to answering the phones. Sometimes she wondered what it was like to be Michael. It must be strange.


There's a rule of the universe. Never wonder the same thing at the same time as someone else. That's a karmic jinx.


Categories: Jim and Pam, Other, Crossover, Alternate Universe
Characters: Jim/Pam, Michael/Jan
Genres: Humor, Suspense
Warnings: Adult language, Dubious Consent, Other Adult Theme
Series: None
Chapters: 7 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 22887 Read Count: 10736 ePub Downloads: 2
[Report This] Published: September 20, 2007 Updated: November 01, 2007