Summary: Pam said she wanted to take things slow. So this is how it all goes down (in some cases, quite literally). The aforementioned, multi-chapter, essentially plotless smut-fest that I've been promising. Essentially smut for smut's sake, since we really saw next to nothing on air. Enjoy ;)
Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: None
Genres: Romance, Steamy
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content, Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 31 Table of Contents
Completed: No
Word count: 124215 Read Count: 146963 ePub Downloads: 127
Penname: whorish Real name:
Member Since: December 06, 2019
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[Report This] Published: April 14, 2018 Updated: April 29, 2021
Summary:
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Episode Related
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst, In Stamford, Oneshot
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 9688 Read Count: 1217 ePub Downloads: 0
“We just... we never got the timing right, you know? I shot him down and then he did the same to me, but you know what? It's okay.”
Jim and Pam turn each other down a couple more times before finally getting together. Set after Casino Night until The Return.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Episode Related
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst, In Stamford, Oneshot
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 9688 Read Count: 1217 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: January 09, 2021 Updated: January 09, 2021
Summary: Jim Halpert is afraid of flying. So why did he book a plane ticket to Australia?
Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: None
Genres: Inner Monologue, Oneshot, Travel, Weekend
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 5803 Read Count: 1458 ePub Downloads: 1
Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: None
Genres: Inner Monologue, Oneshot, Travel, Weekend
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 5803 Read Count: 1458 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: December 21, 2020 Updated: December 21, 2020
Summary:
Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: None
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 4068 Read Count: 2446 ePub Downloads: 3
Another day, another conference room meeting with life altering consequences.
Set Season 3, somewhere between 'The Merger' and 'Phyllis' Wedding'
Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: None
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 4068 Read Count: 2446 ePub Downloads: 3
[Report This] Published: October 08, 2019 Updated: October 08, 2019
Summary:
Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst, Romance
Warnings: Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3814 Read Count: 3273 ePub Downloads: 2
What if Pam had found her voice a little bit earlier?
Set during Season 3, at the end of "The Merger"
Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst, Romance
Warnings: Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3814 Read Count: 3273 ePub Downloads: 2
[Report This] Published: January 22, 2019 Updated: February 06, 2019
Summary: 
Categories: Jim and Pam, Alternate Universe
Characters: Dwight/Angela, Ensemble, Jim/Pam, Mark, Michael, Mose, Phyllis/Bob Vance, Ryan/Kelly, Stanley
Genres: Fluff, Holiday, Steamy
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content
Challenges: Halloween Writing Contest 2018
Series: Halloween Writing Contest 2018
Chapters: 6 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 26866 Read Count: 15632 ePub Downloads: 24
Pam wants to dress up for Halloween. Jim doesn't. What else is she supposed to do?
Submitted for the 2018 Halloween Contest!
Categories: Jim and Pam, Alternate Universe
Characters: Dwight/Angela, Ensemble, Jim/Pam, Mark, Michael, Mose, Phyllis/Bob Vance, Ryan/Kelly, Stanley
Genres: Fluff, Holiday, Steamy
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content
Challenges: Halloween Writing Contest 2018
Series: Halloween Writing Contest 2018
Chapters: 6 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 26866 Read Count: 15632 ePub Downloads: 24
[Report This] Published: October 25, 2018 Updated: October 31, 2018
Summary: Some mornings are different than others for Pam and Jim. Plotless fluff. Set against seasons 4, 5, & 6.
Categories: Present, Episode Related, Jim and Pam
Characters: None
Genres: Fluff, Humor, Kids/Family, Married, Pregnancy/Babies, Romance, Steamy, Weekend, Workdays
Warnings: Adult language, Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 5018 Read Count: 2512 ePub Downloads: 3
Categories: Present, Episode Related, Jim and Pam
Characters: None
Genres: Fluff, Humor, Kids/Family, Married, Pregnancy/Babies, Romance, Steamy, Weekend, Workdays
Warnings: Adult language, Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 5018 Read Count: 2512 ePub Downloads: 3
[Report This] Published: October 04, 2018 Updated: October 04, 2018
Summary:
Categories: Present
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam, Pam
Genres: Drunk Pam/Jim, Fluff, Romance, Weekend
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 4543 Read Count: 6201 ePub Downloads: 3
Discovering the deepest desires of each other's hearts... and pants.
Mostly pants.
Fluffy and fun!
Categories: Present
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam, Pam
Genres: Drunk Pam/Jim, Fluff, Romance, Weekend
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 4543 Read Count: 6201 ePub Downloads: 3
[Report This] Published: April 08, 2018 Updated: April 08, 2018
Summary: What if Jim and Pam are musicians who meet in college? What if they maybe don't think too highly of each other, until a chance encounter involving public transportation throws them together unexpectedly?
Categories: Jim and Pam, Alternate Universe
Characters: Dwight, Jim, Jim/Pam, Kelly, Kevin, Mark, Oscar, Pam, Toby
Genres: Angst, Drama, Drunk Pam/Jim, Fluff, Humor, Inner Monologue, Romance, Steamy
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content, Violence/Injury
Series: None
Chapters: 19 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 42211 Read Count: 19524 ePub Downloads: 24
Categories: Jim and Pam, Alternate Universe
Characters: Dwight, Jim, Jim/Pam, Kelly, Kevin, Mark, Oscar, Pam, Toby
Genres: Angst, Drama, Drunk Pam/Jim, Fluff, Humor, Inner Monologue, Romance, Steamy
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content, Violence/Injury
Series: None
Chapters: 19 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 42211 Read Count: 19524 ePub Downloads: 24
[Report This] Published: September 26, 2017 Updated: September 26, 2017
Summary: Pam meets the parents. Musings based on the kilt Jim's dad would later wear to their wedding. Set between seasons 3 and 4, a couple of weeks after their first date.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam, Pam
Genres: Angst, Drama, Holiday, Humor, Inner Monologue, Romance, Weekend
Warnings: Adult language, Mild sexual content, Other Adult Theme, Violence/Injury
Challenges: Meet The Parents
Series: None
Chapters: 16 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 21660 Read Count: 32945 ePub Downloads: 20
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam, Pam
Genres: Angst, Drama, Holiday, Humor, Inner Monologue, Romance, Weekend
Warnings: Adult language, Mild sexual content, Other Adult Theme, Violence/Injury
Challenges: Meet The Parents
Series: None
Chapters: 16 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 21660 Read Count: 32945 ePub Downloads: 20
[Report This] Published: August 18, 2017 Updated: August 18, 2017
Summary: febrility (n.) - a rise in the temperature of the body.
Somewhere in January 2007, season three.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst, Romance, Hurt/Comfort, Steamy
Warnings: Adult language, Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 14 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 25530 Read Count: 50397 ePub Downloads: 5
Somewhere in January 2007, season three.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst, Romance, Hurt/Comfort, Steamy
Warnings: Adult language, Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 14 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 25530 Read Count: 50397 ePub Downloads: 5
[Report This] Published: March 08, 2010 Updated: January 22, 2011
Summary: A short one-shot of Jim's silent ramblings one day after returning from Stamford. These are the things he desperately wants to know about Pam, but will never ask.
Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Karen, Roy
Genres: Angst
Warnings: Adult language, Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3801 Read Count: 3392 ePub Downloads: 0
Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Karen, Roy
Genres: Angst
Warnings: Adult language, Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3801 Read Count: 3392 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: July 14, 2010 Updated: August 14, 2010
Summary: Pam tries to avoid awkward situations in the break room by skipping lunch. She becomes addicted to the hunger and develops some self destructive habits. Jim tries to help. Rated MA for the last section
Categories: Jim and Pam, Past
Characters: Jim/Pam, Karen
Genres: Angst, Drama, Steamy
Warnings: Explicit sexual content, Other Adult Theme
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 7333 Read Count: 3801 ePub Downloads: 6
Categories: Jim and Pam, Past
Characters: Jim/Pam, Karen
Genres: Angst, Drama, Steamy
Warnings: Explicit sexual content, Other Adult Theme
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 7333 Read Count: 3801 ePub Downloads: 6
[Report This] Published: June 25, 2010 Updated: August 14, 2010
Summary: Jim’s car needs repairing so Pam is enlisted to drive him to and from work. Pam asks Jim for a favour in return when a colleague reminds her that she’s never going to experience another man besides Roy.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Ensemble, Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst, Drunk Pam/Jim, Oneshot
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 13 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 15621 Read Count: 60844 ePub Downloads: 4
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Ensemble, Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst, Drunk Pam/Jim, Oneshot
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 13 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 15621 Read Count: 60844 ePub Downloads: 4
[Report This] Published: January 22, 2009 Updated: November 18, 2009
Summary: We all loved the big declaration, the single heartbreaking tear on Casino Night. But what if Jim had decided to go for it a long time ago, and what if he'd gone about it a subtler, darker way?
Oh yes, there will be smut.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Steamy
Warnings: Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 7 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 8281 Read Count: 47111 ePub Downloads: 16
We all loved the big declaration, the single heartbreaking tear on Casino Night. But what if Jim had decided to go for it a long time ago, and what if he'd gone about it a subtler, darker way?Oh yes, there will be smut.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Steamy
Warnings: Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 7 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 8281 Read Count: 47111 ePub Downloads: 16
[Report This] Published: October 22, 2009 Updated: October 24, 2009
Summary: Post-The Job in three parts. Because who doesn't love that?
Categories: Jim and Pam, Past
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Romance
Warnings: Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 9086 Read Count: 34652 ePub Downloads: 25
Categories: Jim and Pam, Past
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Romance
Warnings: Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 9086 Read Count: 34652 ePub Downloads: 25
[Report This] Published: January 27, 2009 Updated: February 12, 2009
Summary: Now completed. Set into Season 3, Jim moves to Stamford, can't forget Pam, and gets into some real trouble.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst, In Stamford, Inner Monologue, Hurt/Comfort, Suspense
Warnings: Moderate sexual content, Other Adult Theme, Violence/Injury
Series: None
Chapters: 13 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 33419 Read Count: 49552 ePub Downloads: 13
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst, In Stamford, Inner Monologue, Hurt/Comfort, Suspense
Warnings: Moderate sexual content, Other Adult Theme, Violence/Injury
Series: None
Chapters: 13 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 33419 Read Count: 49552 ePub Downloads: 13
[Report This] Published: August 12, 2008 Updated: November 05, 2008
Summary: Jim and Pam are next door neighbors in their early 20's and have known each other their whole lives. Jim's brother Jonathan and Pam are best friends and Pam does not like Jim at all... or does she? AU (ya think?!)
Categories: Jim and Pam, Past, Alternate Universe
Characters: Ensemble, Jim/Pam, Other, Pam, Pam/Roy
Genres: Angst, Childhood, Drunk Pam/Jim, Holiday, Humor, Inner Monologue, Romance, Steamy, Wet Pam/Jim
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 9 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 29666 Read Count: 75074 ePub Downloads: 13
Categories: Jim and Pam, Past, Alternate Universe
Characters: Ensemble, Jim/Pam, Other, Pam, Pam/Roy
Genres: Angst, Childhood, Drunk Pam/Jim, Holiday, Humor, Inner Monologue, Romance, Steamy, Wet Pam/Jim
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 9 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 29666 Read Count: 75074 ePub Downloads: 13
[Report This] Published: April 20, 2008 Updated: May 16, 2008
Summary:
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Alternate Universe
Characters: Pam
Genres: Angst, Romance, Hurt/Comfort
Warnings: Adult language, Violence/Injury
Series: None
Chapters: 9 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 35653 Read Count: 100539 ePub Downloads: 25
"It seems odd, in the ironic, slap-in-the-face kind of way that since her incident, it’s been easier to let him go."
Something bad happens to Pam. Very Dark.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Alternate Universe
Characters: Pam
Genres: Angst, Romance, Hurt/Comfort
Warnings: Adult language, Violence/Injury
Series: None
Chapters: 9 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 35653 Read Count: 100539 ePub Downloads: 25
[Report This] Published: April 15, 2007 Updated: January 26, 2008
Summary:
Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Steamy
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2493 Read Count: 11010 ePub Downloads: 3
You were wrong about the sex. Not about how great it would be, no, but how you would stop being consumed with thoughts of her 24 hours a day once you could be with her.
Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Steamy
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2493 Read Count: 11010 ePub Downloads: 3
[Report This] Published: January 19, 2008 Updated: January 19, 2008
Summary: What if Jim had finally been stretched to the breaking point before Casino Night?
Categories: Past, Alternate Universe
Characters: None
Genres: Angst, Inner Monologue, Steamy
Warnings: Adult language, Dubious Consent, Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 7 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 7281 Read Count: 49185 ePub Downloads: 5
What if Jim had finally been stretched to the breaking point before Casino Night?Categories: Past, Alternate Universe
Characters: None
Genres: Angst, Inner Monologue, Steamy
Warnings: Adult language, Dubious Consent, Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 7 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 7281 Read Count: 49185 ePub Downloads: 5
[Report This] Published: November 03, 2007 Updated: November 17, 2007
Summary: A super-heavy piece inspired by Money and "First Day Of My Life" by Bright Eyes.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Episode Related
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst, Fluff, Inner Monologue, Romance, Steamy
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2205 Read Count: 8850 ePub Downloads: 0
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Episode Related
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst, Fluff, Inner Monologue, Romance, Steamy
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2205 Read Count: 8850 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: October 20, 2007 Updated: October 20, 2007
Summary: How Jim deals with his insecurities about their love.
Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Steamy
Warnings: Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 4232 Read Count: 12317 ePub Downloads: 1
Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Steamy
Warnings: Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 4232 Read Count: 12317 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: August 23, 2007 Updated: October 12, 2007
Summary:
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst, Steamy
Warnings: Adult language, Dubious Consent, Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 13 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 16663 Read Count: 127045 ePub Downloads: 20
Jim and Pam surrender to silence after "The Job." A virtual smut-angst festival!
This is smut. Serious, hard-core, unapologetic, squirm in your seat, not-safe-for-work, wild and unhinihibited smut, punctuated by merciless and heart-wrenching angst. In a couple of chapters, there will be smutty angst, and in others, angsty smut. There's even a couple of chapters with no smut at all and some fluff-happy-funny mixed in! But it all ends with a happy bang! Haw. You were warned.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst, Steamy
Warnings: Adult language, Dubious Consent, Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 13 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 16663 Read Count: 127045 ePub Downloads: 20
[Report This] Published: August 29, 2007 Updated: September 27, 2007
Fruit, or Jim Halpert Sleeps With You (Then Leaves To Hang Out With His Girlfriend) by morethanthat Rated: Private [Reviews - 10] 
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8 Summary: Your body gets much closer/I fumble for the clock, alarmed by/The seduction/I wish that it would stop. Squeeze. Rated: MA
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Past
Characters: Jim/Karen, Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst, Oneshot
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1432 Read Count: 8564 ePub Downloads: 0
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Past
Characters: Jim/Karen, Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst, Oneshot
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1432 Read Count: 8564 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: August 28, 2007 Updated: August 28, 2007